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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 17:08    Post subject:
Epsilon wrote:
Leo I have just the proper cover for your new iPhone, it fits your new status.

Aww so cute Cool Face
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Saner




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 17:11    Post subject:
Lets roll out the Fagg... iPhone jokes.

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Most popular iPhone App of the month:

Public Telephone Box Locator.

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The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.

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If I had a pound for every time someone called me a cunt, I'd buy an iPhone.

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Just bought an iPod Touch. It's just like an iPhone, but you can't make calls.

No, wait, it's exactly like an iPhone.

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Want to make a fashion statement by being one of the first people to own the new iPhone 4?
Make the exact same statement at a much lower cost by simply writing "I'm a dick" on your forehead."

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Schoolboy error, I took my eye off little Maddie for a second and there she was on my mobile trying to phone for help.

Thank fuck I upgraded to the iPhone 4 after all.

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I flipping hate the auto-correct on this iPhone, it changes all the swear words. Who ever came up with auto-correct is a flipping can't!

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How many iPhone users does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them..

One to change the bulb,
The rest to finger their own smug arseholes..


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 17:14    Post subject:
Saner wrote:

Just bought an iPod Touch. It's just like an iPhone, but you can't make calls.

No, wait, it's exactly like an iPhone.


This made me really laugh out loud Very Happy
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 17:19    Post subject:
I made calls all day long Scratch Head
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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 17:42    Post subject:
It's probably different in Israel, here in the states only like one provider carries them (AT&T i think), and the quality is freaking horrendous. I talk to people on their iPhones at my job and it sounds like we're using two cans and a string.
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 17:58    Post subject:
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 18:13    Post subject:
Spazmotic wrote:
here in the states

Smug
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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 18:17    Post subject:
Thumbs down at you, good sir, I say good day to you Razz
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Werelds
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 21:26    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Smug

We need the iSmug, Smug won't do anymore now Leo Sad
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 22:26    Post subject:
?

Laughing
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 22:29    Post subject:
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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 23:09    Post subject:
So leo, guess the phone is starting to grow on you? Smug
Before you know it, you have jailbroken it and downloaded tons of apps Cool Face !
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 23:16    Post subject:
Fuuu I want to JB it now, but it is has a carrier unlock and there is only tethered JB for 4.2.1!! Mad

But the untethered ones should be out soon, so... But I ain't wasting a dime on "apps" or games. Wink
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boysetsfire




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 23:28    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
?

Laughing


hahaha classic
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 23:34    Post subject:


Cool Face


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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Dec 2010 23:49    Post subject:
Laughing


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Dec 2010 00:04    Post subject:


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Dec 2010 00:14    Post subject:
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Dec 2010 00:16    Post subject:
Thanks Leo for having started this thread, it's beyond epic! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Dec 2010 00:43    Post subject:
iNatan, as a candidate within our Humper of the Year, I demand that you place said iProduct within your anus, and announce via your Status that it is there. Even RoflMao has time to achieve this in between his godzilla shits. I expect at least the same from a public official Smile

(Almost drunk)
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Dec 2010 06:39    Post subject:
Hmm I only now realized why RoflMao shits epic logs Laughing


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Werelds
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Dec 2010 10:43    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:

Oh dear lord, that is fantastic Very Happy
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jan 2011 16:16    Post subject:
bump for sabins pleasure
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jan 2011 16:27    Post subject:
Oh believe me mate, I saw it... and I LOL'd for many a day. Welcome to the FGT Side© Very Happy Laughing
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 18:03    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
Ehm.. you'll get the HTC for "free" if you just sell it... see.. you can't stop it. Soon you'll have a macbook

O RLY?
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 18:42    Post subject:
You don't become a sexy duck just by the sexy looks Smug

But why leo? Sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 19:05    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 19:11    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
Ehm.. you'll get the HTC for "free" if you just sell it... see.. you can't stop it. Soon you'll have a macbook

O RLY?

It took you that long to respond. Laughing
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Werelds
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 19:45    Post subject:
He couldn't help it, the Apple restrictions broke his mind, didn't they Leo Laughing
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