[R] JCVD (2008)
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lobsterboy




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Aug 2008 01:08    Post subject: [R] JCVD (2008)
Saw it on the german fantasy film fest.

He plays himself and shows us that he CAN act .....,
(The monologue in the middle of this movie is really awesome Wink )

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“Van Damme is back! Combined with recent news that the Muscles from Brussels will soon turn auteur with Full Love, Gaumont‘s JCVD, a French-language meta-movie parody par excellence, constitutes the headiest stretch of the beefy star’s career since, well, ever. Playing “himself”, i. e., an international action stud whose bruising child custody battle has him literally going postal , exec-producing Jean-Claude Van Damme reveals heretofore hidden third dimension to his monosyllabic persona. (…) hostage crisis mayhem serves to buttress co-scripting helmer Mabrouk El Mechri’s more experimental stunts, including a tonally opposite pair of longish takes – one a wonderfully absurd ode to star’s martial-arts moves, the other a tear- and prayer-filled Van Damme monologue that must be seen to be believed.” Variety




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Aug 2008 13:42    Post subject:
Sounds shite.


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Aug 2008 15:02    Post subject:
He plays himself. That is not acting. That is breathing and moving.


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Aug 2008 15:02    Post subject:
Anthirs wrote:
Sounds shite.


have you ever thought van damme may have bigger balls than you?

well i haven't


yes
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This was a request and I got banned.
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 21:11    Post subject:
JCVD.LIMITED.DVDRip.XviD-NEPTUNE Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Feb 2009 04:27    Post subject:
JCVD.LiMiTED.720p.Bluray.x264-SEPTiC

is out now Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Feb 2009 13:44    Post subject:
It was pretty good actually...


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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Feb 2009 19:15    Post subject:
I watched this just after the wrestler, which does the sympathy for big tough guy thing in JCVD much better. JVCD was still good though, I felt the bit where he slowly moves up into the roof and talks about himself was good and the general idea.
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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Feb 2009 22:09    Post subject:
bah... I really don't know what would made me look that movie...


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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Feb 2009 22:26    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
bah... I really don't know what would made me look that movie...


JCVD? in one scene he does a really awesome kick. it's really really awesome.
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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Feb 2009 22:32    Post subject:
OMG!OMG!! Now I must see it Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Feb 2009 22:48    Post subject:
Come on, guys, don't be mean. Give it a chance. You'd be surprised, really.
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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Feb 2009 22:49    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
OMG!OMG!! Now I must see it Rolling Eyes


I think it was irony? Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Feb 2009 23:33    Post subject:
I think sarcasm Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Feb 2009 23:52    Post subject:
really go watch it before bashing it, its a good movie.
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Feb 2009 01:39    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Come on, guys, don't be mean. Give it a chance. You'd be surprised, really.
You said that about several films and i listened to you Rolling Eyes

You actually owe me about 8 hours of my life for the 3-4 films I took your advice onasshole Razz


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You liked Transformers, right? We have nothing in common then and should never listen to me Laughing Razz
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i liked transformers for the cgi and vagina Laughing cant bash a man for that right? Laughing


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i saw cgi but no vagina, u sure u didn't watched transporners instead? Laughing
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Transporners. Laughing Looks like instawin for some Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Feb 2009 10:25    Post subject:
Stefan F wrote:
really go watch it before bashing it, its a good movie.

no it's really like that. I see a movie (a title or a pic) and I have some kind of esp thing where I just know that the film will sux for me... I don't know maybe I should cash in that feeling Very HappyVery Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Feb 2009 18:23    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Stefan F wrote:
really go watch it before bashing it, its a good movie.

no it's really like that. I see a movie (a title or a pic) and I have some kind of esp thing where I just know that the film will sux for me... I don't know maybe I should cash in that feeling Very HappyVery Happy


are you expecting something like Kickboxer or Bloodsport? because this is far from that.


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Feb 2009 18:46    Post subject:
Well something like that, you know it is Jean Claude Van Damme :/ I never thought him to be a good actor, for me he fits in the category of actors like: Dolf Lundgren, Casper Van Dien... you know, not really Oscar material Rolling Eyes


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Feb 2009 19:44    Post subject:
This is nothing like any other Van Damme film.. that's the point.
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Feb 2009 19:47    Post subject:
I dk... maybe I'll see it, but if I'll dislike it!!!!Evil or Very Mad ...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Feb 2009 08:44    Post subject:
Holy shit! The movie is good, but Van Damme is really good in the movie and his monologue is impressive. I dont know if that's because he acts very good or he doesn't have to, cause he's talking about his life?
I think everyone should forget about Van Damme's "karate" movies and see JCVD.
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