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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 03:52 Post subject: |
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Just realized it... I EVEN LOOK UGLY EVEN WHEN I'M ANIMATED! 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 04:29 Post subject: |
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 04:38 Post subject: |
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one sec... i got a really big nose Trying to cope with it... gimme a moment 
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 04:55 Post subject: |
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:00 Post subject: |
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A big nose is also a sign of a small dick (fact)
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:05 Post subject: |
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:15 Post subject: |
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'my' picture got the thread removed! Even starforce doesn't approve!
k... here's a ECU of my pretty little face
Notice how the nose is just PHAT I know quality sux... i made it as worse as possible
Right... this one is... ummm.... side view... i took today? I had some scotch while watching the incredible. Camera was shakey it's in colour... you can again see my BIG nose I'm so hideous... no wonder i got tough luck with girls
YES! YEllow Tiles... I know.... it was like that when we moved in
SO enjoy...
SHould've posted it in the... jokes section... since i'm a riot to look at
SUblime... shush... what happens in the bedroom is my own private matter! Yes it is small Haha... I look at porn movies and I can't help but notice how big it is and how tiny mine is Enzyte FTW! Thanks to porn movies... I learned that size does matter... if only they made a porn movie with a tiny pecker and a hot porn star... she'd be all happy and all joyous about it.. would make us all limp dicked fellow a bit more secure about our tinyest of tiny manhoods
This here is my lovley EYE
Yeah... I was taught to laugh at your self... makes you feel good on the outside while on the inside you rot
Laugh all you want Since I'm virtually vomiting now
Ps. I told you I wasn't pretty to look at
This one here... was all in yellow.... YUCK... well not really... YUCK because I'm in it. I made it B/W and yess that is a mirror and yes... I am a tad ugly
They're tiny... I know... that's cause bigger pictures would've made tubgirl and goatse look like brad pitt and angelina jolie 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:16 Post subject: |
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I just wanna delete the post now I'm so... nervous now 
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:20 Post subject: |
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Yondaime wrote: | Sublime wrote: | A big nose is also a sign of a small dick (fact) |
Any other similar signs you can see on someone? Humor us.  |
Aprrently height, foot size, hand size, nose size (length) and a few more are all factors in this. Of course you're going to get anomalies but the averages are created by that. That doesn't mean if you are short, have small feet, etc. you're gonna have a tiny dick. But most are.
And it was on the net that I read that Italians on average the biggest dicks. Can't remember who was next or last though.
Injurious you're average, you're not that ugly really, you put yourself down too much If you want to watch a girl gettin horny off a small dick watch asian porn, or some midget porn But most of the shit on the net is fake apart from the obvious one's (you can clearly tell when a woman is going :O for real or not). Amature porn isn't bad though 
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:23 Post subject: |
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Sublime wrote: | If you want to watch a girl gettin horny off a small dick watch asian porn, or some midget porn But most of the shit on the net is fake apart from the obvious one's (you can clearly tell when a woman is going :O for real or not). Amature porn isn't bad though  |
Asian Porn is censored for the most part
And I know it ain't real 70% but even then they're pretendiing that they're enjoying it
I never had someone pretend that well with me
and no i'm not average
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I had people laugh at me people don't just laugh at average people I know you're just being nice and all... 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:46 Post subject: |
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They cant've been takin the piss out of u for ur looks. Seriously you don't look like mutantius or worse than he is. You must have done something really bad and that made them hate u. Then from then on in everything you did got made into a joke and it boiled down to your looks, practically the one thing you can't put right through being a good person.
Not being gay but you can tell if some1's ugly or not. You're not ugly 
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 05:55 Post subject: |
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Sublime wrote: | They cant've been takin the piss out of u for ur looks. Seriously you don't look like mutantius or worse than he is. You must have done something really bad and that made them hate u. | Not really. Overall I'm a nice guy. I'd take a bullet for a total stranger. Really I would.
I don't know where all this, "You're fuckin' ugly, Waldo, get out of my sight!" shit came from, but it's been following me since grade 4-5. I changed schools after that and even with new people and new friends... It's like a curse... no matter where I go... no matter what I do... it'll be there... to ruin my day
Sublime wrote: | Not being gay but you can tell if some1's ugly or not. You're not ugly  |
Says you. Stills look much different than motion. Belive you me. If i stood infront of you... you'd be vomiting in laughter and not in a good way. People avert their eyes when I'm around. I'm not a joy to look at I can live with it though. People aren't remember by their looks, but by the things they've done. And every day i do something that keeps my reputation of a nice guy way way way up there. 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 06:03 Post subject: |
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Injurious wrote: | Sublime wrote: | Not being gay but you can tell if some1's ugly or not. You're not ugly  |
Says you. |
Yup. Don't get me wrong I wouldn't feel threatened if I was stood next to you at all, but you're not ugly 
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 06:06 Post subject: |
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Who could ever feel threatened by a nice guy named Waldo? That's sin to talk about such things! 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 06:07 Post subject: |
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@Injurious
You are not ugly even if the pictures were bigger. It makes me sad that you don't think better of yourself. You can be the best looking person in the world but with an ugly personality you are just ugly all over.
