50 Remakes Incomming
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Hellifant




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 12:02    Post subject: 50 Remakes Incomming
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VonMisk




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 12:21    Post subject:
What's wrong with actors in Mad Max. Tom Hardy can play tough guys so IMHO he is valid choice for Max. And Charlize can play evil bitches.

Better look at the cast for Evil Dead.
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chiv




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 13:05    Post subject:
yeah i agree, tom hardy is an enjoyable actor, i dont get his problem... perhaps he would have preferred shia labeouf or sam worthington i guess...

also i didnt think heavy metal was a remake.... i thought they were doing a new collection of story segments. a remake would be so utterly pointless...

and escape from new york? they already remade that. they called it lockout Razz



also, not on that list...


theyre doing a live action/cgi remake of the brave little toaster Sad fucking hollywood, man...


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 14:37    Post subject:
About Heavy Metal - They made a TV series with stories from the original french magazine - it's called Metal Hurlant Chronicles.


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 16:15    Post subject:
I've just finished reading the list and I don't want to live on this planet anymore
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chiv




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 16:37    Post subject:
meh

i still definately want to see dredd and im kinda interested in fury road.

seven samurai remake actually pisses me off though. everyone knows its been reimagined for western cinema and tv MANY times, but to go back AGAIN once more and take the idea but this time put in even LESS originality and finally just up and directly rip it off by flat out doing a samurai remake... oh man...

also the crow remake makes NO sense, since each film in the franchise had the same premise but with a different character... for fucks sake just make a NEW crow film, theres no need to reuse the draven character. ditto with highlander, just make a NEW highlander film... every one in the franchise was effectively a reboot, so why not just do another one in the same vein.


I WILL SAY that i actually do kinda want to see what they can do with pet semetary to be honest. i mean the films old enough that its not unreasonable to take another shot at a movie based on the book.


and i feel ashamed for saying it, but the starship troopers remake has me interested.... i mean its an alien battle film ffs, how could i not be atleast slightly interested in it, even if i do dearly love the original and think a remake is pointless.

THAT SAID, the movie was wildly different from the book, so if they decide to do a movie closer to that, then why the fuck not? it'd be a massively different film... im definately going to wait until i know more (and no that wasnt a pun, dammit)




ill tell you what SHOULD be on this list. fucking remake waterworld! hollywood should go back and look at ideas that were kinda ok but not well done, and go remake THOSE. there are SO many good-but-not-great ideas that were not well executed that would be PERFECT for reattempts, and not only would people not care theyd WELCOME them...


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inz




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 16:43    Post subject:
I'd be surprised if even half of those actually do come out - scripts are ordered and actors get attached to projects all the time, doesn't mean they'll get made.
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monk3ybusin3ss




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 16:47    Post subject:
Isn't Taken a sort of modernized remake of Commando?
Ex something, kills everyone in his way to get his kidnapped daughter back.
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chiv




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 17:00    Post subject:
just because something has the same concept, doesnt make it a pseudo remake...

when the guy is some kind of retired army TANK, and his daughter gets kidnapped and he gets her back with a rocket launcher and hanging dudes off of roof tops by holding their leg in his hand, THEN its a remake.


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monk3ybusin3ss




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 17:28    Post subject:
You saying Neeson is not a tank in Taken? Very Happy
That's why i wrote modernized version. In the 80s it was all gun blazing Rambo style. Today it is Bourne ninja high tech karate style.
Just saying that when/if they remake Commando, it might be very similar to Taken.
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fenris




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 17:39    Post subject:
akira, the crow, death wish, american werewolf, starship troopers, evil dead

no way

they will destroy my memories of the good old cinema movies Crying or Very sad

btw

evil dead : it's a femme fatale doing the demon-slaying Rolling Eyes
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dr-nix




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 18:00    Post subject:
Why would you remake movies like Mad Max, WarGames and so on.......i couldn't read the whole list it fucking started hurting while reading it. I'm being serious about that. I don't want remakes of alot of these movies.

Wtf is wrong with the ppl in charge, fucking greed is going to destroy the movie industry.


