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 Posted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 22:35 Post subject: |
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why sms?? You just told a plain old fucking joke!!
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deelix
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 23:00 Post subject: |
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Only sms jokes i can is in norwegian...
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 23:36 Post subject: |
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One I got today...
A french, italian and an irish man were all talking in the pub. The french man goes 'Whenever I kiss the inner thigh of my wife she levitates 6 inches off the bed' The italian man goes 'bah, that's nothing. When I suck my wifes nipples she rises 12 inches!' then the irish man goes 'Well after sex with my wife I wipe my dick all over the curtains and my wife hits the fucking roof!'
there was another one too...
A kid walks into a brothel carrying a dead frog on some string. He goes to the woman at the front nd says 'I want the dirtiest slut you have. One with aids and all the kinds of STD's around' The woman stands there shocked and asks 'Why do you want that?!' then the little boy says 'Well if I get aids then when I kiss my dad he'll get it and pass it onto my mum who will sleep with the postman who's the bastard who killed my frog!'
There was a few shorter 1s too but i've forgot em 
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Mar 2006 00:31 Post subject: |
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Ppl dont send me txt, only girls and its for confirmation on shit. Like a date or they are leaving in 20 mins to meet me etc
Where do u get jokes from?
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Mar 2006 04:44 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | Ppl dont send me txt, only girls and its for confirmation on shit. Like a date or they are leaving in 20 mins to meet me etc
Where do u get jokes from? |
They just get passed around. They're obviously not as detailed as I wrote but it's the main gist.
There were some other 1s too which i've forgot. Mostly about footy though. |
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Mar 2006 06:23 Post subject: |
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just remembered....
What did one pedophile say to the other?
"I'll give you two fives for a ten."
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Mar 2006 11:01 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Mar 2006 18:32 Post subject: |
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some more erm...
what's white and goes up and down in a baby's cot?
A pedophile's arse 
all day we've been just saying 'michael jackson' as the punchline to everything. It started off between me and my m8 coopa. he goes to toe 'knock knock' toe: 'who's there?' coopa 'Michael jackson' me and coopa started pissin ourselves thaen about 10 seconds later toestarts to laugh too even though he didnt get the joke u should try it sometime it's so rediculous 
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fraich3
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Mar 2006 18:35 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | all day we've been just saying 'michael jackson' as the punchline to everything. It started off between me and my m8 coopa. he goes to toe 'knock knock' toe: 'who's there?' coopa 'Michael jackson' me and coopa started pissin ourselves thaen about 10 seconds later toestarts to laugh too even though he didnt get the joke Very Happy u should try it sometime it's so rediculous Razz |
lol, im so lost that in gonna watch the latest episode *cough* spam *cough*
"Zipfero is the biggest fucking golddigger ever" - Mutantius
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Mar 2006 18:41 Post subject: |
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latest episode of what? :/
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deelix
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Mar 2006 19:24 Post subject: |
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Welsh farmer walks into his wife's room with a sheep under his arm.
Farmer: "this is the pig I have to fuck if you don't put out"
Wife: "no dear, that's a sheep not a pig"
Farmer: "I was talking to the sheep"
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