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Raccoon




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 06:09    Post subject: 80s 90s stuff
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My God!

Childhood/nostalgia paradise + some more adult stuff

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Some random picks:





<-- Haha! Very Happy

























Seriously, click the link at the top - you won't regret it!

"Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you."

Fuck Polish government for oppressing women!

"People are such awful conversationalists that they’ll interrupt you when you’re answering a question they asked."

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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 08:41    Post subject:
Woooow. So much So Much Win LOL and Me Gusta

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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 08:52    Post subject:
Me Gusta Me Gusta more vintage Me Gusta please

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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 12:49    Post subject:



soo many hours playing this in my spectrum and commodore64

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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 13:27    Post subject:
speedgear wrote:



soo many hours playing this in my spectrum and commodore64


Renegade was freakin' AWESOME! I played that to death on the C64, it was so much better than the home port of Double Dragon - Mastertronic version at least, I was in the UK and couldn't get the awesome Ocean version, which is strange since Ocean are a UK company - and the less said about Final Fight C64, the better Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 14:20    Post subject:


Explosive menstruation! Laughing



I loved those comics. Still want to get them in English some day, but can only find them in Dutch atm Sad
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 19:50    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
speedgear wrote:



soo many hours playing this in my spectrum and commodore64


Renegade was freakin' AWESOME! I played that to death on the C64, it was so much better than the home port of Double Dragon - Mastertronic version at least, I was in the UK and couldn't get the awesome Ocean version, which is strange since Ocean are a UK company - and the less said about Final Fight C64, the better Razz


Awesome thread btw So Much Win

I dont remember Renegade when I had my C64 but I do remember Target Renegade on the Speccy! Very Happy




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 20:30    Post subject:
MORPHINEUS wrote:
I loved those comics. Still want to get them in English some day, but can only find them in Dutch atm Sad


found them in kurwa Sad want English too

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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 21:42    Post subject:
Made me think of:



Awesome music Smile

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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 23:17    Post subject:
The art-style of covers was so much more inspired if compared to today's stuff Very Happy You could clearly see that artists gave zero fucks back then and unleashed all their creativity grinhurt
Some were ridiculous but that was also the beauty of it Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 23:26    Post subject:
i really like those hand drawn covers. Wish they'd use those more these days... Sad

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Raccoon




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Mar 2014 20:46    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
The art-style of covers was so much more inspired if compared to today's stuff Very Happy You could clearly see that artists gave zero fucks back then and unleashed all their creativity grinhurt
Some were ridiculous but that was also the beauty of it Laughing

Often times the illustration, be it cover or poster, was holding more of artistic value than the entire game/movie itself.

It's also funny how shamelessly and hilariously sexist some of the B-movie stuff was back then.

Just read: "In 2021 all women are slaves! All men are their masters!" Fully explicit. Very Happy




"Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you."

Fuck Polish government for oppressing women!

"People are such awful conversationalists that they’ll interrupt you when you’re answering a question they asked."
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2014 01:08    Post subject:
@Raccoon Haha yes!! This is exactly what makes them so great Very Happy
There were absolutely no boundaries to imagination, and no priggishness at all because everything wasn't meant to be taken too seriously Razz
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Raccoon




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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2014 19:32    Post subject:
Retro sci-fi art by John Harris.

You think of retro hard sci-fi, you think of John Harris' work.

(Trust me, you do; even if you think you don't.)

HUGE megalithic structures, soaring towers, blazing stars, futuristic landscapes, gigantic machinery, uncharted alien worlds... Dark, gritty, unsettling.

And among all those things - human. Small, insignificant. Overwhelmed by the sheer MASS and SIZE of its surroundings.





























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Let's not forget about mysticism.

We don't look at the stars without a reason. We want to explore, seek ... Find! Find something significant, important, meaningful. Knowledge? God?

As if the primitive old civilizations held a stronger bond with some ancient powerful force that now hides away from us deeply within the skies.















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Universe is there. With all its miracles and WONDERs.

Waiting for us! Waiting to be discovered.























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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2014 22:00    Post subject:
dat eyecandy

this is my favorite current thread Awesome
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Raccoon




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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Mar 2014 21:45    Post subject:
JahLux wrote:
dat eyecandy

this is my favorite current thread Awesome

Haha! Very Happy Thanks for that comment! Razz

I've stumbled upon John Harris' work only recently while looking for some 80's sci-fi artworks. Then I started digging into it and was absolutely delighted by the quality of his paintings.

I think the fact that these are indeed real paintings makes them even more special. In late 70's / early 80's there obviously was no photoshop, so everything had to be done manually.

Only people really talented in arts were able to create something this unique. Right from the start; without copy/paste, select, apply filter, etc...

Here's imgur gallery link with many, many more amazing illustrations: http://nervousenergy.imgur.com/john_harris_new (<- Click it! Don't be shy! You know you want to. Wink)



And a tribute / homage by some present-day fan:


"Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you."

Fuck Polish government for oppressing women!

