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JahLux
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 09:39    Post subject:
if i want porns its usually amateur webcam shit Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 16:06    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:

Yea, like WHEN is piss ever hot?


Umm... when it's fresh. Anyone that pees cold urine, should see a doctor.

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 20:10    Post subject:
I think because everything has already been done in porn it's like there has to be a new level. AND...that new level is more 'risky' then before. Things are taken further and further.


When I was smoking a lot of weed, it brought me in contact with some very interesting people. We would pool our money together to get better deals. Larger amounts from bigger people. I knew these escort girls. They had some interesting stories. 'Hot plates' shit on face with cling wrap. It was the only way for that guy to get off. They described it that he was so desensitized with everything else, and that is what was left.

They would laugh about all the guys that would want to go down on them. They had like 4 clients that day. Or the guys would call in and ask for clean feet.

Yea, it was interesting.
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 20:30    Post subject:
For me it's never "worse" stuff, I am blasé about any porn that doesn't involve real emotion, ie. the guy/girl being horny. One of the best porn clips I ever saw was an amateur video of a young russian couple where both were head over heels horny and fucked because they were horny. Nothing particular, not any "special angles", just horny people fucking.

All the special clothing, clean neat sets, plastic surgery and expensive lighting and camera equipment of X-Art is cheap shit compared to it in my world.


Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 21:02    Post subject:
Real emotion is hard to find.
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 21:02    Post subject:
fisk has it. The older I get, the more I crave "real" porn. I almost exclusively watch amateur porn these days, with the kind of real, cute girls most people on this forum would call ugly.


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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 21:06    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Real emotion is hard to find.


Indeed, hence this thread. I'm looking for the real thing, and all the world is concerned with surfaces.
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 21:08    Post subject:
The older I get the less I watch porn. Constantly reinforced with boredom. I think we should BE the porn.


5 more posts.................. :
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 21:11    Post subject:
hey pistol, guess what?


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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 21:11    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
hey pistol, guess what?


What?
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 21:11    Post subject:
Only 4 more posts to go! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 21:12    Post subject:
...I see what you did there. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 21:13    Post subject:
Laughing
Just helping my fellow humper. Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 21:14    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
The older I get the less I watch porn. Constantly reinforced with boredom. I think we should BE the porn.


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If I weren't already taken, I would've gladly be porn with you. Wink
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 21:18    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
The older I get the less I watch porn. Constantly reinforced with boredom. I think we should BE the porn.


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If I weren't already taken, I would've gladly be porn with you. Wink


That is but a minor obstacle!

j/k'ing

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 21:20    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
Laughing
Just helping my fellow humper. Smile


Thx!

1 more left now.

I wonder what happens? Do I see my name in lights? Is there big party in my honor? perhaps a porn party?

@ home sick. Everything hurts.



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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 21:25    Post subject:
Ducks!


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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 23:19    Post subject:
That is one good looking MALLARD!

10,000
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 23:24    Post subject:
<3 congrats

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 23:49    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Dec 2011 23:54    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Ducks!


Nothing better than ducks! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 00:43    Post subject:
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That is one good looking MALLARD!

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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 00:45    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
That is one good looking MALLARD!

10,000

Now throw a 'party' for the boys around the humps if you know what I mean and I think that you do. Cool Face


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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 01:11    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
fisk wrote:
Ducks!


Nothing better than ducks! Very Happy


YEa, Pumpys duck is back.
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 01:44    Post subject:
I love ducks.
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 03:38    Post subject:
Oh Noes! Now it's duck all around.

kinda sad, look at the little BBQ duck face.
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 03:58    Post subject:
[quote="Spazmotic"]
human_steel wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
That is one good looking MALLARD!

10,000

Now throw a 'party' for the boys around the humps if you know what I mean and I think that you do. Cool Face


[/quote]

LMAO! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 04:42    Post subject:
Downloaded something a few days ago called something along the lines of "Hardcore shakes" which I thought was sort of like shaking your body or some such, turns out it's amateur videos of people doing protein shakes.

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EDIT: Text here, otherwise that tag won't work, odd.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 07:19    Post subject:
She has her scary face on.

Those weird freaky porn faces I think are bad porn. and that nonsense talk. You wanna shove a butt plug in their mouth.
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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 07:20    Post subject:
The only real time I enjoy story is during the lesbian porn.. besides that.. I just fast forward a good 10 minutes to get past the crappy story and the 9.5 minute blowjob that is ALWAYS FUCKING THERE.

X-ART lesbian scenes though Me Gusta
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