Hair stylists be damned...
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Accelleron




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 09:38    Post subject: Hair stylists be damned...
So I get a cut today, I tell the guy I want my hair spiked, as I usually do...

Well, instead the guy gives me this astounding hair style... Something that resembles some of the styles punk rockers have during publicity shots. I immediately asked him how he did it (the styling), and he basically says, put some gell in it and just use your hands a bit...

Well, I decide to try it tonight so that I don't look like a dumbass in the morning, and now I can't fucking do it...

So instead of getting a normal, low-maintenance hair style, I get to look like a rock star for a day and like a dork for as long as it takes me to figure out what the devil he did...

!!!


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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 11:18    Post subject:
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Voodoo-child
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 11:39    Post subject:
... not to mention one of the mods *cough* made stupid haircut-thread
because you guys just can't stopt talking about it Rolling Eyes
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Midget85--^




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 15:06    Post subject:
Post pics.


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kosmiq




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 17:36    Post subject:
Ahhh the importance of haircuts... Seriously just grab some gel and rub into your hair, pull up and you'll be looking better than a dumbass atleast... Very Happy
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 17:41    Post subject:
Find out what gel / wax he used. There are variations of it, some can hold it in place better than others whilst adding a shine to it. Also you must know if he used just his hands to style it, and if he did then its just about gettin the right technique.


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Esel_Gesi
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 17:57    Post subject:
maybe you are putting too much gel into it. if so you are just going to weigh it down.


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toeffy
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 18:07    Post subject:
visit him and ask how he did it?


jesus christ was a gangsta rapper. they killed him. he came back and made a platinum album.
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 18:07    Post subject:
Wax is usually better for this kind of style.


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 18:18    Post subject:
It depends, i cant get the same results with different gels. Just try and find out what he used and it will be done much easier


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gutyreader




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 19:20    Post subject:
I haven't had an haircut in two and a half years.
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HaschBiff
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 19:44    Post subject:
gutyreader wrote:
I haven't had an haircut in two and a half years.



I can see that on your pic..
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Nailbiter
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 21:17    Post subject:
HAHAHA thats what you get for trying to look like a punk!

leave that to the pros. Wink

ok a few hints. if its a mohawk you got, just use gel and draw a comb back and forth till it stands. then use spray and a hot fan to fix the details. this will work unless its a 3 foot mohawk. other things good for spikey hair is cum, beer, not washing hair at all, soap, gelatine and so on, so on.
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drakgon




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 21:28    Post subject:
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other things good for spikey hair is cum,


you sound very experienced at ..... homo ...... hair products. congratulations on coming ou..... your discovery of new hair products Wink
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Accelleron




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 22:11    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
HAHAHA thats what you get for trying to look like a punk!

leave that to the pros. Wink

ok a few hints. if its a mohawk you got, just use gel and draw a comb back and forth till it stands. then use spray and a hot fan to fix the details. this will work unless its a 3 foot mohawk. other things good for spikey hair is cum, beer, not washing hair at all, soap, gelatine and so on, so on.


It wasn't a mohawk. The best I can describe it as is a partial spike with about an inch of hair going forward in front of it. He only used his hands, and he used two portions of gel (I presume), although I don't know what kind or how big the portion.

This is my best imitation of it, although imo it looks little like the original.



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[sYn]
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 22:26    Post subject:
I am the EXPERT on hair spikes.. check out my old pictures if you want proof..

Rub a crap load of gel in your hair, use the "STRONG HOLD" but cheaper stuff, none of this "brand name" crap, its useless, dries too quick to style properly.. rub it in your hair till everything you want to be gelled is covered. Take a comb and comb BACKWARD into ALL of your hair, give yourself a 60's Fonz type look.. Rub the excess gel away somewhere.. No take the comb and place it into your hair, the tips only.. then flick it upward spiking your hair slightly.. do this ALL OVER.

Bend over (STFU Razz).. take a little bit more gel and hold your hands out plam up facing your skull.. then shake your head through your hands, let your hands act as combs to bring your hair together.. basicly just shake you head a shit load and use your hands to lightly move it into place.

Take a hair dryer and dry your hair, while still bending over, so your head is "upside down".. use hair spray (ultra strong) should this take too long!

your hair should look awsome Smile!
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[sYn]
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 22:31    Post subject:


Me at 18 Smile
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Accelleron




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jul 2005 22:46    Post subject:
[sYn] wrote:
I am the EXPERT on hair spikes.. check out my old pictures if you want proof..

Rub a crap load of gel in your hair, use the "STRONG HOLD" but cheaper stuff, none of this "brand name" crap, its useless, dries too quick to style properly.. rub it in your hair till everything you want to be gelled is covered. Take a comb and comb BACKWARD into ALL of your hair, give yourself a 60's Fonz type look.. Rub the excess gel away somewhere.. No take the comb and place it into your hair, the tips only.. then flick it upward spiking your hair slightly.. do this ALL OVER.

Bend over (STFU Razz).. take a little bit more gel and hold your hands out plam up facing your skull.. then shake your head through your hands, let your hands act as combs to bring your hair together.. basicly just shake you head a shit load and use your hands to lightly move it into place.

Take a hair dryer and dry your hair, while still bending over, so your head is "upside down".. use hair spray (ultra strong) should this take too long!

your hair should look awsome Smile!


I can see what you're suggesting, but bending upside down for too long (1-2 mins) made blood rush to my head, and I almost passed out from it.

Using a crapload of gel in the beginning doesn't help either... my hair is extremely thin and fluffy, so that weighed it down quite a bit, and it was only capable of standing up once I was upside down, which I mentioned I cannot do for too long.


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jul 2005 00:24    Post subject:
[sYn] wrote:
I am the EXPERT on hair spikes.. check out my old pictures if you want proof..

Rub a crap load of gel in your hair, use the "STRONG HOLD" but cheaper stuff, none of this "brand name" crap, its useless, dries too quick to style properly.. rub it in your hair till everything you want to be gelled is covered. Take a comb and comb BACKWARD into ALL of your hair, give yourself a 60's Fonz type look.. Rub the excess gel away somewhere.. No take the comb and place it into your hair, the tips only.. then flick it upward spiking your hair slightly.. do this ALL OVER.

Bend over (STFU Razz).. take a little bit more gel and hold your hands out plam up facing your skull.. then shake your head through your hands, let your hands act as combs to bring your hair together.. basicly just shake you head a shit load and use your hands to lightly move it into place.

Take a hair dryer and dry your hair, while still bending over, so your head is "upside down".. use hair spray (ultra strong) should this take too long!

your hair should look awsome Smile!


Thats a hell of alot of trouble to go to.

Accelleron, try doing stupid poses in your pics, that way people get the impression that you're wacky and fun, it's internet etiquette don't ya know. Wink


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Accelleron




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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jul 2005 16:22    Post subject:

Syn, you own dude.


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kosmiq




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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jul 2005 17:47    Post subject:
Now I feel that you guys are much better than me and that I therefore must get a pick of myself ASAP... Razz
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jul 2005 23:24    Post subject:
you could always do what I do when the barber botches it by breaking out the mach3


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