"People are such awful conversationalists that they’ll interrupt you when you’re answering a question they asked."
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Mar 2014 22:18    Post subject:
Breathtakingly beautiful So Much Win
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Mar 2014 22:50    Post subject:
Awesome

 Spoiler:
 

Today I didn't even need to use my AK. I gotta say it was a good day. (c) - Ice Cube
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Mar 2014 23:13    Post subject:
Dat John Harris..we should move this thread to the Sexy Selections Frap Frap Guy

edit: wasn't referring to the pussyfoot Laughing
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Raccoon




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Mar 2014 23:45    Post subject:
Waargh, Wat R U Doin? Waargh, pls Stahp! Poker Face

@ixigia Haha! That edit saved you! Mad Razz

Funny thing I haven't noticed it earlier.

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David Mattingly

(I like the idea of black holes looking like dark mirrors.)





























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"Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you."

Fuck Polish government for oppressing women!

"People are such awful conversationalists that they’ll interrupt you when you’re answering a question they asked."

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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Mar 2014 23:56    Post subject:


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Mar 2014 01:52    Post subject:
Damn. Me Gusta

BTW... ixi and firemaster on the last pic? Confused

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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Mar 2014 16:26    Post subject:
Raccoon wrote:
ixigia wrote:
The art-style of covers was so much more inspired if compared to today's stuff Very Happy You could clearly see that artists gave zero fucks back then and unleashed all their creativity grinhurt
Some were ridiculous but that was also the beauty of it Laughing

Often times the illustration, be it cover or poster, was holding more of artistic value than the entire game/movie itself.

It's also funny how shamelessly and hilariously sexist some of the B-movie stuff was back then.

Just read: "In 2021 all women are slaves! All men are their masters!" Fully explicit. Very Happy



I wondered where I saw this. There is a recent release lol



The Slumber Party Massacre 1982 720p BluRay x264-VETO

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Raccoon




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Mar 2014 23:58    Post subject:
Royalgamer06 wrote:
I'm too young for this shit Me Gusta

If you weren't too young for Blood Dragon, you're not too young for this.

However, here's a test for you:

What famous 80's action flick is the "Mark IV Style, motherfucker" GIF reference to?

(Spoilered because it's too flashy.)

 Spoiler:
 


If you know, you can stay. Wink

tonizito wrote:
Damn. Me Gusta

BTW... ixi and firemaster on the last pic? Confused

Haha!

I wonder who is who? Looks like there is master and slave. Very Happy

EDIT: @sabin1981 What's up with your new avatar? What important have I missed?

"Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you."

Fuck Polish government for oppressing women!

"People are such awful conversationalists that they’ll interrupt you when you’re answering a question they asked."

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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Mar 2014 00:07    Post subject:
hint for Royalgamer06: action jackson + conan (dont wanna make it too obvious Razz)

btw this thread brings several tears to my eyes while giving me a hard-on and making my anus tickle Me Gusta

thank you, everyone involved, especially Raccoon for the beautiful retro sci-fi scenery, dont stop tickling my anus Embarassed
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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Mar 2014 11:34    Post subject:
Saw this and thought of this thread Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Mar 2014 12:45    Post subject:
I loved the older hand-painted (Or digitally painted.) box covers, actually boxes too instead of these slim plastic cd covers.

EDIT: There were exceptions of course, this one is pretty famous I believe.




EDIT: Bobby?


( http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/20-most-ridiculous-80s-video-game-covers )
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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Mar 2014 13:28    Post subject:


How I loved that game. Think it was my first console game Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Mar 2014 20:56    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
hint for Royalgamer06: action jackson + conan (dont wanna make it too obvious Razz)

I don't think he's seen Conan. Razz

Quote:
btw this thread brings several tears to my eyes while giving me a hard-on and making my anus tickle Me Gusta

thank you, everyone involved, especially Raccoon for the beautiful retro sci-fi scenery, dont stop tickling my anus Embarassed

I've been thinking for quite a while now how to reply to this post and... the best I can come up with is:
Rest assured that your anus will receive the best of care. Retro sci-fi is my new sexy so there most probably will be more. Smile Stay tuned!

Currently though. I'm working on firing up another pictures thread.

headshot wrote:
Saw this and thought of this thread Smile


Nice addition! Very retro! (And nice girl at the front.)

"Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you."

Fuck Polish government for oppressing women!

"People are such awful conversationalists that they’ll interrupt you when you’re answering a question they asked."
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Apr 2014 21:05    Post subject:
Pulp magazines' covers from somewhere around the 60's Smile

Found here: http://pulpcovers.com/

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Headline quote samples:

She was as money hungry as they come - not even her husband was getting it for free.

For lust's sake!

They tried everything - with everyone!

All Ellen wanted from her man was more... and more often.

Connie begged him to take her body - even after she found out how he would use it.

"Church camp predator"

"Try my couch"

The incredible story of a man and a woman who loved like animals - and were destroyed the same way!

Beautiful and bored she threw a hen party that started with topless bathing suits and ended in bottomless depravity.

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More kinky stuff:




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