O MY GOD :) I just met a dutcham on bike on my street :D
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Under




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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 00:18    Post subject: O MY GOD :) I just met a dutcham on bike on my street :D
Really
It's 00:03 am and 15 minutes ago i met a DUTCHMAN !
Yea it may be not a suprise 4 ya but it was for me ...
I'm living a crappy shitload village - 300meters from a main road(with 500 population) just near city - NOWA Sól (it's like a suburn of bigger city with 70.000 population) in Poland
It was 23:45 and i was just going back to home from a pub (after few beers Very Happy ) and just before i came to my house i've heard

- Do you speak english (behind my back - I thouth that some aliens are trying to put some anal probe in my ass ;P but when turn around i saw some guy on bike with a little flashlight on the fore-front )
He asked me for some company (My first thought was that he must have been some bike courier of something but who the hell hire a dutchman with no basic polish ;P ) and i tell him a way to there
But what the fuX he was doing here ? on that god forgot land ? Wink
It's the darkerst street in my village Very Happy and he was just looking for someone who's speaking english here (All who he could met is a baseball bat on his back or some drunk grandpas ;P)
I must tell ya that God must have tell him a way to me but the most unbeliveable is that 15 minutes before i met him I was on shell gas station eating some hotdog with my friend and two girls and I was leaving and want to go by foot to my house but one of my buddies was just going to this way and gave me a lift !
I must tell this loud this was a God Plan and he lead him to me Very Happy
I asked him what the fuk he's doing here - and he told me that he's travelling from Amsterdam to UKRAINE with some friends from school to gain some funds to some poor childrens form ukraine
I was amazed ! and i still am ! This guy really have a spirit !
good luck 4 ya mate Smile




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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 00:37    Post subject:
cool Smile
Bikers rok

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ps. Got nothin against gay folks, it was just intimidating as I'm a good looking guy and no doubt they wanted my ass Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 00:57    Post subject:
CobbMk2 wrote:
ps. Got nothin against gay folks, it was just intimidating as I'm a good looking guy and no doubt they wanted my ass Very Happy


ROFL!!! pics? lol Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 02:22    Post subject:
no pics.
Wasn't smart enough to take a cam. Just go there, it's probably like that every other day.
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 03:02    Post subject:
I think he's looking for pics of you and your ass.
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 03:25    Post subject:
Whirlwind wrote:
I think he's looking for pics of you and your ass.


yea what he said Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 04:46    Post subject:
polish girls=hot
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 05:51    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
polish girls=hot



I'd hit it... with a broomstick.


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 06:12    Post subject:
That is the beauty of having a bike.....the road is your world and once your on it just relax and enjoy the ride....unless you live in the city where you meet all kinds of blind ignorant sorry excuse of human beings who would run you off the road.


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 06:34    Post subject:
Accelleron wrote:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
polish girls=hot



I'd hit it... with a broomstick.


Laughing Thats just gross Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 07:18    Post subject:
Polish Girls are HOT.. If you find the nice ones..

Btw.. I'm a biker too.. I love MC's..
Someone got one for me ?
The one I got doesn't work since I don't got money..
Maybe someone would donate one to me?


I hate you.
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 07:22    Post subject:
dutchies are great Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 09:06    Post subject:
yes we rule Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 10:04    Post subject:
Meh. Glad you enjoyed yourself.


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 10:25    Post subject:
ApeX PredatoR wrote:
yes we rule Razz


no no, even Hollywood hates you guys

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...But the Belgians, they're so evil...
thats because they share border with the dutch!

Look Im from holland, aint that funny *hahah*
(and many more)


well couldn't have said it any better myself ^^
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Under




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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 10:53    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
polish girls=hot


Indeed check this uself (Photos has been taken from party at last sunday)

It's me + my friend Smile


And her first class ass and my recomendation Very Happy




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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 11:40    Post subject:
yes you are indeed hot...
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 12:04    Post subject:
I wouldn't...

But each to his own.


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 12:57    Post subject:
Not a bad lass Smile

European girls are hot
Asian girls are hot
Americana girls are hot
Oceanic girls are hot
African girls are hot
Arctican girls are hot??

Most ppl think girls=hot, providing they don't look like that monster ofcourse.


Whirlwind wrote:
I think he's looking for pics of you and your ass.

hehe, whoops my bad.
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2005 03:43    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
I wouldn't...

But each to his own.


Indeed... who would Razz

But like u said.. each to his own!
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2005 03:45    Post subject:
I'd bang it till it hurt Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2005 04:56    Post subject:
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I'd bang it till it hurt Very Happy
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oh hahaha
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2005 10:17    Post subject:
CobbMk2 wrote:
Not a bad lass Smile

European girls are hot
Asian girls are hot
Americana girls are hot
Oceanic girls are hot
African girls are hot
Arctican girls are hot??

Most ppl think girls=hot, providing they don't look like that monster ofcourse.


American girls = fat.
It's european / Asian girls that is in America that's hot Wink Laughing


I hate you.


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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2005 11:41    Post subject:
dammit.. your life is gotta be empty when seeing a some1 from another country in your village and you celebrate it like winning the lotto =) sum1 really think that ass is hot???
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2005 13:58    Post subject:
Mogo wrote:
dammit.. your life is gotta be empty when seeing a some1 from another country in your village and you celebrate it like winning the lotto =) sum1 really think that ass is hot???


u wouldn't kick it outta bed. until the morning neway Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 11th May 2005 18:01    Post subject:
Mogo wrote:
dammit.. your life is gotta be empty when seeing a some1 from another country in your village and you celebrate it like winning the lotto =) sum1 really think that ass is hot???



It wasn't just a person from any country, it was a real life DUTCHMAN!

Meeting teh Dutchman is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life. - Some Japanese person.
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th May 2005 19:16    Post subject:
I bet that ass would look alot better in some other jeans. Jeans make your ass what it is.
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 15:24    Post subject:
Im sorry under, but i dont find your gf very atractive or even better, not atractive at all Smile. Russian chicks own :d
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 17:01    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
Im sorry under, but i dont find your gf very atractive or even better, not atractive at all Smile. Russian chicks own :d


No offence taken Wink but trust me she's attractive Wink
I remember last summer party with her, we went to our friends house and after few cheap wines and beers we went to friends bath-tub with her and with one more girl Wink man that was crazy Wink
Just bra strings and my boxers ;d and heineken in my hand Wink
I was way too drunk for this one Very Happy Very HappyVery Happy

But you have point russian girls are also pretty Wink




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 17:25    Post subject:
give me italian women anyday. just make sure you leave them when they hit 30! Razz
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