Ideas for a new last name
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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 08:41    Post subject: Ideas for a new last name
I'll preface this with a disclaimer. I've noticed a significant amount of disrespect going on around these parts lately. I'd appreciate trying to stay as civil as possible here.

Essentially, I am the last person in my bloodline with the possibility of passing my last name on. It is polish, I hate it and frankly, I do not want to carry the family name with me anymore. I don't want my wife and I (when I get one) to have to decide whether to name the child my name or hers, or if she wants to take my last name because of how awful it is and how little it means to me.

I have begun the proceedings to legally change my last name, I've got the paper work filled out to start the court process, except one thing is missing. The new name. I can't make a decision on a name.

What I want is my name to be something in a foreign language, preferably an old british language (gaelic etc), or french. Russian would also be acceptable, but it'd have to be an amazing exception. I'd like it to mean something like newly stitched, new connection, new life. Something along those lines.

So toss your ideas out there, your idea may be my legal last name !


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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 08:43    Post subject:
Zamoyski


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 09:32    Post subject:
my advice as a psychologist. Take a name that sounds well, as that will make it more likely for women to like it / you. From research we know that women prefer names with a, e and i in it.

And it should go well with your surname. So that it rolls of the tongue well.

Ignoring all of the above, i d suggest "bongo bongo" because i had a debate about names for children with my sister, who is pregnant and due in a few months. She naturally didnt like my idea though Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 09:38    Post subject:
wha, wha what? are you are psychologist Very Happy ?
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 09:45    Post subject:
hahaha, yeah. Diploma and all =)

And i actually had a great sounding idea. How about Machiavelli Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 10:16    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
wha, wha what? are you are psychologist Very Happy ?


Wish Lutz hadn't said that, now I have this terrible mental image of his avatar and Sigmund Freud combined (ok so he was a psychiatrist, but I don't know any famous psychologists!).

"Vere you sexzually attracted to your mutter as a child?" *strokes chin-beard* Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 10:21    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
hahaha, yeah. Diploma and all =)

And i actually had a great sounding idea. How about Machiavelli Very Happy
One of my uncles are a psychologist. He is damn strange btw.
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 10:27    Post subject:
inz wrote:
deelix wrote:
wha, wha what? are you are psychologist Very Happy ?


Wish Lutz hadn't said that, now I have this terrible mental image of his avatar and Sigmund Freud combined (ok so he was a psychiatrist, but I don't know any famous psychologists!).

"Vere you sexzually attracted to your mutter as a child?" *strokes chin-beard* Very Happy


i used to do that chinbeard-stroke thing even when i didnt have one, hahahaha
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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 10:29    Post subject:
Didn't have one? Judging from the pics iv seen of you, im pretty sure you where born with a beard Very Happy

You kinda look like a Norwegian hardcore metaller ^^
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 10:32    Post subject:
yeah, have had it for ages now too. I started to let it grow in my last semester of uni i think. And much surprisingly i also like metal from norway Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 10:40    Post subject:
Kampinski, Kampusch, Schwarz, Berger, De Barr,

I like these. I like a lot of German, Holland and some Russian last names.
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 10:48    Post subject:
but why go with an already existing name anyways?

change it to something strong but unheard of like Rockular Very Happy

Or go with something like Maximus! (with the exclamation-mark Very Happy)


or try to find something that describes you as a person.
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 10:48    Post subject:
And back to original topic: Agree with Lutzifer that the name should go well together with your given name... Actual suggestions, well, if you wanna go super-exotic and make sure no one has any idea what the hell your name means, you could always pick a Finnish name. Very Happy
Of course I'm biased, but it can be a beautiful language, and it was good enough for Tolkien, too!

I could make a list if you have any preferences regarding the name meaning or particular sounds.




Or just change your first name too and be Max Power.
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 12:25    Post subject:
I have no idea what your first name is, I can not see it in your post but you expect it to roll off the tongue we would be shooting in the dark without knowing..

Anyhow ill have to believe ur first name is "Phluxed" and for that i give you the surname

"Capacitor"

Lol Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 12:32    Post subject:
if I had to choose I'd choose 'fukalot"
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 12:44    Post subject:
Old gaelic surnames, eh? Someone has been watching too much Million Dollar Baby. Wink

I do understand the need to change your surname though. Personally I changed mine from my father's side of the family to my mother's side of the family. Because it's important for me to feel connected to something that has a significance in my life. Whereas I did not feel very connected to my father and his side of the family, I did with my mothers - and hence I took her family's name. Which coincidentally has a meaning in latin, just like my middle name.

A name is something you identify yourself with, so to ignore the history of your life, your roots seems a bit rash. Perhaps you could look in the family archives on one of your significant others to see if there is a name that would suit you better?


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 14:22    Post subject:
Wonka
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 16:04    Post subject:
Well, phlux, I have a suspicion you still pronounce your last name in a polish way. I have a funny last name and if i pronounce it how its supposed to be, its dumb and annyoing.
But my dad and mom 'canadianized it" a long time ago (party cause my mom couldnt pronounce it).
So now it comes across as a Canadian name. And no one thinks differently....unless I tell someone how its truly pronounced.

So just canadianized your name. Easier than changing your name. Since your male, you shouldnt change your last name bro...you have to carry on the blood line ( I know thats a traditional way of looking at it, but its the truth).


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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 16:46    Post subject:
WhiteBarbarian wrote:
Alhazred


with that US customs would treat him as a potential terrorist


yes
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 16:51    Post subject:
You should have a last name that sounds powerful when spoken out. Don't go for something that sounds familiar or exotic. Nothing too long, two syllabels should be enough. Or go for those very impressive sounding german names that are connected to the profession of their ancestors or something. The one name that sounds really impressive to me is Schweinsteiger. No, I don't think it means pig-fucker though that would be the literal translation. Very Happy

You shouldn't abandon your roots altogether because otherwise you will have to repeatedly explain a Gaelic/French last name on a person of Polish/Slavic heritage. You might also want to give thought to which letter you letter you want your last name to begin with because that decides where you end up in an alphabetical list. Pretty useful to be in the top of that list rather than have a name starting with Z. Very Happy Or not, if that list is of people who are going to be shot. Sad Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 16:54    Post subject:
if there was a guarantee on being strip-searched by hot women in uniform every time, i d do it in a heartbeat, hahahaha
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 16:59    Post subject:
I've always like "Berg." Sounds powerful.
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 17:15    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
I've always like "Berg." Sounds powerful.


Yekke! Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 17:20    Post subject:
MAX POWER!
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 17:21    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
WhiteBarbarian wrote:
Alhazred


with that US customs would treat him as a potential terrorist

Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 19:54    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
I've always like "Berg." Sounds powerful.


Natan Hamberg

sounds rather hilarious to me Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 22:01    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
I've always like "Berg." Sounds powerful.


Berg....as a "powerful" name? naw man. Sounds geeky.


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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 22:02    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
MAX POWER!


Laughing

that was a actor or something right? from the 40's or 50's right?


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