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 Posted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:01 Post subject: my colleague thinks she's smart. need a prank,. |
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my colleague (female) set the wallpaper on my mac to some fat bitch on a bike.
need a prank.
my best idea: zip tying EVERYTHING in her office. Anyone got a better idea ?
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| Posted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:08 Post subject: |
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LeoNatan
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Neon
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| Posted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:27 Post subject: |
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make a screenshot of her desktop, remove all the actual icons then use the screenshot as background wallpaper
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Nalo
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| Posted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:30 Post subject: |
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Last edited by Nalo on Wed, 3rd Jul 2024 06:15; edited 2 times in total
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:34 Post subject: |
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| Shocktrooper wrote: | | make a screenshot of her desktop, remove all the actual icons then use the screenshot as background wallpaper |
This is cruel but very effective.  |
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| Posted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:45 Post subject: |
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hahahhahaha yeah, fuckin in the butt is a nice family prank everyone with a dick can do... but i think I'll pass
i think she's smarter than me and has a password on her computer account
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vaifan1986
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| Posted: Tue, 9th Dec 2014 23:57 Post subject: |
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Superglue every item in her office
Micek:
i7 4790K @ 4.6GHz- Gigabyte Z97X-Gaming 3 - 980 WF3 \o/ - 16GB Corsair - WD 4TB - Mountain of SSDs - Dell UltraSharp U2414H 24''
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1. Cut 3/4 of the way thru the outer tubing her brake lines on her car, but only on 3 wheels leaving one of the front ones intact..so pulling out and stopping at low speed won't give it away.
when she goes to stop from highspeed the car wont have the braking power as 3 lines burst and pull HARD to one side as only one wheel locks up sliding her into the guardrail at high speed (or on coming traffic depending on which side you leave intact..your choice on that).
2. Follow her on the way home and wait for it to happen
3. Drive by leaning out the window yelling "OWNED!" and drive off..
-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf
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Morphineus
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| Posted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 00:36 Post subject: |
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Whatever you do... don't take it too far. Usually people 'pranking' go way too far, so don't.
Keep it light and funny.
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DXWarlock
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| Posted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 01:01 Post subject: |
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| Morphineus wrote: | Whatever you do... don't take it too far. Usually people 'pranking' go way too far, so don't.
Keep it light and funny. |
Yea, hopefully you take my suggestion as a joke..don't actually do that...
-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 01:13 Post subject: |
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| DXWarlock wrote: | | Yea, hopefully you take my suggestion as a joke..don't actually do that... |
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| Posted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 01:17 Post subject: |
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| DXWarlock wrote: | 1. Cut 3/4 of the way thru the outer tubing her brake lines on her car, but only on 3 wheels leaving one of the front ones intact..so pulling out and stopping at low speed won't give it away.
when she goes to stop from highspeed the car wont have the braking power as 3 lines burst and pull HARD to one side as only one wheel locks up sliding her into the guardrail at high speed (or on coming traffic depending on which side you leave intact..your choice on that).
2. Follow her on the way home and wait for it to happen
3. Drive by leaning out the window yelling "OWNED!" and drive off.. |
He told me to do it on an internet forum, your honor 
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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| Posted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 03:42 Post subject: |
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If she uses MS Word regularly, edit the AutoCorrect dictionary so it adds random swear words, like she has Tourette's.
| chiv wrote: | | don't quote me on that |
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| Posted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 09:59 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 12:19 Post subject: |
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put postit stickers on everything. variant, get toilet paper put it around everything.
superglue mouse on desk.
get an 500m fishing line go nuts with chair, lamp, keyboard and so.
polistiren for package. go nuts.
put mouse/keyboard/cam/pens/whatever in kitchen gel (?) l.e. jelly.
get a winter spray, go nuts.
an elaborated one (did that once):
get an identical keyboard, open it, put cotton and clover seeds (from bio shops, smaller ones) between buttons, wet regularry, in 1-2 weeks should be a forest. replace the keyboard.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/82832950@N00/265231749
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| Posted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 13:18 Post subject: |
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| scaramonga wrote: | Invite her to a party with all your mates, then gang rape her, take a pic, set it as her desktop  |
He already told that she has a password on her computer 
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Take a small piece of paper and tape it under the infrared/laser sensor of her mouse  |
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| Posted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 16:15 Post subject: |
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- empty her stapler everytime she leaves the office
- if she has her own printer, do the same with the paper
- or /and if she has multiple drawers with different kind of papers, turn around the papers or just some in the middle
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DXWarlock
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| Posted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 16:17 Post subject: |
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He doesn't have access to the PC, or some of those would be great.
IF he had access I was going to suggest the thing of making a bat file with:
shutdown -r -t 00
add it to the startup reg keys and watch the fun. as they have no idea why soon as it gets to desktop it reboots.. in an endless loop. And unless they are computer savvy can't figure out a way to stop it before it does it again.
Or if you dont have access to the computer as in its locked..you got access to the box itself?
Slap a wireless keyboard/mouse dongle in the back..sit around the corner and slap all over the keyboard when shes write mails (or be more subtle and just a random letter every now and then). And randomly using your wireless mouse to close things.
-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf
Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
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| Posted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 17:13 Post subject: |
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Slit a hole in her office chair and put pins inside.
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