Valve & indies: PO(r)TA(l)T(w)O ARG #2
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 00:01    Post subject: Valve & indies: PO(r)TA(l)T(w)O ARG #2
http://store.steampowered.com/news/

As you can see many indie games were updated today.. And the changelog for some of these includes the line "Happy #PotatoFoolsDay!"

Some screenshots from changes in the games after the updates have been downloaded (shamelessly stolen from neogaf):

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Scratch Head

edit the games are:

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Super Meat Boy
The Wonderful End of the World
AaAaAA!!!
Rush
Toki Tori
Killing Floor
Audio Surf
Bit.Trip Beat
The Ball
Defense Grid!?


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY


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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 00:20    Post subject:
The hell is with all the potatos. Scratch Head
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 00:21    Post subject:
Great, Codex is going to have a field day with this.
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 01:39    Post subject:
It's pretty stupid.
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 01:53    Post subject:
Does it have anything to do with the - "Gravity satellite yields 'Potato Earth' view" articles (Google). Even so I'm still kind of confused...


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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 04:59    Post subject:
Oh.. it's an indie "potato sack" bundle: http://store.steampowered.com/sub/7586/

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-75% off Smile Some of the greatest and most popular indie games (Amnesia, Audiosurf, Killing Floor, Super Meat Boy, The Ball and others!) in one "potato sack"! Looks to be worth it tbh Smile


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 05:32    Post subject:
^ I hate how developer abandonded Audiosurf..such a good game .. such a shame..


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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 09:20    Post subject:
These updates do more though.

I got Amnesia and The Ball updated and as you say various potato themed jokes do appear in-game (Check the Steam forums for the games for specifics.) but it does a lot more.

Amnesia got numerous localization and gameplay updates from what I can see of the patched files, a few shader tweaks as well and the entries for GPU's now list the 500 NV series and 6000 ATI series and for The Ball it got a UDK update or some such as all INI files reset and I see various other options in them now, full DX10 support for example (Once enabled in the INI.) is also used. Smile

(Amnesia patch is close to 400 MB and Ball update is 700 MB.)
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 14:06    Post subject:
besthijacker wrote:
^ I hate how developer abandonded Audiosurf..such a good game .. such a shame..


Please elaborate Confused


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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 16:50    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
besthijacker wrote:
^ I hate how developer abandonded Audiosurf..such a good game .. such a shame..


Please elaborate Confused


Last update game received was in 2009?


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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Apr 2011 19:51    Post subject:
JBeckman wrote:
These updates do more though.

I got Amnesia and The Ball updated and as you say various potato themed jokes do appear in-game (Check the Steam forums for the games for specifics.) but it does a lot more.


http://valvearg.info/wiki/Valve_PotatoFoolsDay_ARG_Wiki/OldFrontPage

I am not convinced it's an ARG (with an actual goal etc).. and it's definitely not HL related.. but the page is a nice summary of these changes/easter eggs the potato update introduced.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Apr 2011 20:32    Post subject:
That's a very interesting list, I knew potatoes were added or referenced here and there but it seems to have been more thorough than I thought at first, seems the fixes and additions were also a bit smaller than at first I thought they were, a very useful article. Smile
(Wiki pages sometimes get a bit weird depending on how they're handled but this seems good and quite detailed and accurate so far, interesting cross-referencing between the titles as well.)
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Apr 2011 22:21    Post subject:
Oh wow, I can't believe Valve has the time for these shenanigans...



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Apr 2011 22:25    Post subject:
You just wait for the Patato hat for TF2
Here's me hoping that Portal 2's MP won't have all this hat bullshit that TF2 has, yet i wouldn't be surprised if it did, it's not really Valve's fault if players are fucking dumb enough to buy into this crap.


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Apr 2011 07:19    Post subject:
Actually that's already available since you get such a potato themed hat if you buy the entire bag.

http://store.steampowered.com/sub/7586/

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\\ Plus, if you buy this pack (or have all 13 of these games in your account) you get a potato hat in Team Fortress 2! (Potato hat available after April 5th). //
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Apr 2011 07:23    Post subject:
besthijacker wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
besthijacker wrote:
^ I hate how developer abandonded Audiosurf..such a good game .. such a shame..


Please elaborate Confused


Last update game received was in 2009?


I don't play this that often, so is there really something worth patching? Sorry If I haven't noticed some bugs etc. I do play it really rarely Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Apr 2011 08:17    Post subject:
yuri999 wrote:
Oh wow, I can't believe Valve has the time for these shenanigans...


Why wouldn't have they? They just publish the updates, the individual companies are responsible for making them.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Apr 2011 15:00    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
yuri999 wrote:
Oh wow, I can't believe Valve has the time for these shenanigans...


Why wouldn't have they? They just publish the updates, the individual companies are responsible for making them.


I meant this ARG bullshit.



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Apr 2011 20:15    Post subject:
How come noone has posted this yet

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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Apr 2011 20:22    Post subject:
yuri999 wrote:
consolitis wrote:
yuri999 wrote:
Oh wow, I can't believe Valve has the time for these shenanigans...


Why wouldn't have they? They just publish the updates, the individual companies are responsible for making them.


I meant this ARG bullshit.


As I said already I see no clear proof that it's related to HL and Portal, and therefore I don't think Valve is very involved in this.

But even if they are the ones co-ordinating this, I don't think it would require more than 1-2 employees, and these would most likely be writers who at this moment that Portal 2 is ready to be released have plenty of free time..


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Apr 2011 18:51    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
yuri999 wrote:
consolitis wrote:


Why wouldn't have they? They just publish the updates, the individual companies are responsible for making them.


