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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 03:52    Post subject:
Just realized it... I EVEN LOOK UGLY EVEN WHEN I'M ANIMATED! Laughing


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 04:38    Post subject:
Laughing one sec... i got a really big nose Sad Trying to cope with it... gimme a moment Laughing


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:00    Post subject:
A big nose is also a sign of a small dick Smile (fact)


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:15    Post subject:
Laughing 'my' picture got the thread removed! Laughing Laughing Laughing Even starforce doesn't approve! Laughing

k... here's a ECU of my pretty little face Laughing
Notice how the nose is just PHAT Sad Laughing I know quality sux... i made it as worse as possible Wink Laughing


Laughing

Right... this one is... ummm.... side view... i took today? I had some scotch while watching the incredible. Camera was shakey Laughing Laughing it's in colour... you can again see my BIG nose Sad Crying or Very sad I'm so hideous... no wonder i got tough luck with girls Crying or Very sad Sad



YES! YEllow Tiles... I know.... it was like that when we moved in Sad Laughing

SO enjoy... Razz

SHould've posted it in the... jokes section... since i'm a riot to look at Laughing

SUblime... shush... what happens in the bedroom is my own private matter! Laughing Laughing Yes it is small Sad Haha... I look at porn movies and I can't help but notice how big it is and how tiny mine is Crying or Very sad Sad Enzyte FTW! Thanks to porn movies... I learned that size does matter... Crying or Very sad if only they made a porn movie with a tiny pecker and a hot porn star... she'd be all happy and all joyous about it.. would make us all limp dicked fellow a bit more secure about our tinyest of tiny manhoods Laughing Sad

This here is my lovley EYE Laughing
Laughing

Yeah... I was taught to laugh at your self... makes you feel good on the outside while on the inside you rot Sad Crying or Very sad


Laugh all you want Sad Since I'm virtually vomiting now Laughing Sad Crying or Very sad

Ps. I told you I wasn't pretty to look at Sad

This one here... was all in yellow.... YUCK... well not really... YUCK because I'm in it. I made it B/W and yess that is a mirror and yes... I am a tad ugly Sad Crying or Very sad



They're tiny... I know... that's cause bigger pictures would've made tubgirl and goatse look like brad pitt and angelina jolie Sad Crying or Very sad


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:16    Post subject:
I just wanna delete the post now Sad Crying or Very sad Laughing I'm so... nervous now Laughing Laughing Laughing


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:20    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
Sublime wrote:
A big nose is also a sign of a small dick Smile (fact)


Any other similar signs you can see on someone? Razz Humor us. Confused


Aprrently height, foot size, hand size, nose size (length) and a few more are all factors in this. Of course you're going to get anomalies but the averages are created by that. That doesn't mean if you are short, have small feet, etc. you're gonna have a tiny dick. But most are.

And it was on the net that I read that Italians on average the biggest dicks. Can't remember who was next or last though.

Injurious you're average, you're not that ugly really, you put yourself down too much Razz If you want to watch a girl gettin horny off a small dick watch asian porn, or some midget porn Razz But most of the shit on the net is fake apart from the obvious one's (you can clearly tell when a woman is going :O for real or not). Amature porn isn't bad though Cool


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:23    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
If you want to watch a girl gettin horny off a small dick watch asian porn, or some midget porn Razz But most of the shit on the net is fake apart from the obvious one's (you can clearly tell when a woman is going :O for real or not). Amature porn isn't bad though Cool


Asian Porn is censored for the most part Sad Crying or Very sad
And I know it ain't real 70% but even then they're pretendiing that they're enjoying it Sad
I never had someone pretend that well with me Sad Crying or Very sad

and no i'm not average Sad





-----------studalicious-------------------



----------above average-----------


------------------average----------------


---------------below average---------------










----------------------me----------------------------

Crying or Very sad I had people laugh at me Crying or Very sad people don't just laugh at average people Sad I know you're just being nice and all... Crying or Very sad


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:46    Post subject:
They cant've been takin the piss out of u for ur looks. Seriously you don't look like mutantius or worse than he is. You must have done something really bad and that made them hate u. Then from then on in everything you did got made into a joke and it boiled down to your looks, practically the one thing you can't put right through being a good person.

Not being gay but you can tell if some1's ugly or not. You're not ugly Razz


Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote:
"And the winner is.... Sublime!" That fucking kid is always right. Sublime FTW!

http://artpad.art.com/?irqy7s4162w <3 you too
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:55    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
They cant've been takin the piss out of u for ur looks. Seriously you don't look like mutantius or worse than he is. You must have done something really bad and that made them hate u.
Not really. Overall I'm a nice guy. I'd take a bullet for a total stranger. Really I would.

I don't know where all this, "You're fuckin' ugly, Waldo, get out of my sight!" shit came from, but it's been following me since grade 4-5. Sad I changed schools after that and even with new people and new friends... Sad Crying or Very sad It's like a curse... no matter where I go... no matter what I do... it'll be there... to ruin my day Sad Crying or Very sad

Sublime wrote:
Not being gay but you can tell if some1's ugly or not. You're not ugly Razz


Laughing Says you. Stills look much different than motion. Belive you me. If i stood infront of you... you'd be vomiting in laughter Very Happy and not in a good way. People avert their eyes when I'm around. I'm not a joy to look at Sad Crying or Very sad I can live with it though. People aren't remember by their looks, but by the things they've done. And every day i do something that keeps my reputation of a nice guy way way way up there. Very Happy


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 06:03    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
Sublime wrote:
Not being gay but you can tell if some1's ugly or not. You're not ugly Razz


Laughing Says you.


