Just went to go drop my mid-day deuce at work, I enter the stall, the toilet is full of nasty gooey shit, some smeared on the seat....and half a roll of wet toilet paper is unraveled all over the floor. Fuck this place.
People suck....
I'm just gonna hold it till I get home :/
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my private bathroom has shit marks over it too :/ damn flat mate (who's a girl!!!) left skid marks twice a row. How the fuck do u go telling a girl to clean her shit up after herself. She is like a damn diva otherwise, but cant pick up a fucking scrub to clean after her...
I never use public bathrooms for shitting. I once managed to hold a shit for three days because I was on a music festival, when I returned home it felt like an enema
I never use public bathrooms for shitting. I once managed to hold a shit for three days because I was on a music festival, when I returned home it felt like an enema
Why didn't you try taking your dump without your buttocks touching the toilet seat?
I never use public bathrooms for shitting. I once managed to hold a shit for three days because I was on a music festival, when I returned home it felt like an enema
You pussy...
Should have shat in the middle of the woods like a boss
boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
Haha, at work I just use the bathroom for handicapped people. It's clean, it's large and there I can take my dump in peace. And I leave it clean behind!
Aye I always try to avoid public toilets. Taking a dump seems to be very difficult judging by all the morons messing it up. Even at working places, don't want to know how it looks in those peoples home tbh.
@ Neon, LMFAO! that must have been a shit of all shits then
Well... after holding it, I get home and only squeeze out only a nuggets worth... the rest must be retaliating against my body now since I held it for so long. It must be coming men.
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When I am in the city (Manhattan), I try to look for either Mcdonalds or Subway to take the shit. They are usually clean but nothing beats like a good dump at home.
I once had to use bathroom at subway and like EWWWWWWWWWWW, but luckily it was only to take a piss.
@ Neon, LMFAO! that must have been a shit of all shits then
Well... after holding it, I get home and only squeeze out only a nuggets worth... the rest must be retaliating against my body now since I held it for so long. It must be coming men.
Usually when I really need to eject them bodily fluids and I'm not too desperate I avoid the most crowded places and focus on "decently looking" bars and stores that appear to be clean enough, but sometimes it's really impossible and one has to give up...like that time when I went to a uber-crowded football match and there were only 5 portable toilets available for foreign supporters..the horror
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