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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 03:07    Post subject: American mentality and Kinder Eggs
I can never for the life of me understand the moronic thinking that goes into this. And when I read such comments I really feel like turning into Trevor and go on a rampage.

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As a longtime product safety executive I confess I consider the banning of the Kinder Surprise to be entirely righteous. The first time I heard about it I was horrified to learn that such a thing could be legal anywhere.

Kids choke on small objects and even if they do not shove the whole thing into their mouths, if they are biting into it they run the risk of choking on a piece of toy. This is a recurring risk even for toys that are not physically incorporated into food products.


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Kids under 3 aren't dumb, American kids aren't stupid, and laws protecting children from killing themselves easily doesn't mean the U.S. is a "nanny state".

Do you really think infants and toddlers choke to death on small items because their parents are blind or moronic, willing to give them candy and paperclips and earring backs? No, they choke to death because life (and death) happens and no one is perfect. But the least we can do is not make something that looks like it is made for them to eat have something dangerous inside.


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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 04:23    Post subject:
Kinder eggs not patriot like AR-15's! Rolling Eyes Sad

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fable2




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 04:37    Post subject:
Maybe it will be allowed if they created giant Kinder Eggs with assault rifles in them!

We all know the 'Muricans love their stuff to be big.
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 06:50    Post subject:
fable2 wrote:
Maybe it will be allowed if they created giant Kinder Eggs with assault rifles in them!

We all know the 'Muricans love their stuff to be big.


You mean like this:



They already exist, and Amuuuricans are missing on them too Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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mtj




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 09:38    Post subject:
I almost - almost choked on a kinder egg as a kid Sad

I could not open the toy containers by hand so I bit them open, but if you bite them from wrong end it can cause the shell half to 'shoot' at reasonable force. And I had the half of the shell in my mouth then.

So I could see this happening, however, banning them because of such is idiotic Razz There would be so many things that have to be banned if this is the only reason.

ps. they could loosen the shells a bit Razz

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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 09:45    Post subject:
more kinder eggs for me. just ban them. can't wait for christmas to get some fine kinder egg christmas calendars
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 09:55    Post subject:
freiwald wrote:
more kinder eggs for me. just ban them. can't wait for christmas to get some fine kinder egg christmas calendars


Milk chuklid is bad for you.

Why not, instead of chuklid, eat some dust, or if you enjoy ice cream, just have the ice!

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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 11:59    Post subject:
mtj wrote:
I almost - almost choked on a kinder egg as a kid Sad

I could not open the toy containers by hand so I bit them open, but if you bite them from wrong end it can cause the shell half to 'shoot' at reasonable force. And I had the half of the shell in my mouth then.

So I could see this happening, however, banning them because of such is idiotic Razz There would be so many things that have to be banned if this is the only reason.

ps. they could loosen the shells a bit Razz


I think they changed the design of that. At least the ones I get nowadays are like a lid that opens and not two separate pieces so you'll never end up with one flying (in your mouth).
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Reg67




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 12:33    Post subject:
Does the chocolate in these eggs still taste absolutely disgusting?
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 13:00    Post subject:
Yup!

And it fucking sucks, this used to be my favorite thing when I was a kid and lived in Poland.

Sucks that I can't get them now in the US :/

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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 13:12    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 13:30    Post subject:
garus wrote:
tw1st wrote:
Yup!

And it fucking sucks, this used to be my favorite thing when I was a kid and lived in Poland.

Sucks that I can't get them now in the US :/

Buy kinder bars or whatever. Same chocolate.


But it doesn't have the toy!
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 13:31    Post subject:
I think there are a total of 20 reported deaths from choking on Kinder toys. Worldwide. Since Kinder Egg inception.

I'm sure that means blowjob-related deaths are more common.

But hey, I'm sure an AR-15 is safer than Kinder Eggs Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 13:53    Post subject:
Guns don't kill people, kinder eggs kill people. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 13:56    Post subject:
Maybe it was banned because of lobbying instead of safety?
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 14:17    Post subject:
Guy_Incognito wrote:
Maybe it was banned because of lobbying instead of safety?