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chiv




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 18:05    Post subject:
reason theyre remaking mad max is because i think they believe gibson is too old to continue the franchise as they originally intended...

i do agree wargames is kinda pointless to remake. back when it was made, it was a cool adventure story and it atleast didnt seem like a silly story.

these days, itd just be too fucking stupid. hey everyone, a 12 year old hacked skynet. no, honestly. stop laughing. hes like a super genius and he haxed the military!! and hes goign to teach skynet the value of human life by playing world of warcraft with it!!


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 18:07    Post subject:
LOL at "Annie" starring Will Smith's daughter.

Most actors work their asses off tryng to break through, they work jobs and audition while honing their craft.

These little shits just ask mommy and daddy to buy them movie roles. Pathetic.


"I think Call of Duty resonates because it's believable and relatable," Sledgehammer Games cofounder Michael Condrey says.

Believable and relatable...Yep, sounds like Call of Duty
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VonMisk




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 18:15    Post subject:
Mad Max was supposed to be a 4 part but Mel got old and craaaazzzy so they are making remake/restart. And I don't think that it would be Mad Max 1 remake.

The thing with remakes is that they are easier to make (just rape the existing idea) and easier to cash in on them (ppl want to see it because they heard about the old one, have some memories with them).

But Evil Dead - I cry everytime I think about what they did with that badass series with badass hero.


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 18:32    Post subject:
Ryan Reynolds as the Highlander.

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4treyu




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 19:22    Post subject:
I generally hate remakes but a remake of War Games in these times if well done could be very interesting.

Remakes of Escape from New York or The Warriors on the other hand.... nothing good can come out of that (just to name two of them) :\
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chiv




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 19:54    Post subject:
are you saying lockout wasnt a fun movie? because as i said, thats pretty much an escape from new york remake...


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 21:51    Post subject:
Personally I look forward to most remakes. Why? Cos even if they turn out to be shite I can just ignore them and stick to the original Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Sep 2012 23:24    Post subject:
oldboy and death note remakes? ... please, don't do it !
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Exclusive: Universal Pictures is setting Len Wiseman to direct The Mummy, the reboot of a franchise whose most recent incarnation grossed $1.25 billion over three films



FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuuuu

ok sure the third film was shit, but it doesnt need a reboot dammit...


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djaoni




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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Sep 2012 06:27    Post subject:
They're remaking the remake of The Mummy? Why can't it stop? Soon there'll be a new remake of every (popular) movie, every year.
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chiv




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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Sep 2012 06:57    Post subject:
you know whats coming though, dont you. some fucker is eventually gonna say it at a meeting..


hey guys... why dont we remake lord of the rings? that made a fuckload of money...


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Sep 2012 11:14    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
you know whats coming though, dont you. some fucker is eventually gonna say it at a meeting..


hey guys... why dont we remake lord of the rings? that made a fuckload of money...


I wouldnt mind a remake if it was 100% animated. Would be nice to see what they could do - but I do get what you mean. The movie doesnt need a remake.


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Sep 2012 11:30    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
chiv wrote:
you know whats coming though, dont you. some fucker is eventually gonna say it at a meeting..


hey guys... why dont we remake lord of the rings? that made a fuckload of money...


I wouldnt mind a remake if it was 100% animated. Would be nice to see what they could do - but I do get what you mean. The movie doesnt need a remake.


Your wish is granted

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monk3ybusin3ss




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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Sep 2012 12:44    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
Exclusive: Universal Pictures is setting Len Wiseman to direct The Mummy, the reboot of a franchise whose most recent incarnation grossed $1.25 billion over three films



FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuuuu

ok sure the third film was shit, but it doesnt need a reboot dammit...


Mummy Remake Len Wiseman
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Sep 2012 14:20    Post subject:
Kate Beckinsale as Evelyn, Colin Farrell as Rick and Vin Diesel as Imhotep. Laughing


"I think Call of Duty resonates because it's believable and relatable," Sledgehammer Games cofounder Michael Condrey says.

Believable and relatable...Yep, sounds like Call of Duty
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Sep 2012 15:01    Post subject:
EyePatchLives wrote:
Kate Beckinsale as Evelyn
Me Gusta
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Sep 2012 15:03    Post subject:
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