American toilets, water level?
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Aug 2007 22:04    Post subject: American toilets, water level?
I've never sat my foot in Patriot Act-country, but one thing that have puzzled me for long is the water level at american toilets. From pictures etc it seems as the water is almost up to the rim of the toilet.
Don't you guys dip your wieners in the water when you sit down to take a dump?

I will not go for the option that all americans have small dicks.


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Aug 2007 22:08    Post subject: Re: American toilets, water level?
thompa wrote:
I've never sat my foot in Patriot Act-country, but one thing that have puzzled me for long is the water level at american toilets. From pictures etc it seems as the water is almost up to the rim of the toilet.
Don't you guys dip your wieners in the water when you sit down to take a dump?

I will not go for the option that all americans have small dicks.


Weird, I've never seen a toilet anywhere around here where the water was that full Neutral Most I've seen are mabyt 5-6 inches from the bottom of the little hole


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Aug 2007 22:09    Post subject:
this is pretty accurate:


and damn, you're right, not much water in euro toilets Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Aug 2007 22:13    Post subject:
Don't you guys get splash back taking a dump in american toilets? Man, the floaters must be nasty being right up near your ass.
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Aug 2007 22:15    Post subject:
yeah, from time to time the water splashes up ... especially when you are using a public toilet and are squatting a few inches above ... kinda like a cannonball when it falls Razz anyways, the *plonk* of a shit log hitting the water is quite satisfying Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Aug 2007 22:22    Post subject:
UK toilets seems to have smaller holes than most Swedish (although of course it differs from toilet to toilet).
And yes, it's amazing to see what Youtube is used for. Filming toilets flushing. All that bandwidth for that... Oh the humanity.


But what I wondered was actually if you guys don't get your dicks in the water when it hangs down?


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Aug 2007 22:26    Post subject:
there is still about 6 inches between your ass and the water, so unless you have a huge dangly soft cock, you're not going to get it in the water.


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Aug 2007 23:00    Post subject:
The thing I can't stand is German toilets. What the hell is up with the trophy shelf?

Anyway, American toilets splash, but so can British toilets. Your number 2 has to fall farther, so there's occasionally quite a geyser. With an American toilet, if you go large enough, it can be in the water and in your ass at the same time. Not much of a splash then.

When things do splash it creates an unpleasant case of swamp ass to be sure, but that can facilitate cleaning. Just think of it like a bidet.

(This is all unfortunately from personal experience, I've lived in all three countries)
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Aug 2007 23:06    Post subject:
ClifftonBeach wrote:
The thing I can't stand is German toilets. What the hell is up with the trophy shelf?

Anyway, American toilets splash, but so can British toilets. Your number 2 has to fall farther, so there's occasionally quite a geyser. With an American toilet, if you go large enough, it can be in the water and in your ass at the same time. Not much of a splash then.

When things do splash it creates an unpleasant case of swamp ass to be sure, but that can facilitate cleaning. Just think of it like a bidet.

(This is all unfortunately from personal experience, I've lived in all three countries)


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Aug 2007 23:32    Post subject:
for the record, here is a canadian toilet (mine to be specific Wink) Razz



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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 00:48    Post subject:
Well, ive been to the states before, and i learned one simple thing

It is much easier to clog an american toilet than a swedish Razz american ones just seem to.. drain the water.. Swedish ones really flush out all water, taking anything in it, away by force Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 01:11    Post subject:
thompa wanted to say we, estonians, have big dicks.


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 01:58    Post subject:
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Well, ive been to the states before, and i learned one simple thing

It is much easier to clog an american toilet than a swedish Razz american ones just seem to.. drain the water.. Swedish ones really flush out all water, taking anything in it, away by force Very Happy


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I've filled up that hole to the top of the water and it never stood a chance. I think theres been a couple times where I felt a vortex sucking me in,.


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 02:20    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
and damn, you're right, not much water in euro toilets Razz

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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 07:28    Post subject:
Think these toilets are bad? Should take a dump in an Indian toilet. It's literally a hole in the floor. That's it.
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 08:18    Post subject: Re: American toilets, water level?
SpykeZ wrote:
thompa wrote:
I've never sat my foot in Patriot Act-country, but one thing that have puzzled me for long is the water level at american toilets. From pictures etc it seems as the water is almost up to the rim of the toilet.
Don't you guys dip your wieners in the water when you sit down to take a dump?

I will not go for the option that all americans have small dicks.


Weird, I've never seen a toilet anywhere around here where the water was that full Neutral Most I've seen are mabyt 5-6 inches from the bottom of the little hole
Hmm, probably some other states tho. Toilets in Poland are some of the strangest shit iv ever seen. Looks like some fetish pool for poo :S
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 08:29    Post subject:
See....this is what happens to us gamers when theres nothing out to play. We talk about toilets....


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 09:20    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
See....this is what happens to us gamers when theres nothing out to play. We talk about toilets....
haha of course... most disturbing thing about the trip too Razz

Except that we visited holocaust tho and auzwitch(sp?) tho Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 14:29    Post subject:
Cool. Did you see the inmate swimming pool at Auschwitz?


Frankly I never were interested in the toilets, I was interested in the combination of high water level and dipping your dick in toilet water.
But I guess I'll have to take nouseforaname's word for the 6 inches difference.
Hm, 6 inches, how long is that now again, for all of us that don't use pretty stupid measurement methods?
(I sure hope at least UK disbands inches/pounds/feet/gallons etc soon. Although they will keep driving on the wrong side of the road.)


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 14:58    Post subject:
http://www.google.se/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&q=6+inches+to+cm&meta=&btnG=Google+Search

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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 16:12    Post subject:
Oh you think that having water in toilet is bad?! In Bosnia, in many towns they don't have toilets but these, well I don't know how to name them in English ... they are these holes in ceramic, if you want to piss then you do it normally by shooting a hole, but if you want to take a shit then you just have to squat and do your thing... the smell is horrible!


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 16:32    Post subject:
haha so it has to be shorter than 15cm to not dip it in the water? And I said I wasn't going to go to that americans had small wieners...


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 16:40    Post subject:
thompa wrote:
haha so it has to be shorter than 15cm to not dip it in the water? And I said I wasn't going to go to that americans had small wieners...


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seriously, a 6 inch soft cock would end up over a foot Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 18:05    Post subject:
I have push button toilets from Australia in my house. They only have about an inch of water in the bottom, and have a #1 and #2 button. There great, and use way less water than conventional toilets. And WTF is up with the toilets with the shelf in the UK. Ive only seen them in certain places. You have to put down a sheet of TP before or your shit just sits there on the shelf.


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 20:42    Post subject:
Wait, if the water level is too low...wouldn't that mean your shits hitting the bottom of the toilet bowl? (instead of happily being embraced by the water and floating) Which in turn means you clean your shit residue off the base off the bowl after every shitzu?
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 20:45    Post subject:
What about if you have a boner and need a dump? It'd go in the water. ewwww.
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Aug 2007 20:51    Post subject:
Noob wrote:
What about if you have a boner and need a dump? It'd go in the water. ewwww.


how would you get your dick in the bowl anyways? I mean, if I try to bend mine straight down 1) it won't go straight down and 2) it would rub against the front of the bowl and not go down into the water Razz


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