You think? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 14:22    Post subject:
lol sorry, didn't see what Garus wrote Sad
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 14:39    Post subject:
With TTIP this would not have happened. Ferrero could file a lawsuit against the US!



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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 14:45    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
With TTIP this would not have happened. Ferrero could file a lawsuit against the US!



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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 15:46    Post subject:
mtj wrote:
I almost - almost choked on a kinder egg as a kid Sad

I could not open the toy containers by hand so I bit them open, but if you bite them from wrong end it can cause the shell half to 'shoot' at reasonable force. And I had the half of the shell in my mouth then.

So I could see this happening, however, banning them because of such is idiotic Razz There would be so many things that have to be banned if this is the only reason.

ps. they could loosen the shells a bit Razz

That was the only way I knew how to open those eggs Laughing The plastic was good though, there was always a bit of Kinder-chocolate residue sticking on it Very Happy
The new version is much easier to open though Rolling Eyes

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Mr.Tinkles




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 15:50    Post subject:
How are you people not managing to open them with your hands? Just squeeze in the middle part of the plastic 'egg' and the sides pop out, it's not rocket-surgery.

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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 16:41    Post subject:
Yeah, and next thing you're going to tell us we can also detach LEGO bricks with our hands. Laughing Laughing



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Mr.Tinkles




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 17:07    Post subject:
Those ones you have to bite to pry apart, they're really dangerous and should be outlawed.
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 18:17    Post subject:
Ah yes, the weapon of mass destruction the Kinder Egg!
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 19:22    Post subject:
Morphineus wrote:
garus wrote:
tw1st wrote:
Yup!

And it fucking sucks, this used to be my favorite thing when I was a kid and lived in Poland.

Sucks that I can't get them now in the US :/

Buy kinder bars or whatever. Same chocolate.


But it doesn't have the toy!



Exactly! I used to collect all the figurines as a child haha, one time they had little smurfs you could collect, there was like 20 of them or some shit... lol

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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 19:32    Post subject:
garus wrote:
mtj wrote:
I almost - almost choked on a kinder egg as a kid Sad

I could not open the toy containers by hand so I bit them open, but if you bite them from wrong end it can cause the shell half to 'shoot' at reasonable force. And I had the half of the shell in my mouth then.

So I could see this happening, however, banning them because of such is idiotic Razz There would be so many things that have to be banned if this is the only reason.

ps. they could loosen the shells a bit Razz

Probably some other manufacturers lobbied (bullied) the government to ban them.


You are partially correct. The Kinder Surprise are banned based on a food health rule that dates back from the 30's.

Ferrero apparently tried to get the law changed sometime in the 90's but the Mars company lobbied against the change.
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mtj




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 20:44    Post subject:
Prefetian wrote:
How are you people not managing to open them with your hands? Just squeeze in the middle part of the plastic 'egg' and the sides pop out, it's not rocket-surgery.

A scrawny kid, age... err some years old.

Of course as and adult or as a teenager, or even already at the age of 10 I could open those.
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 21:27    Post subject:
this came to my mind when i first saw the thread but was too lazy on my couch to write anything back, hehe...

the pictures where form an campaign, german newspaper.
source:
http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/gesellschaft/anti-waffen-initiative-moms-demand-action-verlangt-sturmgewehr-verbot-a-895956.html


so here it comes:




http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-487590-galleryV9-mzdr.jpg

http://cdn3.spiegel.de/images/image-487596-galleryV9-uizl.jpg


and for the record, i never ever chocked or knew someone who did, on an Kinder egg....i loved them, with theyr toys inside wich u can build stuff from, yay.. i also loved YPS...haha...

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PostPosted: Mon, 11th May 2015 21:39    Post subject:
mtj wrote:
Prefetian wrote:
How are you people not managing to open them with your hands? Just squeeze in the middle part of the plastic 'egg' and the sides pop out, it's not rocket-surgery.

A scrawny kid, age... err some years old.

Of course as and adult or as a teenager, or even already at the age of 10 I could open those.


I was making a joke. Razz Very Happy
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