Hitchhiking!
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2014 11:01    Post subject: Hitchhiking!
From Poland to Spain Laughing

A certain university is starting it's 6th annual hitchhiking race. 1000 people, 500 pairs, starting on 26th and the finish line closing at 30th. I'm psyched as fuck about it Very Happy

There is one single issue though. I need to find a way to get a free week at work, and that fucker wouldn't go for honesty. I need to lie my ass out.

Ideas?
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Saner




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2014 11:03    Post subject:
sex change operation.


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2014 11:06    Post subject:
That would definitely fit my MO Laughing
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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2014 11:11    Post subject:
Imagine the majority of them will:
- Become sex slaves
- Murdered brutally
- Raped
- Never to be seen again
- Sold into prostitution
or even worse:
- Sellob's new girlfriend Cool Face

Maybe my view on hitchhiking is too much distorted by Hollywood.

You work at a lasertag thing.... I highly doubt anyone would take it that serious that they can't give you a week off


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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2014 11:23    Post subject:
Do you want to get fired? Because that is how you get fired.

Search for another job to start, after you return from the hike?


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Sellob




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2014 11:28    Post subject:
Quote:
Imagine the majority of them will:
- Become sex slaves
- Murdered brutally
- Raped
- Never to be seen again
- Sold into prostitution


You're thinking Uhmerica Laughing That's why everyone is paired.

Quote:
You work at a lasertag thing.... I highly doubt anyone would take it that serious that they can't give you a week off


It brings in serious cash and it's an establishment that pays for maintaining a few other places. I'm the only one working there and experienced enough to do so, since the other guy would be my boss, which is too lazy of a fuck to stand for me for a few days I would take.
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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2014 11:37    Post subject:
Oh it's one of those jobs... where you are actually doing everything and the boss is just well hanging around thinking he's being a boss

No previous vacation workers/temp helpers/friends that could fill in for you?


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Sellob




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2014 11:40    Post subject:
Yes, pretty much to your every point Laughing

Also there is not enough time to find and train anyone new. The hardware, debugging and servicing is too complicated. I'm the only capable person that worked for him so far over the 5 years the business is up (yes, I stopped drinking too) Laughing
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Atropa




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2014 11:49    Post subject:
Why haven't you cleared with work before signing up for this competition?
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2014 11:52    Post subject:
There is no clearing for work here. I'm never allowed to take a time off, so it would be doomed to fail. So fun finishing my shift at 5 AM only to be called back at 8 AM.
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Xenthalon




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2014 13:06    Post subject:
Don't you have a right for vacations? I had that at several student jobs, some were even paid Laughing

Isn't there a way to talk to your boss like a decent human being? As in: hey, I worked without a vacation for the past x months, even did some overtime, I'd really like to take a week off to chillax for a bit, would that be alright with you?

If talking doesn't really help you are pretty much fucked, especially since you apparently already told him about the event and he declined. And when you then just happen to be sick for that exact week, every moron can figure out that you are not actually sick.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2014 15:20    Post subject:
MORPHINEUS wrote:
Imagine the majority of them will:
- Become sex slaves
- Murdered brutally
- Raped
- Never to be seen again
- Sold into prostitution
or even worse:
- Sellob's new girlfriend Cool Face
Laughing Laughing Laughing


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2014 16:36    Post subject:
say the truff if this is something you want to do. do it.
if boss is an asshole and says no say you quit. you can always find another job. a chance like this, comes once in a lifetime (unless you fail and you go on the 7th annual hitchhiking trip)

if you're qualified at the job you're at, you can easily find another.

I hate bosses who want everyone else at their job to be as miserable as they are whilst taking every single advantage they can (extra days off work because fuck you im the boss, extra days on vacations because fuck you im the boss)

No point lying to your boss. You'll come back tanned, with a little weight loss... he'll know you weren't trapped in your house with the flu, he'll know you didn't get a sex change, he'll demand a doctors note if you're sick, if he cares and sends someone over to double check on you and you're not there, he'll fire your ass. Honesty is the best thing. Lay it down as something you really want to do. It's a once in a life time kind of thing. and you really want to do it. If he goes all NOPE fuck you we has reports because i'm going on vacation on that day and we need extra man power here because everyone is a fucking idiot... you smack him in the face and say that you quit. When you come back you join the rival company and spill all the secrets you know. In turn burning the old bosses company down to a pile of ashes. Then when he's on his knees bankrupt being thrown out of his house you drive by in your new car, you look at him in the eye and give him your business card.


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Sellob




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Apr 2014 13:12    Post subject:
Quote:
Don't you have a right for vacations? I had that at several student jobs, some were even paid Laughing

Isn't there a way to talk to your boss like a decent human being? As in: hey, I worked without a vacation for the past x months, even did some overtime, I'd really like to take a week off to chillax for a bit, would that be alright with you?

If talking doesn't really help you are pretty much fucked, especially since you apparently already told him about the event and he declined. And when you then just happen to be sick for that exact week, every moron can figure out that you are not actually sick.


I'm not legally employed, I wouldn't even know where to begin describing how hard he tries to rip off the 'our IRS equivalent' to make as much as he possibly can Laughing It's actually funny how hard I could fuck him up with little to no effort.

I didn't tell him anything yet. The problem is the week I would take off is around may-day, a time he would most likely have plans for with his gf(that I hooked him up with Rolling Eyes ).

The asshole plan would be to keep working until the last day before the trip and then quit abruptly. Somewhat better version would be to fake some sick leave note from a doctor(not being legally employed he would have no way of checking that). Ooooor just actually try to talk to him and hope he's a somewhat decent human being and that he would give me the week off, or at least let me work until then. Until he finds a replacement.
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 16:28    Post subject:
So! Changes!

Told her to fuck off, feeling great.
Quit working for the other miserable cunt.
Sitting at home for the past week getting my shit together(damage control, although feeling pretty great Very Happy).
Returning to university in a couple of months.
Found another partner for The Race(sadly a guy Sad ), nothing holding me back now Very Happy Waiting for a part to arrive so I'll complete my 25AH powerbox for the trip Laughing

Aww Yeah
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deadpoetic




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 18:47    Post subject:
I never will embark a hitchhiker, by fear of getting raped

and I will never do hitchhiking, by fear of getting raped

the circle is complete
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 19:12    Post subject:
*packs rape kit into car* So where do I picks you up from?


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Sellob




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 19:20    Post subject:
Anywhere on the road from Poland to Spain Laughing
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