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VonMisk
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Nimona - ~6/10
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt19500164/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_3_nm_5_q_nimona
Watched it after some positive review. Unfortunately the script is very bare and feels patched up with memes, references and undercooked. At least it has some style to it when you squint your eyes and not think about the fact that this stylization covers budget restrains. Overall ok but nothing mindblowing.
The Blackening - 5/10
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11703244/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_The%2520Blackening
Chuckled a bit but sometimes to hermetic for a cracker like me.
sar·casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b: the use or language of sarcasm
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vurt
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Terminator 1: this has held up surprisingly well, enjoyed watching it 7/10
Terminator 2 this was a harder watch, so bloated in comparison to the original. yes it's probably a better movie, but i enjoyed watching the first one more because it has better pacing. weak 7/10
The soundtrack for these is absolute low effort garbage. yes the main theme is decent enough. The orchestral hit-sound abuse in the first movie, fuuuuck, its so bad. there are b-movies on Red Letter Media with equal or better music.
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2023 21:17 Post subject: |
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Asteroid City - ?/10
wtf did I watch
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Nodrim
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2023 23:05 Post subject: |
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Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One - This was the most meh movie in the series.
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Il_Padrino
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| Posted: Thu, 13th Jul 2023 01:28 Post subject: |
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| Nodrim wrote: | | Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One - This was the most meh movie in the series. |
Nothing can top MI2
1 and 2 are still amazing. |
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HIz
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| Posted: Thu, 13th Jul 2023 09:53 Post subject: |
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Ankh
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Frant
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Jul 2023 04:12 Post subject: |
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3 - 5/10
What.. how? It's like James Gunn just went "meh, I can't be bothered". Did I get a screening copy or something? The live action was horrible, the editing amateurish, the sound was raw and it felt really bad watching those scenes. The CGI scenes were great but the movie as a whole felt meh/bleh. A pity since the story itself had great potential.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Jul 2023 18:07 Post subject: |
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Asteroid City - 5/10
expected this to be the peak - the final Wes Anderson movie before it gets cringy and starts to feel repetitive but looks like this had already happened. He has out-Wes-Andersoned himself with this one and is on track to becoming a full blown parody of Wes Anderson. High time to change style and try something new.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3 - 8/10
mostly agree with Ankh here. Found it to be a really enjoyable and emotive, high quality movie. Like the good old times of earlier Marvel phases. The last hooray before the MCU hopefully and deservedly dies a slow and painful death.
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| Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2023 02:15 Post subject: |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2023 19:52 Post subject: |
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Asteroid City - You ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t fall asleep/10
Yo dawg, I heard you like vapid artsy-fartsy movies so we put a play in your play and a dozen of celebrities uttering random sentences so you can pretend to look for a transversal profound message while you pretend to feel smart about it. Wes went full Wes, you never go full Wes :'(
Dances with Wolves - 8/10
One of my favourite movies growing up, I was incredibly fascinated by it as a kid and used to quote it often (notably the Tatanka scene, the Good Trade one and so forth ). Fortunately, and unlike many other beloved movies that I regretted re-watching as an adult, it hasn't lost its charm thanks to the right mix of proper character development, environmental storytelling and the rather memorable soundtrack. There is some light cheese here and there, but it's a timeless story in my book and I'll always enjoy the way it's presented.
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jackbomb
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2023 20:08 Post subject: |
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QuANTuMANia - 6.5/10
I was awed by the amount of effort the CGI department put into those creatures, landscapes and infinite particles. Sad that it was pointless. Kang was the redeeming factor.
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Il_Padrino
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| Posted: Fri, 21st Jul 2023 12:46 Post subject: |
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The Flash 6.5/10
Going in with zero expectations, it's was actually quite good. Tonally it's all over the place, and CGI is terrible at times, but after a little while I got into it and could suspend the disbelief.
And revisiting scenes from Man of Steel again feels very uninspiring.
But the acting is surprisingly good, and Esra Miller did pretty well, even though he plays a very annoying character.
Nic Cage looked cool too, I'd watch that version of Superman!
Guardians o/t Galaxy 6.5/10
Didn't really do much for me, but it's still one of the better of the Marvels. I kinda liked The Flash more.
There must have been a door there in the wall, when I came in.
Truly gone fishing.
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| Posted: Fri, 21st Jul 2023 16:25 Post subject: |
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Whiplash 10/10: Can't really fault this movie, really good.
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| Posted: Fri, 21st Jul 2023 17:53 Post subject: |
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oh noes... was hoping asteroid city was more in line with budapest quality wise... didnt really enjoy french dispatch.
guess ill skip this one then...
