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Posted: Sun, 19th Apr 2015 23:15 Post subject: The Visit [M. Night Shyamalan / September 2015] |
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http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/97556/learn-the-rules-of-m-night-shyamalans-the-visit-trailer-coming-soon/
Quote: | A brother and sister are sent to their grandparents’ remote Pennsylvania farm for a week-long trip. Once the children discover that the elderly couple is involved in something deeply disturbing, they see their chances of getting back home are growing smaller every day. |
Quote: | The Visit was written and directed by Shyamalan and stars Kathryn Hahn, Ed Oxenbould, Erica Lynne Marszalek, Peter McRobbie, Olivia DeJonge, Deanna Dunagan, Benjamin Kanes, Jon Douglas Rainey, Brian Gildea, Shawn Gonzalez, Richard Barlow, Steve Annan, and Michael Mariano. |
Trailer goes online next week.
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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Posted: Mon, 20th Apr 2015 00:04 Post subject: |
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It's going to be his cheapest yet. Considerably cheaper in fact. Just $5M budget. His previous lowest, leaving aside his two pre-6th Sense films that most people have never heard about, was $40M (for 6th Sense).
With such a tight budget maybe he'll stay focused.
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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Posted: Mon, 20th Apr 2015 00:22 Post subject: |
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A shamillion...
It's going to be about a visit... but plot twist... there won't be a visit in the end! 
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Posted: Mon, 20th Apr 2015 00:27 Post subject: |
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Quote: | the elderly couple |
turns out to be this brother and sister living in an incestuous relationship.
how and why remains to be seen though

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Posted: Mon, 20th Apr 2015 03:24 Post subject: |
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inb4 grandma's a werewolf. or vampire. or alien. or batman.
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Posted: Mon, 20th Apr 2015 04:46 Post subject: |
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no grandparents are dead after 930 the house becomes a living breathing feeding thing and the only safe people are in that one particular bedroom. the kids find out when they open the bedroom door after hearing shrieks and howls only to find bodies being mangled in front of them. their grandparents standing above them hacking them to pieces while a monstrous hole opens in the floor moaning in hunger. they throw the body parts inside.
also after 930 the house turns into a hunted house in a different city (a satanic wormhole) each night a different house and each night new victims for the house. it's the only way the grandparents can stay alive to see their grandkids. the kids end up helping their grandparents but find out that they too are dead as their week long stay was really long and the first couple that died in the house was them.
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Posted: Mon, 20th Apr 2015 05:47 Post subject: |
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house is then defeated by the garden hose.
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Posted: Mon, 20th Apr 2015 07:25 Post subject: |
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WaldoJ wrote: | no grandparents are dead after 930 the house becomes a living breathing feeding thing and the only safe people are in that one particular bedroom. the kids find out when they open the bedroom door after hearing shrieks and howls only to find bodies being mangled in front of them. their grandparents standing above them hacking them to pieces while a monstrous hole opens in the floor moaning in hunger. they throw the body parts inside.
also after 930 the house turns into a hunted house in a different city (a satanic wormhole) each night a different house and each night new victims for the house. it's the only way the grandparents can stay alive to see their grandkids. the kids end up helping their grandparents but find out that they too are dead as their week long stay was really long and the first couple that died in the house was them. |
Film it!
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2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b: the use or language of sarcasm
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Posted: Fri, 24th Apr 2015 04:17 Post subject: |
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Posted: Fri, 24th Apr 2015 05:19 Post subject: |
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That looks proper indie. Big Blair witch vibe.
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Posted: Fri, 24th Apr 2015 07:43 Post subject: |
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I feel like they shown the entire movie in that trailer ffs
It sure feels creepy tho
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Posted: Fri, 24th Apr 2015 08:38 Post subject: |
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Who gives money to this hack asshole 
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Posted: Fri, 24th Apr 2015 09:35 Post subject: |
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Let me guess.. The camera pans in the end and reveals everything we saw was a "found footage" type of film that was filming and all of them are just actors.
M. Night makes a cameo as the director who says cut, it's a wrap.
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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Posted: Fri, 24th Apr 2015 12:35 Post subject: |
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naaa it will be vampires, the kids hear screaming etc. which is the grandparents protecting them from the vampires.
the kids try to escape their grandparents who they think are serial killers and get done in by the vampires.
The night is dark and the road is long. Come on dead men, return to your homes.
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Posted: Fri, 24th Apr 2015 14:11 Post subject: |
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From the Firector of The Last Airbender and After Earth
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Posted: Wed, 9th Sep 2015 20:21 Post subject: |
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_visit_2015/
57% for now.
Couple of reviews:
http://variety.com/2015/film/reviews/the-visit-review-m-night-shyamalan-1201588567/
Quote: | Heavier on comic relief (most of it intentional) than genuine scares, this low-budget oddity could score decent opening weekend B.O. and ultimately find a cult following thanks to its freakier twists and turns, but hardly represents a return to form for its one-time Oscar-nominated auteur. |
http://www.thewrap.com/the-visit-review-m-night-shyamalan-olivia-dejonge-ed-oxenbould/
Quote: | Short but too simple, startling but never terrifying, “The Visit” may make a little money, but it does not mark a return to long-lost greatness for Shyamalan; instead, it’s more of the same, presented on a smaller, cheaper canvas where you can see every flaw all the more clearly. |
Maybe in the next one 
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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Posted: Thu, 10th Sep 2015 01:46 Post subject: |
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wow so they're focusing on his past work
he hasn't really done any horror though.
thriller, yeah.
but this is a new venue for him.
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Posted: Fri, 25th Sep 2015 09:20 Post subject: |
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The.Visit.2015.720p.HC.HDRip.X264.AC3-EVO
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Posted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 06:16 Post subject: |
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Saw it at the cinema earlier. It was not what I expected having not even seen the trailers previously. It was pretty original and surprisingly entertaining. The twist was great but the end was disappointing and it had so much more potential I think.
VonMisk wrote: | WaldoJ wrote: | no grandparents are dead after 930 the house becomes a living breathing feeding thing and the only safe people are in that one particular bedroom. the kids find out when they open the bedroom door after hearing shrieks and howls only to find bodies being mangled in front of them. their grandparents standing above them hacking them to pieces while a monstrous hole opens in the floor moaning in hunger. they throw the body parts inside.
also after 930 the house turns into a hunted house in a different city (a satanic wormhole) each night a different house and each night new victims for the house. it's the only way the grandparents can stay alive to see their grandkids. the kids end up helping their grandparents but find out that they too are dead as their week long stay was really long and the first couple that died in the house was them. |
Film it! |
+1!
May the NFOrce be with you always.
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Posted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 06:40 Post subject: |
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Well anything is an improvement over that ridiculous killer tree bullshit movie he did.
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Posted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 12:48 Post subject: |
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This is the first movie ever that I see it has a good quality copy available but no one has created subtitles for it. Weird.
I just checked, it has made $60M on a $5M budget, that's very good. It is the most profitable (BO/budget) movie he has made since The Sixth Sense. Career saved 
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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Posted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 21:45 Post subject: |
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piece of crap movie 
Sin317 wrote: | while you can't "turn gay", you can cut off your balls. believe me, you'll never think of women again. |
zmed wrote: | Or just a defense mechanism. If you fart, you'll most definitely smell it so your brain tells you it ain't bad as strangerfarts. |
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Posted: Tue, 15th Dec 2015 11:55 Post subject: |
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The Visit 2015 720p WEB-DL X264 AC3-EVO
May the NFOrce be with you always.
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