I tried to take sexy pictures once, never again. Now that was scary. I looked like an idiot. We took like 25 of them and only one turned out decent. Looks like some amature porn tho LOL. Still have it in my bedroom.
As far as people teasing you or saying mean things they probably did it because they knew they were getting you. Once people know they can press your buttons it is game over.
You know. There is always the thumb. Master that one and the women will be eating out of your hand. Swear to god, you will become a GOD.
We should all do some photshoped pictures of ourselves.
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 06:16 Post subject: |
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What's the point of being a god when you aren't pleasant to look at? All Greek gods were sexy studs
And my personality is fine thank you very much. I can light up a room if need be It's just like you say... people got to me, but it wasn't game over... it was a medical massacre... they had a scalpel to my face adding features that no one will ever like.
I can laugh about my appearance, but I hurt like any other person. It's not a problem with my shiny personality... it's the problem with the truth. As a child I grew up believing that I was hideous and will always be hideous and you can never take that away. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Or something, I don’t know. I look into the mirror and I’m disgusted.
So as you can see… it’s not my personality to be put to blame. I went to doctors to help me out… and maybe I didn’t want to fix it or something, but nothing worked. It’s embedded in my head that I am what I am and I will never be able to appreciate what I look like.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 07:28 Post subject: |
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well this is a disappointment injurious, after your countless evasions of showing pics, i expected you to be a three-headed abomination with pretty much any syndrome on the planet,
but you ended up being a perfectly normal looking guy.
whatever your prob is, its not the looks, i ve seen guys infinitely more ugly getting laid with hot chicks.
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 09:44 Post subject: |
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pistolshrimp wrote: | We should all do some photshoped pictures of ourselves. |
No need to photoshop Inj, he's a joke already 
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 14:56 Post subject: |
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Sublime wrote: | No need to photoshop Inj, he's a joke already  |
just call me bazooka joe! 
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Bigperm
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 21:59 Post subject: |
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OMG. Inj dude. You are far far from ugly. Like a previous poster said, i was expecting the worst with all this build up. Fuck man, your a good looking dude, give yourself some credit.
We all get down man...fuck.. ive been a mess for about 6 months, and im finally starting to be happy again (My ex really effected me). Also when i was younger i was ridiculed quite alot, heck i was the fat kid in school ffs. It still effects me, but i have to look past what other useless shallow people may have said/done etc. Its very hard, but to live the life i want, i do what i want and try to feel what i want. There is no limits in my life of what i can and will do, this is the aditutde i have to force onto my self everyday. If i dont, i get depressed. And its not easy. School helped me quite a bit. And you are half way there buddie. And the fact that you are in university is a clear sign you will be successful. Dont get me wrong, i have lots of buddies in trades, and i respect them. But i know alot of people from highschool that are working on the end of a shovel.
THE GRASS IS NOT ALWAYS GREENER!!!!
P.S. the only reason i take time to write to you inj, is becasue your honest and genuine. And you are really selling yourself short. Money doesnt buy happyness (Cliche i know), but its true. Fuck do you really want a trophy wife. I have dated 2, so called trophy girls. Great face and body, but thats where it ended...fucking trolls. Nice, cute "Real Girls" are hotter that any trophy trash girl.
@Pistol
Think 100 times before you get your tattoo. i know yours will be in a original place etc. But so were all those back tattos that every second girl has now. And i for one donot like any tattoos on girls i date. Doesnt matter what they are, i think they are kinda trashy. But also to each his own, do what you like; we expect pictures though. 
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 22:01 Post subject: |
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<immature>haha, Bigperm - you say positive things about another guys. You're gay!!! </immature]
Kano.
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Posted: Mon, 10th Jul 2006 23:28 Post subject: |
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i wanna tatto too
one of these 2. on my leg or my shoulder, or something else if i find something i like even more
@injurious: your not ugly at all man. People say these things because they wanto bring you down. And later it becomes a habit for them so they just keep doing it because you dont do anything back. And i know about beeing picked on, luckely thats all over now . i will have the last laugh 
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Bigperm
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Posted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 02:27 Post subject: |
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We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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