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 Posted: Tue, 10th May 2011 08:23 Post subject: Learn to speak Russian? |
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So, I've always loved the sound, the dialect, everything about Russians. So I was curious if anyone could point me in the best direction to start learning, easiest way to memorize things, little tips if any etc.
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| Posted: Tue, 10th May 2011 08:26 Post subject: |
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Privet
harosho
vodka
bye
only words I'd use in russia
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Perhaps you should check what your local CIA office still has to offer.
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| Posted: Tue, 10th May 2011 09:57 Post subject: Re: Learn to speak Russian? |
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| SpykeZ wrote: | | So, I've always loved the sound, the dialect, everything about Russians. So I was curious if anyone could point me in the best direction to start learning, easiest way to memorize things, little tips if any etc. |
1 live in russia (and later regret it)
2 learn language after 2-3 years
3 ???
4 PROFIT!!! |
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| Posted: Tue, 10th May 2011 10:58 Post subject: |
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Slav languages are very difficult, i'm learning abit of polish myself at the minute. If you are serious then be prepared to invest a good amount of time, also it would help alot if you know a russian so they can give you tips on how to say words properly, it can be quite hard.
Rosetta Stone, Pimsleur, books, look for torrent packs dedicated to learning russian etc.
Just mix and dabble with different learning methods untill you find the proper one for you, Try not to threat over the grammar or millions of tenses used in the language btw... just focus on now and becoming fluent later. People will understand what you are saying anyhow, just remember that alot of slavic users don't become fluent untill a later age when compared to English.
Also English is a very complicated language, the fact that you can speak it should be good enough to help motivate you to learn any other...
now spierdalaj suka
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no, suko is general term that applies to both females and males in that case
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| Posted: Tue, 10th May 2011 11:28 Post subject: |
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dziekuje
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| Posted: Tue, 10th May 2011 13:48 Post subject: |
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Best way to learn language is to watch movies, listen to the music. Download russian movie with subtitles and start to memorize the way the words sound. The hard part is the alphabet, because it is very exotic to the western eye. Grammar too.
Btw I know russian well. Probably better than english. Also I dont understand why would you want to learn it. Pointless imho. Learn to cook and cook me a tasty dinner.
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| Posted: Tue, 10th May 2011 14:09 Post subject: |
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| Freakness wrote: | | Also I dont understand why would you want to learn it. Pointless imho. |
I think Spykez is either planning to infiltrate the Russian government or just trying exotic ways to impress good-looking chicks  |
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| Posted: Tue, 10th May 2011 14:20 Post subject: |
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| ixigia wrote: | | Freakness wrote: | | Also I dont understand why would you want to learn it. Pointless imho. |
I think Spykez is either planning to infiltrate the Russian government or just trying exotic ways to impress good-looking chicks |
Russia has the highest rate of abortions in the world, so I think it is not so hard to impress russian chicks, you just show them cash. |
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whenever you meat a russian you always say privet pidaras. I means hello friend. It's a nice gesture.
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Yeah I also tried to learn Russian with Rosetta Stone and and every available Russian friend, though the grammar really is difficult.
They got tons of different combinations for suffixes, prefixes, and irregularities for almost every word.
Understanding some sentences may not be that difficult eventually, but saying whole phrases correctly can be really hard.
Я покупаю женщин из Украины
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| Posted: Tue, 10th May 2011 18:32 Post subject: |
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| ixigia wrote: | | I think Spykez is either planning to infiltrate the Russian government or just trying exotic ways to impress good-looking chicks |
Then he should be learning Polish. 
But there really is no need for that, there is the "marry for cash" deals that they have and no language is needed.   |
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Why would you want to learn Slavic languages? :\
Better learn Chinese, you'll need it soon xD
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Those "marry for cash" deals sound good, not only I can marry a beautiful Polish woman, but I also receive free money? 
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U menya zhopa bolit.
Probably the most important sentence you'll need to know if you're going to study in Russia.
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| Dazz99 wrote: | Slav languages are very difficult, i'm learning abit of polish myself at the minute. If you are serious then be prepared to invest a good amount of time, also it would help alot if you know a russian so they can give you tips on how to say words properly, it can be quite hard.
Rosetta Stone, Pimsleur, books, look for torrent packs dedicated to learning russian etc.
Just mix and dabble with different learning methods untill you find the proper one for you, Try not to threat over the grammar or millions of tenses used in the language btw... just focus on now and becoming fluent later. People will understand what you are saying anyhow, just remember that alot of slavic users don't become fluent untill a later age when compared to English.
Also English is a very complicated language, the fact that you can speak it should be good enough to help motivate you to learn any other...
now spierdalaj suka |
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| Dazz99 wrote: | | Also English is a very complicated language, the fact that you can speak it should be good enough to help motivate you to learn any other... |
English is a very complicated language? No way! It's simple as fuck. |
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| Freakness wrote: | | Dazz99 wrote: | | Also English is a very complicated language, the fact that you can speak it should be good enough to help motivate you to learn any other... |
English is a very complicated language? No way! It's simple as fuck. |
We only have 12 tenses...while for example Polish languange has only three, past, present, future
We have tense, continoues tense, perfect tense and perfect continous, it all applies to all three past, present, and future
such a crap when writing an english paper |
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| oxyeL wrote: | U menya zhopa bolit.
Probably the most important sentence you'll need to know if you're going to study in Russia. |
Does Dan Aykroyds character say that to the two russian agents in Spies like us? It sounds so familiar.
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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| besthijacker wrote: | | Freakness wrote: | | Dazz99 wrote: | | Also English is a very complicated language, the fact that you can speak it should be good enough to help motivate you to learn any other... |
English is a very complicated language? No way! It's simple as fuck. |
We only have 12 tenses...while for example Polish languange has only three, past, present, future
We have tense, continoues tense, perfect tense and perfect continous, it all applies to all three past, present, and future
such a crap when writing an english paper |
Try learning Croatian or Latin -.-
1000 tenses, then declension, complicated and simple sentence, diacritical symbols... That's hard...
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Wed, 11th May 2011 17:49 Post subject: |
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| Acer wrote: | | oxyeL wrote: | U menya zhopa bolit.
Probably the most important sentence you'll need to know if you're going to study in Russia. |
Does Dan Aykroyds character say that to the two russian agents in Spies like us? It sounds so familiar. |
No idea. I assure you that that genial sentence came out of my imagination.
Anyway Russian is hard all right, but still there are harder languages around. Like German.
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