Fucking spiders!
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HubU
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 16:26    Post subject: Fucking spiders!
Hate those bitches. So I'm taking a dump, and I see that huge 8 legged pile of shit creeping on the wall near the woodframe of the doors.

I quickly get up to grab something to squash it, and when I come back, BOOM, gone!
Jesus Christ, this error of nature is now crawling somewhere in my place...


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 16:37    Post subject:
Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 16:51    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 16:51    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 18:00    Post subject:
BLaM! wrote:


NO


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 18:19    Post subject:
Those fuckers are adept at psychological warfare, you'll never see him coming.
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 19:37    Post subject:
my story is a lot like yours, only better, because im in it.


woke up one morning... still half asleep naturally, when i suddenly noticed a MASSIVE fucking spider right on my chest... i was like HOOLLYYYFFFUUUCCKKKKkkkk and then i realised i was just seeing the end of my beard.


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 21:45    Post subject:
I hate bugs. Within the last few weeks I have found several earwigs, a huge spider and a huge beetle roaming around my flat. All dead now or flushed down the toilet.


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 21:57    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
I hate bugs. Within the last few weeks I have found several earwigs, a huge spider and a huge beetle roaming around my flat. All dead now or flushed down the toilet.



Same shit here, i hate those bugs.
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 21:59    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
BLaM! wrote:


NO


poor spidey Sad

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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 22:09    Post subject:
Did someone mention fucking spiders?

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Oh and it might be NSFW, depending on how much humour your boss has
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 22:13    Post subject:
talking about spider... I was sitting here in my chair slamming my head on the keyboard as usual, and then suddenly i see this BIG FUCKING HUGE BLACK MUTHAFUCKING SPIDER CRAWLING UP MY FUCKING WALL RIGHT NEXT TO MY GOD DAMN UGLY HEAD! I WAS LIKE "OH SHIT WTF IS THIS" AND THEN I SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE BITCH BEFORE I BEAT THAT FUCKER TO DEATH WITH MY WALLET.
I almost pooped my pants.


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 22:57    Post subject:
And they call us women like for being afraid of spiders .


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2011 07:53    Post subject:
You know I can squish a spider if it's not too big (like 6-7 cm in diameter). The worst thing is, I know a friend who is arachnophobic, and she screams at the site of any kind of spider (even tiny ones), and that scares me.

One day my sister started screaming that there is a huge spider, and when you are sitting peacefully by comp, suspecting nothing, that gets to you Very Happy

Ofc the spider was just a regular size so I squished it...


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2011 10:12    Post subject:
Well, I woke up, went to the bathroom, and saw it chillin on the woodframe.
Fucked it up real good Cool


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2011 10:19    Post subject:
Good job! No exceptions! Mad Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2011 10:40    Post subject:
im the biggest bitch on earth when it comes to spiders, i will run like a bitch screaming like fuck lol Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2011 14:42    Post subject:
Im not scared of regular insects..but Im not comfortable around something big like these:

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I see it regulary in my basement , sometimes when it rains a lot they come out up .. and they wander off in the backyard or hallway. And that's when the party starts , when deffending it can spray some really stinky liquid..and when u smell it , u just want to vomit..so I have to prepare myself not to smell it.. Laughing With other small shit I can deal with it. Smug

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Typical for the ancient beetle suborder Adephaga to which they belong, they have paired pygidial glands in the lower back of the abdomen. These are well developed in ground beetles, and produce noxious or even caustic secretions used to deter would-be predators.


Crying or Very sad FFFUUUUU
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2011 15:56    Post subject:
BLaM! wrote:
Im not scared of regular insects..but Im not comfortable around something big like these:

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Big ? Everything looks big when its under a microscope.. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2011 18:59    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
BLaM! wrote:


NO

Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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1 and 2 are still amazing.
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2011 20:54    Post subject:
LMAO Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2011 21:14    Post subject:
BLaM! wrote:
Im not scared of regular insects..but Im not comfortable around something big like these:

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I see it regulary in my basement , sometimes when it rains a lot they come out up .. and they wander off in the backyard or hallway. And that's when the party starts , when deffending it can spray some really stinky liquid..and when u smell it , u just want to vomit..so I have to prepare myself not to smell it.. Laughing With other small shit I can deal with it. Smug

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Typical for the ancient beetle suborder Adephaga to which they belong, they have paired pygidial glands in the lower back of the abdomen. These are well developed in ground beetles, and produce noxious or even caustic secretions used to deter would-be predators.


Crying or Very sad FFFUUUUU


Usually those bugs are slow, and cant harm you in any way .
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2011 21:19    Post subject:
Imagine having something like this lurking in the shadowy corners of your room.

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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2011 22:27    Post subject:
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There was an almighty explosion which blew the man back into his hallway and lifted the hatch on the loft.

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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2011 22:34    Post subject:
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A spokesman added: "We're not entirely sure whether the spider got away or not but there was no sign of it at the scene."




It must be waiting.


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