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Ankh
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| Posted: Fri, 21st Jul 2023 20:25 Post subject: |
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| pho08 wrote: | oh noes... was hoping asteroid city was more in line with budapest quality wise... didnt really enjoy french dispatch.
guess ill skip this one then... |
Yeah, thats kind of what i was hoping for aswell..but this one (despite its beautiful settings and such) was quite boring
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Aeon
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| Posted: Sun, 23rd Jul 2023 14:21 Post subject: |
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They Cloned Tyrone 7/10
A welcome surprise for a Netflix movie. Got some Jordan Peele / Tarantino / Stranger Things vibe but with colored people.
Good performance By Boyega and Jamie Foxx. Nice variety in the soundtrack and fits well in the movie.
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| Posted: Sun, 23rd Jul 2023 18:58 Post subject: |
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jackbomb
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| Posted: Mon, 24th Jul 2023 00:09 Post subject: |
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Limbo (2023) - 8/10
I'm a sucker for australian films in the heat of the desert/crime scene.
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VonMisk
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Jul 2023 21:45 Post subject: |
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Barbie retarded 5/10
Definitely not a movie for kids but you can take them if you want to explain to your kids what vagina, penis, beating off and patriarchy is.
The movie and Greta think that they are trying to tell a smart story about male stereotypes and female expectations (by women and for women).
Kens are representation of incels that want to be alpha males and secretly hate females because they are friendzoned (literaly jacked up dudes on horses and Ken being told he is only a friend).
Barbies are perfect women representations that can't be realized in real world because men won't allowed it and thus girls grew up to be miserable.
All of this is hammered into the viewer in not so subtle way, interwoven by goofy LSD induced pink madness. In the end you are left with a message that women should toned down their expectations but not to the point of being bimbos like men want them to be. Men should be betas and fuck off.
It's badly written with plot points ending because narrator said so - literaly.
And yes all men are shown as evil, stupid or infantile.
Patriarchy rule the world.
Both genders should evolve beyond how society see them but men should overall fuck off more.
On the plus side - Barbie Land is pretty great set.
Nice sarcastics songs and (I'm biased) musical numbers.
sar·casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b: the use or language of sarcasm
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tonizito
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Fastest molester alive 4/10
What a beautiful car crash.
So, not only did they went with the flash's "oh soe quirky" humor, they add an even more retarded 18yo version on top, just lovely.
Then, knowing no one cares about any "new" dc hero, try to add old batman with keaton for the memberberries and dumb shit here and there they thought people would care about (nic cage superman, supergirl instead of superman).
Mix in some uncanny valley nightmare inducing "CGI" and what a wreck this was.
Nigga even tried to molest batman
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Frant
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2023 09:23 Post subject: |
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Hellraiser (2022) - meh/10
The Cursed - 7.8/10
Interesting take on the werewolf myth and well made.
Anything For Jackson - 6.7/10
This is a weird one.
John Wick 4 - 6.5/10
It's too long and feels tired. Not even close to the class of the first two.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2023 15:45 Post subject: |
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Nefarious 7/10: Hidden gem budget movie, no name actors, minimal locations and dialog driven. Really well done for a shoestring budget and a handful of actors, ending a little weak but what else could they have done.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14537248/
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Conan the barbarian (1982) 9/10
Sword & Sorcery. I miss this movies, zero comedy relief, blood and guts, tities, always on point
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vurt
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Pandorum. My 3rd or 4th watch over the years. Really, really good sci-fi horror. The only really bad part is the pandorum/madness itself, it's just not entertaining or well made. Dennis Quaid is just boring in this. Luckily it's not too much of it. This is so cheesy and great, at best it feels like a RPG. Awesome and bold ending too i would say. 8.5/10
Beck. Inferno + Deadlock, both were decent if you're up for some really dry police drama, I'd suggest Inferno if you're gonna give one of them a go... weak 7/10
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Ankh
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2023 16:28 Post subject: |
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| B1kudo wrote: | Conan the barbarian (1982) 9/10
Sword & Sorcery. I miss this movies, zero comedy relief, blood and guts, tities, always on point |
Still awsome movie! The OST is awsome and the intro song gives me the chills! Love it!
| vurt wrote: | | Pandorum. My 3rd or 4th watch over the years. Really, really good sci-fi horror. The only really bad part is the pandorum/madness itself, it's just not entertaining or well made. Dennis Quaid is just boring in this. Luckily it's not too much of it. This is so cheesy and great, at best it feels like a RPG. Awesome and bold ending too i would say. 8.5/10 |
The ending was awsome, loved it!
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Il_Padrino
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Aeon
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| Posted: Sat, 5th Aug 2023 23:19 Post subject: |
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Athena
8/10
Beautiful (one) shot(s), you feel the tension throughout the film. Story is OK.
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