Yup. Don't get me wrong I wouldn't feel threatened if I was stood next to you at all, but you're not ugly Razz


Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote:
"And the winner is.... Sublime!" That fucking kid is always right. Sublime FTW!

http://artpad.art.com/?irqy7s4162w <3 you too
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 06:06    Post subject:
Who could ever feel threatened by a nice guy named Waldo? That's sin to talk about such things! Very Happy


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 06:07    Post subject:
@Injurious

You are not ugly even if the pictures were bigger. It makes me sad that you don't think better of yourself. You can be the best looking person in the world but with an ugly personality you are just ugly all over.

I tried to take sexy pictures once, never again. Now that was scary. I looked like an idiot. We took like 25 of them and only one turned out decent. Looks like some amature porn tho LOL. Still have it in my bedroom.


As far as people teasing you or saying mean things they probably did it because they knew they were getting you. Once people know they can press your buttons it is game over.


You know. There is always the thumb. Master that one and the women will be eating out of your hand. Swear to god, you will become a GOD.



We should all do some photshoped pictures of ourselves.
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 06:16    Post subject:
What's the point of being a god when you aren't pleasant to look at? All Greek gods were sexy studs Sad Crying or Very sad

And my personality is fine thank you very much. I can light up a room if need be Very Happy It's just like you say... people got to me, but it wasn't game over... it was a medical massacre... they had a scalpel to my face adding features that no one will ever like. Sad

I can laugh about my appearance, but I hurt like any other person. Very Happy It's not a problem with my shiny personality... it's the problem with the truth. As a child I grew up believing that I was hideous and will always be hideous and you can never take that away. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Or something, I don’t know. I look into the mirror and I’m disgusted.

So as you can see… it’s not my personality to be put to blame. I went to doctors to help me out… and maybe I didn’t want to fix it or something, but nothing worked. It’s embedded in my head that I am what I am and I will never be able to appreciate what I look like.


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 07:28    Post subject:
well this is a disappointment injurious, after your countless evasions of showing pics, i expected you to be a three-headed abomination with pretty much any syndrome on the planet,
but you ended up being a perfectly normal looking guy.
whatever your prob is, its not the looks, i ve seen guys infinitely more ugly getting laid with hot chicks.


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 09:44    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
We should all do some photshoped pictures of ourselves.


No need to photoshop Inj, he's a joke already Very Happy


Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote:
"And the winner is.... Sublime!" That fucking kid is always right. Sublime FTW!

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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 14:56    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
No need to photoshop Inj, he's a joke already Very Happy

just call me bazooka joe! Laughing


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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 21:59    Post subject:
OMG. Inj dude. You are far far from ugly. Like a previous poster said, i was expecting the worst with all this build up. Fuck man, your a good looking dude, give yourself some credit.

We all get down man...fuck.. ive been a mess for about 6 months, and im finally starting to be happy again (My ex really effected me). Also when i was younger i was ridiculed quite alot, heck i was the fat kid in school ffs. It still effects me, but i have to look past what other useless shallow people may have said/done etc. Its very hard, but to live the life i want, i do what i want and try to feel what i want. There is no limits in my life of what i can and will do, this is the aditutde i have to force onto my self everyday. If i dont, i get depressed. And its not easy. School helped me quite a bit. And you are half way there buddie. And the fact that you are in university is a clear sign you will be successful. Dont get me wrong, i have lots of buddies in trades, and i respect them. But i know alot of people from highschool that are working on the end of a shovel.

THE GRASS IS NOT ALWAYS GREENER!!!!
P.S. the only reason i take time to write to you inj, is becasue your honest and genuine. And you are really selling yourself short. Money doesnt buy happyness (Cliche i know), but its true. Fuck do you really want a trophy wife. I have dated 2, so called trophy girls. Great face and body, but thats where it ended...fucking trolls. Nice, cute "Real Girls" are hotter that any trophy trash girl.


@Pistol

Think 100 times before you get your tattoo. i know yours will be in a original place etc. But so were all those back tattos that every second girl has now. And i for one donot like any tattoos on girls i date. Doesnt matter what they are, i think they are kinda trashy. But also to each his own, do what you like; we expect pictures though. Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 22:01    Post subject:
<immature>haha, Bigperm - you say positive things about another guys. You're gay!!! </immature]

Kano.
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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 23:28    Post subject:
i wanna tatto too

one of these 2. on my leg or my shoulder, or something else if i find something i like even more







@injurious: your not ugly at all man. People say these things because they wanto bring you down. And later it becomes a habit for them so they just keep doing it because you dont do anything back. And i know about beeing picked on, luckely thats all over now Smile . i will have the last laugh Smile


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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 00:17    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
<immature>haha, Bigperm - you say positive things about another guys. You're gay!!! </immature]

Kano.


Haha. Was waiting for that one. Smile
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 02:27    Post subject:
Laughing


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 11:36    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
i wanna tatto too

one of these 2. on my leg or my shoulder, or something else if i find something i like even more







@injurious: your not ugly at all man. People say these things because they wanto bring you down. And later it becomes a habit for them so they just keep doing it because you dont do anything back. And i know about beeing picked on, luckely thats all over now Smile . i will have the last laugh Smile




I like the size of that one. I like the first one the best. Very Happy I really want the gekko tho.
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