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tw1st




Posts: 6112
Location: New Jersey
PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 20:21    Post subject: Public Bathroom
Maaaaaaaaan!

Just went to go drop my mid-day deuce at work, I enter the stall, the toilet is full of nasty gooey shit, some smeared on the seat....and half a roll of wet toilet paper is unraveled all over the floor. Fuck this place.

People suck....

I'm just gonna hold it till I get home :/


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kazemaky




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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 20:27    Post subject:
my private bathroom has shit marks over it too :/ damn flat mate (who's a girl!!!) left skid marks twice a row. How the fuck do u go telling a girl to clean her shit up after herself. She is like a damn diva otherwise, but cant pick up a fucking scrub to clean after her...


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 20:28    Post subject:
But you're the shittiest guy on the forum. You're not supposed to have problems with such a situation.
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tw1st




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Location: New Jersey
PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 20:29    Post subject:
I could do the old squat method, but it's just to gross in there right now.

I feel bad for our janitor that has to literally "deal with that shit" tomorrow.

@ human, lmfao! Ya I guess I shouldn't but it's another mans poo Sad


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Nalo
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 21:14    Post subject:
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 21:16    Post subject:
Yeah, I stopped using public toilets for number 2 long time ago. People are just dirty assholes. Laughing
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Airbag




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Location: The Netherlands
PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 22:26    Post subject:
I work at a gas station. We have a public toilet. Pity me Sad
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Neon
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Location: Poland
PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 22:42    Post subject:
I never use public bathrooms for shitting. I once managed to hold a shit for three days because I was on a music festival, when I returned home it felt like an enema Laughing
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 22:45    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
I never use public bathrooms for shitting. I once managed to hold a shit for three days because I was on a music festival, when I returned home it felt like an enema Laughing

Why didn't you try taking your dump without your buttocks touching the toilet seat?
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 22:56    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
I never use public bathrooms for shitting. I once managed to hold a shit for three days because I was on a music festival, when I returned home it felt like an enema Laughing
You pussy...
Should have shat in the middle of the woods like a boss Fuck Yeah


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BLaM!
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Location: Germany
PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 23:01    Post subject:
we had one thread about shiting myself but I can't find it..it was hilarious.. Laughing I rarely use public bathroom btw..
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Aeon




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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 23:10    Post subject:
Haha, at work I just use the bathroom for handicapped people. It's clean, it's large and there I can take my dump in peace. And I leave it clean behind!


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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 23:12    Post subject:
Aye I always try to avoid public toilets. Taking a dump seems to be very difficult judging by all the morons messing it up. Even at working places, don't want to know how it looks in those peoples home tbh.


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tw1st




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Location: New Jersey
PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 23:15    Post subject:
@ Neon, LMFAO! that must have been a shit of all shits then Laughing

Well... after holding it, I get home and only squeeze out only a nuggets worth... the rest must be retaliating against my body now since I held it for so long. It must be coming men.


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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Apr 2013 23:17    Post subject:
When I am in the city (Manhattan), I try to look for either Mcdonalds or Subway to take the shit. They are usually clean but nothing beats like a good dump at home.

I once had to use bathroom at subway and like EWWWWWWWWWWW, but luckily it was only to take a piss.


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fable2




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Apr 2013 00:03    Post subject:
tw1st wrote:
@ Neon, LMFAO! that must have been a shit of all shits then Laughing

Well... after holding it, I get home and only squeeze out only a nuggets worth... the rest must be retaliating against my body now since I held it for so long. It must be coming men.


watch out for explosive diarrhea later Laughing
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ixigia
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Location: Italy
PostPosted: Thu, 11th Apr 2013 00:11    Post subject:
Usually when I really need to eject them bodily fluids and I'm not too desperate I avoid the most crowded places and focus on "decently looking" bars and stores that appear to be clean enough, but sometimes it's really impossible and one has to give up...like that time when I went to a uber-crowded football match and there were only 5 portable toilets available for foreign supporters..the horror
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Apr 2013 01:03    Post subject:
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Apr 2013 01:58    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
But you're the shittiest guy on the forum. You're not supposed to have problems with such a situation.
who gives a shit what she looks like. Tell her to clean up after herself. You will be doing her a favor by saving her future sex life.
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speedgear




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Apr 2013 10:44    Post subject:


Sin317 wrote:
while you can't "turn gay", you can cut off your balls. believe me, you'll never think of women again.


zmed wrote:
Or just a defense mechanism. If you fart, you'll most definitely smell it so your brain tells you it ain't bad as strangerfarts.
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Raccoon




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Location: Poland
PostPosted: Fri, 12th Apr 2013 06:12    Post subject:
Another kinda related YouTube video:



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Fuck Polish government for oppressing women!

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