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Divvy




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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 04:51    Post subject: Modern gaming.
Fuck modern gaming. It's conceived by money-grabbing little cunts who are happy to violently rape beloved gaming series and leave them bleeding and weeping in a dark cold alleyway just to produce a new ugly autistic bastard child for the general public to stare at and forget about. Fuck them all and I hope they develop explosive testicular cancer.
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 04:58    Post subject:
fuck modern gamers. These fucktards are more than happy to keep throwing money hand over fist to developers, reinforcing their beliefs that mainstream simple game-making and shitloads of overpriced and content-light dlc is what the people want and are happy to play. Fuck them all and I hope they develop boneitis


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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 07:21    Post subject:
Welcome to 2012.. or the 3rd millennia for that matter.


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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 13:33    Post subject:
*Gets his pitchfork out of the barn*

Tay tuk ur gamez!1!1!1
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 13:38    Post subject:
Fuck modern games like Skyrim or Max Payne3 or Alan Wake or Binary Domain or ... wait what?

Only - fuck dlc and micro transations


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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 13:39    Post subject:
I find it curious KC used only generally accepted modern games in his example.
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 13:47    Post subject:
You guys are overreacting about this.

Don't want to play CoD short linear campaign or noob friendly Hitman then don't duh


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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 13:52    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
Fuck modern games like Skyrim or Max Payne3 or Alan Wake


Yep, fuck'em all equally. Skyrim is just basically broken, Max Payne 3 doesn't even let me play the game and Alan Wake is a retarded shadow of what it originally set out to be.
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 13:57    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
You guys are overreacting about this.

Don't want to play CoD short linear campaign or noob friendly Hitman then don't duh


But if the developers didn't make CoD they might make another game which i liked instead.
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 13:58    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
But if the developers didn't make CoD they might make another game which i liked instead.


Take that back! Nothing good can spawn from those minds!
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 14:03    Post subject:
whats there to lose in them trying? Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 14:04    Post subject:
Money. INFINITE MONEY!
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 16:00    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
Fuck modern games like Skyrim or Max Payne3 or Alan Wake or Binary Domain or ... wait what?

Only - fuck dlc and micro transations


Alan Wake is actually a pretty decent example.
I was interested in Alan Wake way back when there was a trailer with a tornado and them explaining how quad core pcs would be used to make all that possible. And it looked awesome.
And then it went to the consoles because.. money.
It turned out to be a decent game, but how long did it take them to make the pc port?.. Yup, almost 2 years. Only when the console version can be picked up in a discount bin. Where I got mine for 7,50 or something, cause thats all they deserve for making me hope. Just like Bungie and the crap they pulled with the first Halo.
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 16:03    Post subject:
yeah it's sad but games are soo expensive to make nowadays


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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 18:11    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
yeah it's sad but games are soo expensive to make nowadays
LOL LOL LOL

One more who believes in this bullshit...
Witcher 2 and Divinity 2, two kickass games that AFAIK cost less overall less than $8M to make and (probably) advertise.

herpaderpa 'murican produced "AAA" games sure, although that's more poor management than anything else IMO (like BF3... $60M blown in advertising and that was just BEFORE it's release, or SWTOR's ridiculous budget).


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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 18:18    Post subject:
Less than $8M ... peanuts ....
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 18:22    Post subject:
ofcourse modern games are so expensive, somebody needs to pay all those international assistant managing QA director-vice president localization project managers of marketing strategy and public relations departments

take 30min of your time and watch some Ubisoft game credits then you know what I mean
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 18:33    Post subject:
flipp wrote:
Less than $8M ... peanuts ....
Laughing

But that also includes creating the engine behind TW2 pretty much from scratch... think about it Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 18:54    Post subject:
After some extremely dark years I'm feeling that 'modern gaming' is fortunately taking (or trying to take) a right direction, at least on PC, and that is thanks to Kickstarter, Indie Gaming and developers with some dignity left.

The constant streamilization process is obviously still very common though, (mostly in AAA games) so you either try to adapt (like I'm doing, quite successfully) or just focus on the niche side of gaming.

As for dumb games (and gamers), massive DLC policy, awesome buttons and franchises going to the dogs..well there's not much to do. Laughing These are like a cancer that will always be present, but as long as it stays "isolated" I can live with that..sort of.
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