I've never sat my foot in Patriot Act-country, but one thing that have puzzled me for long is the water level at american toilets. From pictures etc it seems as the water is almost up to the rim of the toilet.
Don't you guys dip your wieners in the water when you sit down to take a dump?
I will not go for the option that all americans have small dicks.
I've never sat my foot in Patriot Act-country, but one thing that have puzzled me for long is the water level at american toilets. From pictures etc it seems as the water is almost up to the rim of the toilet.
Don't you guys dip your wieners in the water when you sit down to take a dump?
I will not go for the option that all americans have small dicks.
Weird, I've never seen a toilet anywhere around here where the water was that full Most I've seen are mabyt 5-6 inches from the bottom of the little hole
yeah, from time to time the water splashes up ... especially when you are using a public toilet and are squatting a few inches above ... kinda like a cannonball when it falls anyways, the *plonk* of a shit log hitting the water is quite satisfying
UK toilets seems to have smaller holes than most Swedish (although of course it differs from toilet to toilet).
And yes, it's amazing to see what Youtube is used for. Filming toilets flushing. All that bandwidth for that... Oh the humanity.
But what I wondered was actually if you guys don't get your dicks in the water when it hangs down?
The thing I can't stand is German toilets. What the hell is up with the trophy shelf?
Anyway, American toilets splash, but so can British toilets. Your number 2 has to fall farther, so there's occasionally quite a geyser. With an American toilet, if you go large enough, it can be in the water and in your ass at the same time. Not much of a splash then.
When things do splash it creates an unpleasant case of swamp ass to be sure, but that can facilitate cleaning. Just think of it like a bidet.
(This is all unfortunately from personal experience, I've lived in all three countries)
The thing I can't stand is German toilets. What the hell is up with the trophy shelf?
Anyway, American toilets splash, but so can British toilets. Your number 2 has to fall farther, so there's occasionally quite a geyser. With an American toilet, if you go large enough, it can be in the water and in your ass at the same time. Not much of a splash then.
When things do splash it creates an unpleasant case of swamp ass to be sure, but that can facilitate cleaning. Just think of it like a bidet.
(This is all unfortunately from personal experience, I've lived in all three countries)
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used to live in germany also , i thought all toilets worked like that , back in belgium it was like wtf O_O
Well, ive been to the states before, and i learned one simple thing
It is much easier to clog an american toilet than a swedish american ones just seem to.. drain the water.. Swedish ones really flush out all water, taking anything in it, away by force
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Well, ive been to the states before, and i learned one simple thing
It is much easier to clog an american toilet than a swedish american ones just seem to.. drain the water.. Swedish ones really flush out all water, taking anything in it, away by force
oh hell no! You used the wrong toilet..now I must show you the ultimate flush power!!
I've never sat my foot in Patriot Act-country, but one thing that have puzzled me for long is the water level at american toilets. From pictures etc it seems as the water is almost up to the rim of the toilet.
Don't you guys dip your wieners in the water when you sit down to take a dump?
I will not go for the option that all americans have small dicks.
Weird, I've never seen a toilet anywhere around here where the water was that full Most I've seen are mabyt 5-6 inches from the bottom of the little hole
Hmm, probably some other states tho. Toilets in Poland are some of the strangest shit iv ever seen. Looks like some fetish pool for poo :S
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I would go first, but .. I already gave away mine.
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It's almost as if the poop can touch your ass while swimming around under. Ugh.
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Cool. Did you see the inmate swimming pool at Auschwitz?
Frankly I never were interested in the toilets, I was interested in the combination of high water level and dipping your dick in toilet water.
But I guess I'll have to take nouseforaname's word for the 6 inches difference.
Hm, 6 inches, how long is that now again, for all of us that don't use pretty stupid measurement methods?
(I sure hope at least UK disbands inches/pounds/feet/gallons etc soon. Although they will keep driving on the wrong side of the road.)
Oh you think that having water in toilet is bad?! In Bosnia, in many towns they don't have toilets but these, well I don't know how to name them in English ... they are these holes in ceramic, if you want to piss then you do it normally by shooting a hole, but if you want to take a shit then you just have to squat and do your thing... the smell is horrible!
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haha so it has to be shorter than 15cm to not dip it in the water? And I said I wasn't going to go to that americans had small wieners...
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I have push button toilets from Australia in my house. They only have about an inch of water in the bottom, and have a #1 and #2 button. There great, and use way less water than conventional toilets. And WTF is up with the toilets with the shelf in the UK. Ive only seen them in certain places. You have to put down a sheet of TP before or your shit just sits there on the shelf.
Wait, if the water level is too low...wouldn't that mean your shits hitting the bottom of the toilet bowl? (instead of happily being embraced by the water and floating) Which in turn means you clean your shit residue off the base off the bowl after every shitzu?
What about if you have a boner and need a dump? It'd go in the water. ewwww.
how would you get your dick in the bowl anyways? I mean, if I try to bend mine straight down 1) it won't go straight down and 2) it would rub against the front of the bowl and not go down into the water
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Most I've seen are mabyt 5-6 inches from the bottom of the little hole
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