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Mutantius
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| Posted: Sun, 25th Nov 2007 13:29 Post subject: |
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Well, I guess I'll like it. People expected a new The Professional and didn't get. Now they're annngrry. Pathetic.
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| Posted: Sun, 25th Nov 2007 13:32 Post subject: |
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| Vodka-Redbull wrote: | | Jupanu01 wrote: | | Quote: | | a movie for people who like explosions, spattering blood and hot sexy Russian women with long legs and miniskirts |
GREAT.i'll njoy it.  |
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hehe here is one
 Spoiler: | Ляпов очень много, сюжет не логичен, юмор тупой, некоторые убиства хитманом производятся не правильно и не целесообразно, актёры сыграли плохо все за исключением самого Хитмана (он сыграл удовлетворительно и видно что старался, как мог, но лутче бы не смог). Фильм испорчен главным образом той хохлушкой Кириленко и она в фильме сыграла саму себя (это было видно). Деньги потрачены зря и фильм провальный. Критики уже сильно осудили фильм и правильно сделали. Фанаты игры сильно разочарованы. Режиссёр просто дурак в этот раз. Фильм стоит глянуть один раз и убедится, что он плохой. Жаль не получилось снять достойного кина об этой культовой и отличной игре. Уже собрались снимать по игре Макс Пейн и есть мнение у людей, что и его не смогут экранизировать по нормальному. Хитман кино оскорбляет сам игровой персонаж и просто выстовляет его дураком. Могли сделать отличный фильм, но не вышло из-за лени, пофигизма и неуважения к игре |
enjoy it braza 
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Sun, 25th Nov 2007 13:40 Post subject: |
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| Vodka-Redbull wrote: |
Well, I guess I'll like it. People expected a new The Professional and didn't get. Now they're annngrry. Pathetic. |
What is more pathetic is the fact that hollywood toke a huge dump on the franchise, not only could they have hired the original actor for far less money then that douche Olyphant, but they also destroyed the whole plot, killing for the good my ass...
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Sun, 25th Nov 2007 14:06 Post subject: |
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chiv
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| Posted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 23:36 Post subject: |
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ok so i was just skipping thru the movie again having watched it a few days ago, and two thoughts hit me... 1... hey lets resurrect the dead hitman thread... and 2... what the fuck is going on here?
i missed it the first time, i was on dribble-mode in preperation to watch it... but second time through i see this and wonder... why are the 3 hitmen who are trying to kill 47, all pointing their guns at each other? i know the film isnt supposed to make much sense, but come on, thats just beyond dumb and well into stupid country...
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chiv
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| Posted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 23:50 Post subject: |
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then during the fight why were the hitmen all ignoring each other and just focusing on 47 the only remotely reasonable explanation i could come up with was that none of them knew other hitmen were involved, so were just covering them until they knew what the situation was... *shrugs* but most likely it was probably just done this way for symmetry so it looked pretty on film
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chiv
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| Posted: Sat, 26th Jan 2008 00:35 Post subject: |
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well if that was the case, why didnt the third hitman dude show up and blast everyone while their attention was on each other yeah the whole things just to make a movie, theres no practical reason for anything that happens during that scene...
does make for a nice knife fight though (which i guess WAS the practical reason for that scene eh?: )... however impractical it was for those long knives to be stored where they were...
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| Posted: Wed, 30th Jan 2008 23:28 Post subject: |
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Watched it yesterday - utter crap for stupid americans.
11th "Thou shalt not flash"
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Bigperm
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| Posted: Thu, 31st Jan 2008 00:15 Post subject: |
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| Mr_Baggins wrote: | | Watched it yesterday - utter crap for stupid americans. |
What a thought out post. Love how some of you will use anything to try and insult Americans. So original, yawn.
This movie is meant to be a mindless popcorn flick, nothing else. Anyone trying to critique it is as you said, stupid.
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| Posted: Thu, 31st Jan 2008 01:25 Post subject: |
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| Bigperm wrote: | | Mr_Baggins wrote: | | Watched it yesterday - utter crap for stupid americans. |
What a thought out post. Love how some of you will use anything to try and insult Americans. So original, yawn.
This movie is meant to be a mindless popcorn flick, nothing else. Anyone trying to critique it is as you said, stupid. |
It doesn't matter what kind of film it is, there are certain criteria which are universal across the cinematic medium. So of course you can still critique it, as long as you take into account the genre and certain other commercial factors any movie is fair game.
He's right about it being utter crap. You don't have to be a stupid american to like it, just plain stupid is enough.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
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chiv
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| Posted: Thu, 31st Jan 2008 05:13 Post subject: |
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well it was made with americans in mind, so i guess it shows you what the producers think of the average american movie goer...
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| Posted: Thu, 31st Jan 2008 12:16 Post subject: |
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| Mr_Baggins wrote: | | Watched it yesterday - utter crap for brain washed americans. |
+1
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| Posted: Thu, 31st Jan 2008 13:06 Post subject: |
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The original script wasn't bad, but the cut (leaving huge holes in the plot), fox's reshots (meaningless sword fight/train scene) & the overall cheapness rendered it ludicrous.
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chiv
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| Posted: Thu, 31st Jan 2008 13:32 Post subject: |
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to be fair, the movie sucked so bad that im GLAD it had the meaningless sword sequence... it was the shiney gem in this turd of a film.. without it, it would have been COMPLETELY useless, yes, even if they hadnt trimmed out the probably idiotic extended plot. if fox looked at it, and said god damn that sucks, needs more pointless action, then for once, im glad for studio interferance.
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Feb 2008 18:57 Post subject: |
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I've watched it last week. I think it was OK.. 5.5/10 wouldn't watch it again.
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Feb 2008 14:21 Post subject: |
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I liked the movie, best game to movie adaption ever! 8/10
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Mytos
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Feb 2008 17:11 Post subject: |
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ya it sucked
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Feb 2008 17:31 Post subject: |
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| Mytos wrote: | | ya it sucked |
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Feb 2008 21:58 Post subject: |
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| streetunder wrote: | | I liked the movie, best game to movie adaption ever! 8/10 |
Never seen Sin City I assume?
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Feb 2008 22:03 Post subject: |
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| Mutantius wrote: | | streetunder wrote: | | I liked the movie, best game to movie adaption ever! 8/10 |
Never seen Sin City 2 I assume? |
Sure, coz we all live in 2009...
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