I meant this ARG bullshit.


As I said already I see no clear proof that it's related to HL and Portal, and therefore I don't think Valve is very involved in this.


And.. perhaps I was wrong.

http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1435821#1435821
"There’s some ancillary stuff outside the game coming up that will answer that."

http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1465338#1465338




TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Apr 2011 22:21    Post subject:
Decoded these mean: http://valvearg.info/wiki/Portal_2

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* Here's Da Beens, Dougtato: You found many.Find the rest. MiKaXsUs FTW
* Also... superdinoman's mom


Code:
    Image 1 seems to say that we need 16 glyph + alphabet pairs and 13 sentences.
    Dougtato, MikaXsUs and superdinoman are all valid YouTube accounts, with MikaXsUs and superdinoman makinging VALVE game related videos, and superdinoman showing videos or a Portal 2 style mod (Maybe causing VALVe's immature behaviour - He's copying them)
        Dougtato, MikaXsUs and superdinoman are all users of Garry Newman's forum, Facepunch.
        Both of the names are users in the facepunch ARG thread... perhaps they said something that was on the right track?
            Superdinoman said in Facepunch that the ARG was a lie here
            Perhaps he is being mocked for this as he and the Valve employee and Facepunch user, Jeep Barnett (PersonGuy) have a running joke in which Jeep makes sexual comments concerning Superdinoman's mother.
            Here is the collection of "your mom jokes" that were made towards superdinoman's mother.


    The second image is joke adressed to Superdinoman from Portal 2 developer Jeep Barett (Named PersonGuy on Facepunch and Steam).
    Dougtato is the Steam username of the Facepunch user "Dougley"
        For those out of the loop, this is the same Dougley who has been helping with this ARG since day one.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Apr 2011 00:30    Post subject:
OH OH.. Vaaaaalveeeee... What are you doing???

http://store.steampowered.com/news/5227/

Code:
Team Fortress 2 Update Released
- [ restricted ]


Cool Face


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Apr 2011 00:34    Post subject:
It's the.. potato hat.



Makes sense!


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 01:24    Post subject:
Holy shit, round 2 is here! http://store.steampowered.com/news/

BIT.TRIP BEAT Update Released
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Updated <the> Main Menu
Game auto-pauses when the SSSSSSteam Overlay is uSed
Mega Mode enhance

ments
ERRORs REDACTED
>>>===0| |0===> Soon?
Uw==7c6f7c01010011


1...2...3...Kick It Update Released
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Day one. Missed call. Partied all night with that platinum midget fellow and Urbano. I want to decide who lives and who dies. No, forget that. Just forget it all. What does the rest of it all mean? Not just life, but the universe as well. When will I find true love? What's the melody that holds the key to my heart? What do uplifts care, anyway?


AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity Update Released
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Fixed potato bugs, and am now beset by spindly, hairy things that shift and turn and crawl through the night. I know that speed is of the essence here, but I sometimes can't suss out what's hidden in plain view. What's going wrong? Why is the system degrading? Because it is. This is an incredibly brief account of what has been happening, and there are all sorts of intricacies that I've missed out.


Wonderful End of the World Update Released
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*I* removed all the color. *I* removed all the crates. *I* removed the muscles in my legs, as there was too much spring in my step. There are no castles to tame, and I have sliced the beast in twain to make a grand number, which was my goal all along!

Hey, there were 105 and 167 admiring pairs of smiling eyes, last I checked. Probably a few more now. But that's not enough weight. It takes at least a ton or two to break that.


Cogs Update Released
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Due to a change of management, the previously instituted magic word has been replaced by that to which you are more traditionally accustomed.


Killing Floor Update Released
Quote:
Silly specimens, I don't know why I am updating this, you won't figure it out anyway. You still haven't solved the last puzzle.


Super Meat Boy Update Released
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Ability to Die
7fa6ce99d281 > 68657873697676697982657765
Oiled squeaky saws
Cursor for Level Portal
HDR


Defense Grid Update Released
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Something has fixed much of the file corruption...
D and G glyphs were swapped. Fixed now. Oops.
Subtitles should display properly now.
#potatofoolsday


etc etc


Most complex ARG ever?!


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 18:45    Post subject:
http://valvearg.com/wiki/Valve_ARG_Wiki

Almost complete, the bathysphere looks like one of those ball things from this concept art
 Spoiler:
 

At this point with all the useless bullshit clutterd in, i'm sure it won't be Half-Life related.
I really don't see the point in this ARG since you already know enough about the product (Portal 2) and since it would be really stupid of them to give away any plot details via ARG, it make the whole thing redundant.


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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 19:47    Post subject:
Maybe is ISN'T Portal 2 Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 20:01    Post subject:
H4wkeye wrote:
Maybe is ISN'T Portal 2 Wink


Impossible.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 20:03    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
H4wkeye wrote:
Maybe is ISN'T Portal 2 Wink


Impossible.


As far as I know, there is one more unannounced project Valve is working on. Either that, or Gabe wants to tell us how he loves potatos Cool Face
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Apr 2011 20:07    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
I really don't see the point in this ARG since you already know enough about the product (Portal 2) and since it would be really stupid of them to give away any plot details via ARG, it make the whole thing redundant.


Doug Rattman. http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Doug_Rattmann
The half crazy dude that left the messages in the walls in Portal 1. It's confirmed that Portal 2 contains new drawings by him that retell Chell's journey during Portal 1.

Also the upcoming comic is about him.
http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1466411#1466411

I think this ARG and the comic will offer backstory to who he is that is only hinted at in the actual games (Portal 1, 2).


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY


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