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HubU
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Hate those bitches. So I'm taking a dump, and I see that huge 8 legged pile of shit creeping on the wall near the woodframe of the doors.
I quickly get up to grab something to squash it, and when I come back, BOOM, gone!
Jesus Christ, this error of nature is now crawling somewhere in my place...
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BLaM!
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"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 18:19 Post subject: |
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Those fuckers are adept at psychological warfare, you'll never see him coming.
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| Posted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 19:37 Post subject: |
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my story is a lot like yours, only better, because im in it.
woke up one morning... still half asleep naturally, when i suddenly noticed a MASSIVE fucking spider right on my chest... i was like HOOLLYYYFFFUUUCCKKKKkkkk and then i realised i was just seeing the end of my beard.
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I hate bugs. Within the last few weeks I have found several earwigs, a huge spider and a huge beetle roaming around my flat. All dead now or flushed down the toilet.
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| Newty182 wrote: | | I hate bugs. Within the last few weeks I have found several earwigs, a huge spider and a huge beetle roaming around my flat. All dead now or flushed down the toilet. |
Same shit here, i hate those bugs.
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BLaM!
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| Posted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 22:09 Post subject: |
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Did someone mention fucking spiders?
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Oh and it might be NSFW, depending on how much humour your boss has
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talking about spider... I was sitting here in my chair slamming my head on the keyboard as usual, and then suddenly i see this BIG FUCKING HUGE BLACK MUTHAFUCKING SPIDER CRAWLING UP MY FUCKING WALL RIGHT NEXT TO MY GOD DAMN UGLY HEAD! I WAS LIKE "OH SHIT WTF IS THIS" AND THEN I SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE BITCH BEFORE I BEAT THAT FUCKER TO DEATH WITH MY WALLET.
I almost pooped my pants.
I hate you.
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b0se
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And they call us women like for being afraid of spiders .
[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
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You know I can squish a spider if it's not too big (like 6-7 cm in diameter). The worst thing is, I know a friend who is arachnophobic, and she screams at the site of any kind of spider (even tiny ones), and that scares me.
One day my sister started screaming that there is a huge spider, and when you are sitting peacefully by comp, suspecting nothing, that gets to you 
Ofc the spider was just a regular size so I squished it...
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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HubU
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im the biggest bitch on earth when it comes to spiders, i will run like a bitch screaming like fuck lol 
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1 and 2 are still amazing. |
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Usually those bugs are slow, and cant harm you in any way .
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Imagine having something like this lurking in the shadowy corners of your room.
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.. and they wander off in the backyard or hallway. And that's when the party starts , when deffending it can spray some really stinky liquid..and when u smell it , u just want to vomit..so I have to prepare myself not to smell it.. 
