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highfe




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Nov 2013 02:42    Post subject: fu my butt
Dafuq ist happening down there. I think i got an abscess, woke up yesterday with pain in that region, cant even sit or read properly because of this shit.

Now i have to go to a doctor, that will be awkward, isnt there any ointment for that shit, goddamn it. Crying or Very sad
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PickupArtist




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Nov 2013 03:08    Post subject:
had something similar two times before, basically i ripped open some skin cell near the edge ofthe anus and blood got inside making it a huge bulge or a smaller sack . First time it was like a little skin sack hanging almost out of my ass, very painfull, they cut that away after i visited the docter who forwarded me same day to a specialist. local sedation 3 woman staring at fresh guinypig meat and a simple cut , lots of blood and it was all good.

Now a year later, similar issue happened, but this time a hugepainfull bulge, docter gave some cream and told me thats it, they no longer cut or drain it, but im seriously going to go back to ask to have it cut away if it doesnt go fully away by itself cause its annoying as fuck and not sexy Very Happy .

but go see a docter, they seen this shit many times before. just make sure to shower and clean that ass or you will make some lady nurses pretty upset Very Happy it does not fix itself, body just doesnt know what the fck to do and makes you feel like crap

tried to do nr2 every day now, and avoid them 8 inch turds ripping my ass apart, but the bulge caught me offguard bigtime, didnt expect it to happen again but some shitty food and not going to the toilet enough and bam your anus gets ripped appart.
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speedgear




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Nov 2013 10:29    Post subject:
STOP EATING JUNK FOOD.


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tw1st




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Nov 2013 14:41    Post subject:
Hemorrhoid perhaps?

Need to soften that stool buddy, drink lots of water Very Happy


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Namarie




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Nov 2013 17:18    Post subject:
Think its one of those nice blood veins that kinda burst outside the anus, but underneath the skin.. so you get a huge bump that at first aches like crazy, then, itches like FUUUUUU... Very Happy

Apparently very similiar in description to cancers, check them out if you do get them.

I had a threat about it.. Razz
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m3th0d2008




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Nov 2013 18:05    Post subject:
I had something like that too I think a good while ago. Went to the doc, she gave me some salve/creme to put on it. It drys out the area and extracts/sucks out the stuff. Opens it up. Bit messy (actually disgusting) but it did the job. Healed pretty fast and the pain was gone almost in an instant.


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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Nov 2013 18:29    Post subject:
eat more bananas - they ease the stool passing Laughing


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PickupArtist




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Nov 2013 20:23    Post subject:
method, did your bump completely dissapear with that creme ? i am 4 weeks in and still have a bump Sad
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tw1st




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Nov 2013 20:26    Post subject:
They had me use preperation H, got rid of it completely. Still comes back every once in a while though Sad

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doobzilla




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Nov 2013 22:02    Post subject:
No more fucking in the butt.

I'm seriously ashamed that nobody has said anything like this in here yet...


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PickupArtist




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Nov 2013 22:49    Post subject:
i had 8 solid inches going out ... not in, and no i dont know wtf gay people or woman enjoy about that rofl ...
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