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Frant
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Oct 2025 00:39    Post subject: I'm an idiot
Fuck me it hurts. My eyes are watering and my nose is running. In fact, my upper right eyelid is burning so bad like like the entrance to my right nostril.

Why?

I ordered a late night pizza. I always keep at least a bottle or two of Poppamie's Fire Demon hot sauce. It's carolina reaper + chili extract, basically 11/10 in heat. It's the hottest sauce I've managed to find that I don't have to import from the US.

I didn't notice that I had gotten a little on my right index finger. I only knew once I had scratched my eye and nose.

Oh well, it's not the first time and most likely not the last time either. Anyway, the pizza was good.


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Oct 2025 00:48    Post subject:
Been there done that. Par for the course when you love spicy stuff. If you've tried, how would you compare it to Buldak x2 or x3 noodle sauce?
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Frant
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Oct 2025 01:18    Post subject:
They're not really comparable since they're slightly different things. Fire Demon is a lot hotter since it's concentrated as opposed to Buldak sauce. A table spoon of buldak x2/x3 sauce is really hot. A table spoon of Fire Demon is hell.

One bottle of Fire Demon lasts me at least 1.5-2 months. A teaspoon in the pasta sauce gives a nice burn with a pleasant lingering heat. When I put drops on the pizza it can sometimes be too much but hey, that's fine for us chili heads. Wink

https://poppamies.fi/en/products/fire-demon-hot-sauce/

Poppamies is a Finnish company making and selling chili products and recently some other stuff like BBQ sauces etc.

Kryddlandet.se is the Swedish retailer for Poppamies products in case you want to order:
https://www.kryddlandet.se/search/?q=poppamies


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Oct 2025 02:20    Post subject:
I might give it a try. I'm a big fan of nduja. I might squeeze a few drops into that, mix it a bit and apply to the pizza.
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vurt




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Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Thu, 30th Oct 2025 02:43    Post subject:
My friend bought me 2x Buldak hot sauce bottles as a present today, good stuff since noodles are like 0.5 euro, and i just buy those expensive Buldak's for the hot flavor, not for the noodles themselves.

Hot sauce in the eye is a classic Embarassed i remember once when it splashed into one of my eyes while eating, that was... not great.
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madmax17




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Location: Croatia
PostPosted: Thu, 30th Oct 2025 09:26    Post subject:
That's some pizza Laughing
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zenux




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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Oct 2025 15:01    Post subject:
My capsaicin senses are tingling.
It seems, just by reading this my esophagus got irritated, and I have a heartburn already.
Laughing
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