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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 22:23    Post subject: lol attacked
So i was just walking home, bout 10:30 PM, and some gypsy ran towards me. I was looking down at my phone, was texting at the time, and caught a glimpse of him when he just got within striking distance. Punched him in the chest out of reflex and he fell over like a bag of potatoes. And i had just managed to stay out of fights for almost a year. Meh. Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 22:27    Post subject:
So you punched him because he was a gypsy Confused

Wth is wrong wit you?


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 22:28    Post subject:
His name is 'Rage'? Maybe he raged? Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 22:29    Post subject:
Then it still applies Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 22:40    Post subject:
Umm, no, did you misread or what? He ran straight at me, probably wanted to steal my phone or shouldercheck me.


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 22:42    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 22:45    Post subject:
Rage wrote:
Umm, no, did you misread or what? He ran straight at me, probably wanted to steal my phone or shouldercheck me.


I did not, someone running towards me doesn't mean I should punch the guy.

Are you that scared or? Why did you assume he wanted to do something bad?

Some more info? Because for most people running towards and him being a gypsy still doesn't say enough about a situation




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 22:46    Post subject:
Aww Yeah
Good job, i would have done the same xD


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 22:51    Post subject:
Morphineus wrote:
Rage wrote:
Umm, no, did you misread or what? He ran straight at me, probably wanted to steal my phone or shouldercheck me.


I did not, someone running towards me doesn't mean I should punch the guy.

Are you that scared or? Why did you assume he wanted to do something bad?

Some more info? Because for most people running towards and him being a gypsy still doesn't say enough about a situation



Actually, for most people, someone running straight at them, at night, is enough to make them react. Adding the fact that he's a gypsy, and i'm in romania, while you're in sweden, i don't see the problem here.


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 22:56    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 22:58    Post subject:
Njeh, guess we differ quite a bit on that then. I react when the situation asks for it, not when I assume it does.

So Romanian Gypsies are different then Belgian or Swedish ones then? Otherwise I have no idea why you'd bring my location up. Devil Troll


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 23:00    Post subject:
Rage wrote:
Morphineus wrote:
Rage wrote:
Umm, no, did you misread or what? He ran straight at me, probably wanted to steal my phone or shouldercheck me.


I did not, someone running towards me doesn't mean I should punch the guy.

Are you that scared or? Why did you assume he wanted to do something bad?

Some more info? Because for most people running towards and him being a gypsy still doesn't say enough about a situation



Actually, for most people, someone running straight at them, at night, is enough to make them react. Adding the fact that he's a gypsy, and i'm in romania, while you're in sweden, i don't see the problem here.


A skate bani pizda mati was running towards me once as well so I punched him in the face, I think he was Romanian and trying to steal my apple.


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 23:07    Post subject:
plot twist: blind jogging gipsy
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 23:16    Post subject:
Morphineus wrote:
Njeh, guess we differ quite a bit on that then. I react when the situation asks for it, not when I assume it does.

So Romanian Gypsies are different then Belgian or Swedish ones then? Otherwise I have no idea why you'd bring my location up. Devil Troll


Sweden is fortunately a much safer location. Muggings here are very often, especially around where i live. Smile As for reacting, i got startled. It's not about being scared, is about taking the risk. The guy could have been carrying a knife, i only saw him for a split second and reacted instantly.


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 00:29    Post subject:
Now you will have a whole bunch of gypsies after you. Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 00:33    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 00:40    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
http://www.romaniantimes.at/man-out-for-late-night-jog-unexpectedly-punched-in-chest-has-heartattack

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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 00:48    Post subject:
It's just another form of communication, what the gypsy really said was "hey dude, sorry to bother you at this late hour, do you have a smoke?" and you simply replied "no smoking for you, you'll get lung cancer, here, let me demonstrate the pain" and then he said "oh that hurts, thank you very much I'll never smoke again".
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 00:50    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
http://www.romaniantimes.at/man-out-for-late-night-jog-unexpectedly-punched-in-chest-has-heartattack

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Error 404. Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 01:03    Post subject:
M4trix wrote:
Interinactive wrote:
http://www.romaniantimes.at/man-out-for-late-night-jog-unexpectedly-punched-in-chest-has-heartattack

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Error 404. Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 01:16    Post subject:
its ok, where i was born we had a "punch a gypsy day".
it was only fun before they got out their dancing bears, you dont wanna fuck with them.
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 01:28    Post subject:
Attaboy! Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 10:07    Post subject:
Somehow, I don't think this thread turned out the way Rage was expecting Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 10:49    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
Attaboy! Laughing


Holy shit hahahahahaha

Anyway, nah it's all pretty funny


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 11:12    Post subject:
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GO TO BED WITH UP TO ANY LUDICROUS NUMBER OF GIRLS YOU CARE TO THINK OF PROVIDING YOU REALIZE THIS STATEMENT IS QUITE MEANINGLESS AS THE PHRASE "UP TO" CLEARLY INCLUDES THE NUMBER "NOUGHT".


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 11:42    Post subject: Re: lol attacked
Rage wrote:
So i was just walking home, bout 10:30 PM, and some gypsy ran towards me. I was looking down at my phone, was texting at the time, and caught a glimpse of him when he just got within striking distance. Punched him in the chest out of reflex and he fell over like a bag of potatoes. And i had just managed to stay out of fights for almost a year. Meh. Laughing
In case you used your fist, next time try to avoid that, you don't want to break your fingers over trying to defend yourself from a thief. Use your open hand/base of palm to strike him in his solarplexus. This'll knock him down pretty hard and he won't get up so fast as he'll most likely try to breath again, which won't work for some seconds...


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 12:06    Post subject:
When I was playing with my friends as a kid (maybe age... 10-12), a local drunk came to us and asked if we want to go killing gypsies.
He had a shotgun with him Razz

I think he shot someone but no-one died Razz (We didn't join the hunt though )


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 12:11    Post subject:
thats horrible, i know, but

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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2014 13:34    Post subject:
LOL


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