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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 12:01    Post subject: life sucks
I deleted my porn collection yesterday. 24 gigs of awesome amateur porn. Doesn't seem much, but 50-100MB per file makes a lot of files. Enough detail to see a pretty girl getting screwed and moan, not enough detail to see the pimply ass. Amateur porn, the best kind of porn. When I opened it, I saw the last file access was two months ago. The folder was just sitting there, being useless. I've grown too old for porn. I wanted to save it for my fututre son, but he'd probably laugh at me while watching is fullHD 3D porn. Little ungrateful bastard, I hate him already. I'm too old to enjoy porn, games are not as interesting anymore and I'm already getting sick and tired of movies/shows. Life has lost all meaning, a man should be able to enjoy his porn. I've tried all kinds of porn, granny, midget, animal, nothing does it anymore.
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 12:03    Post subject:
go fuck a corpse maybe thats your fetish!


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 12:06    Post subject:
if you search for joy in passively being entertained by something others do for you, maybe you should re-think your strategy and actually DO something yourself that you might enjoy.
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WhiteBarbarian




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 12:18    Post subject:
Just go and buy a Mac Whirling cane


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Reg67




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 12:29    Post subject:
Think of it this way: You now have 24 gig of space for knitting patterns and pictures of racing pigeons.
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 12:34    Post subject:
WhiteBarbarian wrote:
Just go and buy a Mac Whirling cane

You mean a Big Mac? It might give pleasure while consuming, but afterwards you still feel empty inside. Razz
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 12:43    Post subject:
A Big Mac needs an African knife to cut it into smaller pieces otherwise it's inedible.
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 13:15    Post subject:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111oneoneoneoneleven

truly a loss of great magnitude Sad

Oh well, my 50g of amateur porn is still intact..

p.s: WHY DIDN'T YOU SHARE IT?! Mad
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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 13:39    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
if you search for joy in passively being entertained by something others do for you, maybe you should re-think your strategy and actually DO something yourself that you might enjoy.

I don't think I can become a porn actor, I don't have the right assets Sad

StrEagle wrote:
p.s: WHY DIDN'T YOU SHARE IT?! Mad

It was a momentary lapse of judgement resulting in disaster.
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 13:51    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
It was a momentary lapse of judgement resulting in disaster.


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 13:59    Post subject:
You should have hidden and passworded the folder instead of deleting it.

I bet there will be a moment in the future when you'll need ze pr0n again! Very Happy



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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 14:05    Post subject:
Streaming pr0n FTW!
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 14:07    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
Lutzifer wrote:
if you search for joy in passively being entertained by something others do for you, maybe you should re-think your strategy and actually DO something yourself that you might enjoy.

I don't think I can become a porn actor, I don't have the right assets Sad


Laughing

good comeback Very Happy

but(t) thats not what i meant. Rather, going out chopping some wood, so you ll be able to get your wood on at night. If you know what i mean and i think that you do Very Happy
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difm




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 15:27    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
A Big Mac needs an African knife to cut it into smaller pieces otherwise it's inedible.


Why so? You have a small mouth?


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 15:29    Post subject:
It's the proper way of a gentleman's eating habits.
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difm




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 15:37    Post subject:
Naw... BigMac is too small for this.


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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 19:48    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
WhiteBarbarian wrote:
Just go and buy a Mac Whirling cane

You mean a Big Mac? It might give pleasure while consuming, but afterwards you still feel empty inside. Razz


No NO nooo... The Big Mac is for the cheap and ugly people. The normal Mac however is for da kool kids Idea


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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 19:49    Post subject:
WhiteBarbarian wrote:
Just go and buy a Mac Whirling cane


And then read THIS site Very Happy Very Happy


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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drammurt




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 20:18    Post subject:
Big mac > mac > mac mini

and there's always Easy Recovery Pro if you've changed your mind.
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 20:29    Post subject:
you cannot recover from going full derp grinhurt
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fisk




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 20:55    Post subject:
Try doing your virgin wife instead.


Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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Casus




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 21:14    Post subject:
Try denial.
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 21:20    Post subject:
You people actually save porn ?
Damn, that's like sooo 00's or late 90s.
I not even 1mb of it on my hdd, no point in having such shit anyway when you can stream it online, and not to mention the 24h porn channel that's on tv.


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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 21:25    Post subject:
I also find the re-usability of porn quite limited, 2nd time half stiff, 3rd time no erection. Laughing
Okay I am exaggerating but yeah why keep a porn collection when tons of new stuff gets streamed?


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 21:27    Post subject:
one reason: streaming sites = intrusion vector for virii
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 21:32    Post subject:
But eh I only visit safe sites so I don't need protection. Cool Face
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Bansai




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Nov 2011 02:40    Post subject:
there is only one thing

Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Nov 2011 02:50    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
WhiteBarbarian wrote:
Just go and buy a Mac Whirling cane

You mean a Big Mac? It might give pleasure while consuming, but afterwards you still feel empty inside. Razz


It takes a while though, depending on your metabolism.


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