Shampoo is all you need?
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zenux




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2026 19:40    Post subject: Shampoo is all you need?
Shampoo is liquid soap too
Summer time is upon us. You come home shiny and chrome Smile , ever so slightly covered in perspiration, and go to shower.
Whether you live alone or share your domicile with someone else you have options with what you can soap yourself with, probably, you have options for different parts of the body as well, all kind of lotions and shit like that.
Most probably you have shower loofah(s) to go with your soaps.

But I say screw it all, be a man, shampoo your whole body with your bare hands.
What's good for your head can't be bad for the rest of your flesh.
Need to rub? Employ your finger nails. Can't reach your back? Ignore it or practice some necessary limbs/joints flexibility.
And while we are deeply at it in a forever changed climate, there's no need for hot water. Cold water is fine. Your body is already too warm, and the cold water in the pipes is not as cold as it is in winter.

Who is with me?
For extremophiles among us the shampoo can be substituted with some cheap soap.
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couleur
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2026 20:56    Post subject:
I use the normal liquid shower gel as shampoo, I have long hair, never had any issues.


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2026 21:05    Post subject:
Need to use dandruff shampoo as i begin itching like a motherfucker if i use normal shampoo's for a while.



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madmax17




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2026 21:21    Post subject:


Just bought this creamy sci fi soap with a sensor in the middle, no contact needed Very Happy
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2026 21:26    Post subject:
I rub soap in my eyes you pussies
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freiwald




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2026 21:42    Post subject:
Shampoo is liquid soap so just use it as toothpaste
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2026 21:52    Post subject:
@zenux
Shit I use one thing, some dove body wash things in a blue bottle for years (I was wrong it was gray).
its like 90% the same ingredients that all other shower soaps and shampoos have. It's good. Washes everything and smells good.
This, had to find it:


Now my wife has the 4 bottles of body wash, for different things, and then like 3 bottle for hair, etc.
couleur wrote:
I have long hair, never had any issues.

I never pictured you with long hair. I dunno how I picture you. But the concept of you I didn't have that on the bullet point list of traits.
hard to explain, I can't say what I think anyone looks like, just if I see a pic I can go "That isn't what I expected". Like I have a list of things they are 'not'. but it's not a word list..its complicated to explain.


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Nalo
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Jul 2026 14:45    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
@zenux
couleur wrote:
I have long hair, never had any issues.

I never pictured you with long hair. I dunno how I picture you. But the concept of you I didn't have that on the bullet point list of traits.
hard to explain, I can't say what I think anyone looks like, just if I see a pic I can go "That isn't what I expected". Like I have a list of things they are 'not'. but it's not a word list..its complicated to explain.



Would it surprise you to learn also that he is Chinese?
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Jul 2026 17:03    Post subject:
No, but never really considered his ethnicity either. Could be anything and wouldn't surprise me.
Well maybe if it was traditional aboriginal Australian, or Irish Amish, or such. But then only because I didn't think they got online much.


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-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf

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