my colleague thinks she's smart. need a prank,.
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bloodian




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:01    Post subject: my colleague thinks she's smart. need a prank,.
my colleague (female) set the wallpaper on my mac to some fat bitch on a bike.

need a prank.

my best idea: zip tying EVERYTHING in her office. Anyone got a better idea ?
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:08    Post subject:
Fuck her in the butt.
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:19    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:24    Post subject:
Fucking in the butt is the best prank ever, just do her from behind normally and then go p2a without warning or lube. Satisfaction guaranteed! Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:27    Post subject:
make a screenshot of her desktop, remove all the actual icons then use the screenshot as background wallpaper
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:30    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:34    Post subject:
Shocktrooper wrote:
make a screenshot of her desktop, remove all the actual icons then use the screenshot as background wallpaper

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This is cruel but very effective. Very Happy
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bloodian




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:45    Post subject:
hahahhahaha yeah, fuckin in the butt is a nice family prank everyone with a dick can do... but i think I'll pass

i think she's smarter than me and has a password on her computer account
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bloodian




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:46    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
http://youtu.be/WgmyxD_RPDY

Post results !


come on. You can clearly see there's a tape in your way Wink
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:57    Post subject:
Superglue every item in her office


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 00:11    Post subject:
1. Cut 3/4 of the way thru the outer tubing her brake lines on her car, but only on 3 wheels leaving one of the front ones intact..so pulling out and stopping at low speed won't give it away.
when she goes to stop from highspeed the car wont have the braking power as 3 lines burst and pull HARD to one side as only one wheel locks up sliding her into the guardrail at high speed (or on coming traffic depending on which side you leave intact..your choice on that).

2. Follow her on the way home and wait for it to happen

3. Drive by leaning out the window yelling "OWNED!" and drive off..


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 00:36    Post subject:
Whatever you do... don't take it too far. Usually people 'pranking' go way too far, so don't.
Keep it light and funny.


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 01:01    Post subject:
Morphineus wrote:
Whatever you do... don't take it too far. Usually people 'pranking' go way too far, so don't.
Keep it light and funny.

Yea, hopefully you take my suggestion as a joke..don't actually do that...


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 01:13    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
Yea, hopefully you take my suggestion as a joke..don't actually do that...

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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 01:17    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
1. Cut 3/4 of the way thru the outer tubing her brake lines on her car, but only on 3 wheels leaving one of the front ones intact..so pulling out and stopping at low speed won't give it away.
when she goes to stop from highspeed the car wont have the braking power as 3 lines burst and pull HARD to one side as only one wheel locks up sliding her into the guardrail at high speed (or on coming traffic depending on which side you leave intact..your choice on that).

2. Follow her on the way home and wait for it to happen

3. Drive by leaning out the window yelling "OWNED!" and drive off..
He told me to do it on an internet forum, your honor Cool Face


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 01:52    Post subject:
Shocktrooper wrote:
make a screenshot of her desktop, remove all the actual icons then use the screenshot as background wallpaper

did it to my gf, she kept reseting her laptop, until i said stahhhpp Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 03:23    Post subject:
I once put a piece of paper on the USB plug of the mouse Very Happy

Other times i just flipped the whole screen in the display settings, some people really cant handle that Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 03:42    Post subject:
If she uses MS Word regularly, edit the AutoCorrect dictionary so it adds random swear words, like she has Tourette's.


chiv wrote:
don't quote me on that
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 04:01    Post subject:
Invite her to a party with all your mates, then gang rape her, take a pic, set it as her desktop Wink
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 09:05    Post subject:
Fill every inch of available space with drinking cups and fill them with water.
Did that to a colleague-buddy of mine. Needless to say, rage ensued. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 09:59    Post subject:


Do it.
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 11:12    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Fuck her in the butt.


yep

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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 12:19    Post subject:
put postit stickers on everything. variant, get toilet paper put it around everything.
superglue mouse on desk.
get an 500m fishing line go nuts with chair, lamp, keyboard and so.
polistiren for package. go nuts.
put mouse/keyboard/cam/pens/whatever in kitchen gel (?) l.e. jelly.
get a winter spray, go nuts.

an elaborated one (did that once):
get an identical keyboard, open it, put cotton and clover seeds (from bio shops, smaller ones) between buttons, wet regularry, in 1-2 weeks should be a forest. replace the keyboard.
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 13:18    Post subject:
scaramonga wrote:
Invite her to a party with all your mates, then gang rape her, take a pic, set it as her desktop Wink
He already told that she has a password on her computer Rolling Eyes

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Take a small piece of paper and tape it under the infrared/laser sensor of her mouse Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 15:23    Post subject:
Let's see ...

- change her outgoing name on her emails to "Your Highness Queen ..."
- change all the shortcuts of her programs - if you're crafty, you can download free software for kids that replaces her "adult" software <.<
- create tasks in Task Scheduler that opens software when she uses certain key presses or at timed intervals
etc.

You can be really creative but it depends on how far you like to take it Wink. For example, I created a task on a colleague's PC that would change his keyboard layout to that of a foreign country and this every two hours so even if he changed it back, it would return to the wrong setup. He thought he had a virus Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 16:15    Post subject:
- empty her stapler everytime she leaves the office
- if she has her own printer, do the same with the paper
- or /and if she has multiple drawers with different kind of papers, turn around the papers or just some in the middle
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 16:17    Post subject:
He doesn't have access to the PC, or some of those would be great.

IF he had access I was going to suggest the thing of making a bat file with:
shutdown -r -t 00

add it to the startup reg keys and watch the fun. as they have no idea why soon as it gets to desktop it reboots.. in an endless loop. And unless they are computer savvy can't figure out a way to stop it before it does it again.

Or if you dont have access to the computer as in its locked..you got access to the box itself?
Slap a wireless keyboard/mouse dongle in the back..sit around the corner and slap all over the keyboard when shes write mails (or be more subtle and just a random letter every now and then). And randomly using your wireless mouse to close things.


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 17:13    Post subject:
Slit a hole in her office chair and put pins inside.
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 17:31    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Slit a hole in her office chair and put pins inside.


...or just slit her throat Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 17:53    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
Slit a hole in her office chair and put pins inside.


...or just slit her throat Smile

Using only his nails.
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