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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2012 21:25    Post subject: Darwin Award Nominees
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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2012 21:28    Post subject:
Mind Is Full Of Fuck
What did they expect getting in that thing? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2012 21:29    Post subject:
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2012 21:29    Post subject:


And when the wheel "turns" back


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2012 21:30    Post subject:
Russians just love to take everything one step further don't they...
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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2012 21:57    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
Mind Is Full Of Fuck
What did they expect getting in that thing? Laughing


It's some sort of russian 'centrifuge test' but the capsule was poorly made. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2012 22:34    Post subject:
Fucking Laughing retard Laughing ruskies. Laughing And they always go yelling "suka bliat bliat suka suka bliat" Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Mar 2012 00:37    Post subject:
llllloooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllll
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TSR69
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Invasor
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Jun 2012 01:26    Post subject:
So let's get this topic going Laughing

Quote:
A California man accidentally killed himself Friday night as he tried to enter his home through a window.

The body of Kyle Fortunato was found halfway through the kitchen window of his Sacramento apartment, according to CBS 13. Police say the 28-year-old was locked out, and had been attempting to climb through the window when he was impaled by broken glass. Stuck in the window frame, Fortunato bled to death.
Some neighbors found the circumstances suspicious. "It don't seem like no accident to me," said one neighbor. "I mean, I ain't no CSI, but I watch CSI."

lol wut
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Jun 2012 01:33    Post subject:
Invasor wrote:
So let's get this topic going Laughing

Quote:
A California man accidentally killed himself Friday night as he tried to enter his home through a window.

The body of Kyle Fortunato was found halfway through the kitchen window of his Sacramento apartment, according to CBS 13. Police say the 28-year-old was locked out, and had been attempting to climb through the window when he was impaled by broken glass. Stuck in the window frame, Fortunato bled to death.
Some neighbors found the circumstances suspicious. "It don't seem like no accident to me," said one neighbor. "I mean, I ain't no CSI, but I watch CSI."

lol wut
CSI... Laughing Laughing Laughing


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Jun 2012 03:48    Post subject:
lol! both the stories are tragically hilarious Laughing

Also good to see you posting again Iconized. No avatar?
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Jun 2012 19:12    Post subject:
Heya ixigia, for the time being I am okay without an avatar.

About that freak accident, I guess Kyle wasn't very fortunate (I know bad joke). Prolly highly intoxicated or so.
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Jun 2012 20:44    Post subject:
Russians Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jun 2012 01:28    Post subject:
This should have the national Russian anthem over it. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:45    Post subject:
Invasor wrote:
So let's get this topic going Laughing

Quote:
A California man accidentally killed himself Friday night as he tried to enter his home through a window.

The body of Kyle Fortunato was found halfway through the kitchen window of his Sacramento apartment, according to CBS 13. Police say the 28-year-old was locked out, and had been attempting to climb through the window when he was impaled by broken glass. Stuck in the window frame, Fortunato bled to death.
Some neighbors found the circumstances suspicious. "It don't seem like no accident to me," said one neighbor. "I mean, I ain't no CSI, but I watch CSI."

lol wut


Duuuude. This is just... duuuuude.
Just think about that for a second.
As stupid as it sounds. You crawl through your window, slip and get fucking impaled by shards of glass. You are stuck and you are bleeding out.
I'm just gonna assume one would YELL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER in that situation.
(If in fact he did yell) how did nobody hear someone wailing in agony?
I do realize that if you sever a major a artery bleeding out can go rather quickly but still.
Stupid or not that's not a way you want to die...

(not trying to rain on anybody's parade I just imagined that happening to me and I can think of lots of stupid yet way more pleasant deaths than this)
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jun 2012 13:35    Post subject:
You should post more often reklis Smile


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Sin317
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jun 2012 14:56    Post subject:
if you break your own window, wouldnt you make sure to remove all the glass lol ? How stupid some people are, unbelievable.
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jun 2012 18:52    Post subject:
CookieCrumb wrote:
Duuuude. This is just... duuuuude.
Just think about that for a second.
As stupid as it sounds. You crawl through your window, slip and get fucking impaled by shards of glass. You are stuck and you are bleeding out.
I'm just gonna assume one would YELL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER in that situation.
(If in fact he did yell) how did nobody hear someone wailing in agony?
I do realize that if you sever a major a artery bleeding out can go rather quickly but still.
Stupid or not that's not a way you want to die...

(not trying to rain on anybody's parade I just imagined that happening to me and I can think of lots of stupid yet way more pleasant deaths than this)
Yeah... no.

Even though the article doesn't state it, I'd bet that the guy was probably drunk/high out of his mind.
At least I had a neighbour that used similar hijinx every friday night, coupled with a ladder to reach said window. Laughing

So I can see him bleeding to his death but way too far out to be able to scream for help... that or the neighbours were like me and they dismissed it as drunken bullshit.

That or I blame the neighbour that was probably watching CSI at the time and thought the screams were the YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH DUN DUN DUN


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jun 2012 21:37    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jun 2012 00:17    Post subject:
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Hehehe.... very geeky


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jun 2012 21:52    Post subject:
http://theteentrends.com/justin-bieber-concussion-paris-video/

What is it with this kid and glass walls, it's like the 5th time?
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jun 2012 22:15    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
CookieCrumb wrote:
Duuuude. This is just... duuuuude.
Just think about that for a second.
As stupid as it sounds. You crawl through your window, slip and get fucking impaled by shards of glass. You are stuck and you are bleeding out.
I'm just gonna assume one would YELL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER in that situation.
(If in fact he did yell) how did nobody hear someone wailing in agony?
I do realize that if you sever a major a artery bleeding out can go rather quickly but still.
Stupid or not that's not a way you want to die...

(not trying to rain on anybody's parade I just imagined that happening to me and I can think of lots of stupid yet way more pleasant deaths than this)
Yeah... no.

Even though the article doesn't state it, I'd bet that the guy was probably drunk/high out of his mind.
At least I had a neighbour that used similar hijinx every friday night, coupled with a ladder to reach said window. Laughing

So I can see him bleeding to his death but way too far out to be able to scream for help... that or the neighbours were like me and they dismissed it as drunken bullshit.

That or I blame the neighbour that was probably watching CSI at the time and thought the screams were the YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH DUN DUN DUN


The glass punctures your lungs and you can't scream, breathe or survive.


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