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doobzilla




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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jan 2014 17:48    Post subject:
xDBS wrote:
In America generally if you win a car you can't sell it for about a year because of the contract you sign, especially the price if right.. And she will probably keep it. It's not like you have to pay all kinds of taxes over here for owning a car that does 16mpg, because, well, you don't.


But you do have to pay taxes on any form of income. And income from winnings is taxed at a significantly higher rate.

In high (secondary) school, I won a trip to Atlanta and $1000 cash (total value of the trip was ~$4300, iirc) for writing a script to a news story in a program called "News 101" where students write and produce news segments. When it was all said and done, I owed $795 in taxes for the trip and money. Luckily, my dad was smart enough to make me hold onto that cash so I could pay the taxes or else I would've been screwed.

Not to mention the fact that this would surely bump her into a higher tax bracket thus causing her to be taxed at a higher rate on the rest of her income/earnings.

When it's all said and done, if they'll let you take a cash equivalent, you should always do that. Or just don't try and win paltry sums like this; go for the multi-million dollar payout...


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Thanks for the idea Lutz!
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jan 2014 17:52    Post subject:
VonMisk wrote:



she is scary, creepy and looks like on drugs


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couleur
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jan 2014 18:02    Post subject:
That reminds of the mom in Requiem for a dream. Scary people.


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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jan 2014 18:30    Post subject:


So Much Win So Much Win So Much Win


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Sin317
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jan 2014 21:53    Post subject:
http://coub.com/view/56dku600


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 00:08    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 00:39    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm8IIyjNwWw

"The plane is going down, spiraling into the ocean!" lol wut I guess she has no clue what "spiraling" means. Laughing
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RatKing




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 03:44    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:


Like this.



Listen to the chorus.


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 12:50    Post subject:
http://vimeo.com/55028438


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 12:52    Post subject:
madness wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvLaTupw-hk


Whoa.
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 13:07    Post subject:
madness wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvLaTupw-hk


That's a good one.


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 13:21    Post subject:


He usually really push his luck and act like a turd..but this one made me laugh.


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 20:07    Post subject:


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 20:59    Post subject:
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Zotten




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 21:20    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:


He usually really push his luck and act like a turd..but this one made me laugh.


This made you laugh how, exactly ?

To me it's far from funny ... .
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 22:18    Post subject:
Zotten wrote:
Ankh wrote:


He usually really push his luck and act like a turd..but this one made me laugh.


This made you laugh how, exactly ?

To me it's far from funny ... .


Well, it started with i inhaled some air and then I opened my mouth and some kind of weird sound which I later identified as laugh came out.

You know, we all have different things we laugh at. Its as easy as that.


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 22:33    Post subject:
Zotten wrote:
Ankh wrote:


He usually really push his luck and act like a turd..but this one made me laugh.


This made you laugh how, exactly ?

To me it's far from funny ... .


Well, you have to admit it's funny especially the part when he brought them at the immigration office building. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 22:48    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:


Well, it started with i inhaled some air and then I opened my mouth and some kind of weird sound which I later identified as laugh came out.

You know, we all have different things we laugh at. Its as easy as that.


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I guess it's just not my kind of thing then Smile
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 22:55    Post subject:
paxsali wrote:
How to double the profit...

Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jan 2014 23:53    Post subject:
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jan 2014 01:51    Post subject:
Zotten wrote:
Ankh wrote:


Well, it started with i inhaled some air and then I opened my mouth and some kind of weird sound which I later identified as laugh came out.

You know, we all have different things we laugh at. Its as easy as that.


Touché Very Happy

I guess it's just not my kind of thing then Smile




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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jan 2014 04:06    Post subject:
So I was watching the (brazilian) news channel (globo news) and this came up in the economy report (it's a graphic showing the yearly inflation rate, and the guy was saying how bad the situation is now because the government lost control)...


globo=brazilian fox news.
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jan 2014 04:15    Post subject:
Laughing


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jan 2014 04:59    Post subject:
LOL Laughing I don't even..
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