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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 00:06    Post subject: FUUUUUU !
Fuck this shit, i went to the seaside and cut my foot in a fucking stupid seashell, it hurts like shit and my foot is like a melon now .

FUCK !!!!


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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 00:09    Post subject:
Could Have been worse dude

But yes, I agree, it sounds bad. I think any injury sustained at the beach tends to hurt like hell though, usually because it's to more sensitive and painful parts of your body like your feet.
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 00:42    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
Could Have been worse dude

But yes, I agree, it sounds bad. I think any injury sustained at the beach tends to hurt like hell though, usually because it's to more sensitive and painful parts of your body like your feet.


yeah i know mate its worse


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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 01:33    Post subject:
One of the worst ones is stubbing your big toe, making a mess of your skin and your toe nail all in one go.

bad memories bad bad memories.
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 02:15    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
One of the worst ones is stubbing your big toe, making a mess of your skin and your toe nail all in one go.

bad memories bad bad memories.

Had something very similar to what you are describing happen to me when I was about 12 years old. Wasn't on the beach though. It involved a bicycle, a pair of flip-flops and a stone road. Half of my big toe nail and part of the one next to it were missing after the incident.
Fuck, did I cry like a baby Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 08:40    Post subject:
Pee on the wound b0se, it'll help.
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 08:50    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Pee on the wound b0se, it'll help.



inz wrote:
Pee .


inz wrote:
on the wound


inz wrote:
Pee on the wound.


inz wrote:
it'll help.


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Pee it'll help.


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on the wound


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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 09:02    Post subject:
Laughing don't pee on it! I's a common mistake people do when on sea. And the myth is for jellyfish not cutting yourself with shellfish Laughing
You should sanitize the wound tho, as it can get really messy (with puss and all).


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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 09:17    Post subject:
Don't listen to dingo_d, clearly he wants you to suffer needlessly. The pee shall ease the pain.
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 13:56    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Don't listen to dingo_d, clearly he wants you to suffer needlessly. The pee shall ease the pain.


This sounds very medieval but seriously what does wee contain, 90% water + ureea which is obviously toxic ?


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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 13:59    Post subject:
You're supposed to use vinegar on a jellyfish sting.

He hasn't been stung, he's been cut.
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 15:40    Post subject:
pee is sterile, that's all there's to it. ffs, just go to a doc and get it treated Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 16:30    Post subject:
Just let it be, take the pain.
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 17:38    Post subject:
bushwacka wrote:
pee is sterile, that's all there's to it. ffs, just go to a doc and get it treated Laughing


I dont go to doctors Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 17:47    Post subject:
just use antiseptic and keep it clean
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 17:56    Post subject:
I think you have to piss (urinate) on the wound, that's the magic remedy for all your seaside troubles Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 18:00    Post subject:
Jeez people, that's the same if you sneeze and green booger comes out of your nose, that automatically means you have sine infection Rolling Eyes

Urine is toxin, no matter how clean or not piss may be. What if you have urinary tract infection and you pee on your wound?

Clean it and as Geordie said use antiseptic. If it gets better then great, if your thumb (leg or whatever) grows twice in size then go to doctors...


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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jul 2009 18:30    Post subject:
thanks for the instructions guys


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jul 2009 17:06    Post subject:
if u dont want piss on ur foot, then give me a shout, id be more th happy to urinate all over ya, free of charge aswell Smile


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