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 Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 12:01 Post subject: life sucks |
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I deleted my porn collection yesterday. 24 gigs of awesome amateur porn. Doesn't seem much, but 50-100MB per file makes a lot of files. Enough detail to see a pretty girl getting screwed and moan, not enough detail to see the pimply ass. Amateur porn, the best kind of porn. When I opened it, I saw the last file access was two months ago. The folder was just sitting there, being useless. I've grown too old for porn. I wanted to save it for my fututre son, but he'd probably laugh at me while watching is fullHD 3D porn. Little ungrateful bastard, I hate him already. I'm too old to enjoy porn, games are not as interesting anymore and I'm already getting sick and tired of movies/shows. Life has lost all meaning, a man should be able to enjoy his porn. I've tried all kinds of porn, granny, midget, animal, nothing does it anymore.
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zipfero
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 12:03 Post subject: |
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go fuck a corpse maybe thats your fetish!
8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 12:06 Post subject: |
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if you search for joy in passively being entertained by something others do for you, maybe you should re-think your strategy and actually DO something yourself that you might enjoy.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 12:18 Post subject: |
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Just go and buy a Mac 
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 12:29 Post subject: |
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Think of it this way: You now have 24 gig of space for knitting patterns and pictures of racing pigeons.
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TSR69
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 12:43 Post subject: |
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A Big Mac needs an African knife to cut it into smaller pieces otherwise it's inedible.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 13:59 Post subject: |
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You should have hidden and passworded the folder instead of deleting it.
I bet there will be a moment in the future when you'll need ze pr0n again! 
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 14:05 Post subject: |
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 14:07 Post subject: |
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| Mister_s wrote: | | Lutzifer wrote: | | if you search for joy in passively being entertained by something others do for you, maybe you should re-think your strategy and actually DO something yourself that you might enjoy. |
I don't think I can become a porn actor, I don't have the right assets 
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good comeback
but(t) thats not what i meant. Rather, going out chopping some wood, so you ll be able to get your wood on at night. If you know what i mean and i think that you do |
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Przepraszam
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 14:59 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 15:27 Post subject: |
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| human_steel wrote: | | A Big Mac needs an African knife to cut it into smaller pieces otherwise it's inedible. |
Why so? You have a small mouth?
i5 6600k @ 4.3 GHz | MSI z170 Gaming M7 | 32GB Kingston HyperX Fury | 850 Evo 500GB | EVGA 1070 SC | Seasonic X-660 | CM Storm Stryker
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 15:29 Post subject: |
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It's the proper way of a gentleman's eating habits.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 15:37 Post subject: |
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Naw... BigMac is too small for this.
i5 6600k @ 4.3 GHz | MSI z170 Gaming M7 | 32GB Kingston HyperX Fury | 850 Evo 500GB | EVGA 1070 SC | Seasonic X-660 | CM Storm Stryker
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 19:48 Post subject: |
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| iconized wrote: | | WhiteBarbarian wrote: | | Just go and buy a Mac |
You mean a Big Mac? It might give pleasure while consuming, but afterwards you still feel empty inside.  |
No NO nooo... The Big Mac is for the cheap and ugly people. The normal Mac however is for da kool kids 
| Lopin18 wrote: | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired.  |
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 19:49 Post subject: |
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| WhiteBarbarian wrote: | | Just go and buy a Mac |
And then read THIS site
| Lopin18 wrote: | | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. |
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drammurt
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 20:18 Post subject: |
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Big mac > mac > mac mini
and there's always Easy Recovery Pro if you've changed your mind.
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 20:29 Post subject: |
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you cannot recover from going full derp 
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fisk
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 20:55 Post subject: |
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Try doing your virgin wife instead.
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 21:14 Post subject: |
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Hierofan
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 21:20 Post subject: |
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You people actually save porn ?
Damn, that's like sooo 00's or late 90s.
I not even 1mb of it on my hdd, no point in having such shit anyway when you can stream it online, and not to mention the 24h porn channel that's on tv.
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TSR69
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 21:27 Post subject: |
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one reason: streaming sites = intrusion vector for virii
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TSR69
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Bansai
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