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 Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 00:18 Post subject: O MY GOD :) I just met a dutcham on bike on my street :D |
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Really
It's 00:03 am and 15 minutes ago i met a DUTCHMAN !
Yea it may be not a suprise 4 ya but it was for me ...
I'm living a crappy shitload village - 300meters from a main road(with 500 population) just near city - NOWA Sól (it's like a suburn of bigger city with 70.000 population) in Poland
It was 23:45 and i was just going back to home from a pub (after few beers  ) and just before i came to my house i've heard
- Do you speak english (behind my back - I thouth that some aliens are trying to put some anal probe in my ass ;P but when turn around i saw some guy on bike with a little flashlight on the fore-front )
He asked me for some company (My first thought was that he must have been some bike courier of something but who the hell hire a dutchman with no basic polish ;P ) and i tell him a way to there
But what the fuX he was doing here ? on that god forgot land ? 
It's the darkerst street in my village and he was just looking for someone who's speaking english here (All who he could met is a baseball bat on his back or some drunk grandpas ;P)
I must tell ya that God must have tell him a way to me but the most unbeliveable is that 15 minutes before i met him I was on shell gas station eating some hotdog with my friend and two girls and I was leaving and want to go by foot to my house but one of my buddies was just going to this way and gave me a lift !
I must tell this loud this was a God Plan and he lead him to me
I asked him what the fuk he's doing here - and he told me that he's travelling from Amsterdam to UKRAINE with some friends from school to gain some funds to some poor childrens form ukraine
I was amazed ! and i still am ! This guy really have a spirit !
good luck 4 ya mate 
Best PICKUP LINE :
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 00:57 Post subject: |
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| CobbMk2 wrote: | | ps. Got nothin against gay folks, it was just intimidating as I'm a good looking guy and no doubt they wanted my ass |
ROFL!!! pics? lol  |
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 02:22 Post subject: |
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no pics.
Wasn't smart enough to take a cam. Just go there, it's probably like that every other day.
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 03:02 Post subject: |
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I think he's looking for pics of you and your ass.
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 03:25 Post subject: |
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| Whirlwind wrote: | | I think he's looking for pics of you and your ass. |
yea what he said |
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 04:46 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 05:51 Post subject: |
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| MAD_MAX333 wrote: | | polish girls=hot |
I'd hit it... with a broomstick. |
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Godlikez*
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 06:34 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 07:18 Post subject: |
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Polish Girls are HOT.. If you find the nice ones..
Btw.. I'm a biker too.. I love MC's..
Someone got one for me ?
The one I got doesn't work since I don't got money..
Maybe someone would donate one to me?
I hate you.
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 07:22 Post subject: |
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dutchies are great
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 09:06 Post subject: |
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yes we rule 
| Injurious wrote: | | And then Mabel tripped over a rock and landed in a well and was trapped there with Timmy. Sadly I shot Lassie so no one is saving that bitch! |
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 10:04 Post subject: |
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Meh. Glad you enjoyed yourself.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 10:53 Post subject: |
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| MAD_MAX333 wrote: | | polish girls=hot |
Indeed check this uself (Photos has been taken from party at last sunday)
It's me + my friend
And her first class ass and my recomendation
Best PICKUP LINE :
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 11:40 Post subject: |
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yes you are indeed hot...
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd May 2005 12:04 Post subject: |
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I wouldn't...
But each to his own.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
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Godlikez*
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| Posted: Sun, 8th May 2005 04:56 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 8th May 2005 10:17 Post subject: |
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Mogo
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| Posted: Sun, 8th May 2005 11:41 Post subject: |
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dammit.. your life is gotta be empty when seeing a some1 from another country in your village and you celebrate it like winning the lotto =) sum1 really think that ass is hot???
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| Posted: Sun, 8th May 2005 13:58 Post subject: |
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| Mogo wrote: | | dammit.. your life is gotta be empty when seeing a some1 from another country in your village and you celebrate it like winning the lotto =) sum1 really think that ass is hot??? |
u wouldn't kick it outta bed. until the morning neway |
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| Posted: Wed, 11th May 2005 18:01 Post subject: |
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| Mogo wrote: | | dammit.. your life is gotta be empty when seeing a some1 from another country in your village and you celebrate it like winning the lotto =) sum1 really think that ass is hot??? |
It wasn't just a person from any country, it was a real life DUTCHMAN!
Meeting teh Dutchman is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life. - Some Japanese person.
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| Posted: Wed, 11th May 2005 19:16 Post subject: |
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I bet that ass would look alot better in some other jeans. Jeans make your ass what it is.
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TheSaint
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| TheSaint wrote: | | Im sorry under, but i dont find your gf very atractive or even better, not atractive at all . Russian chicks own :d |
No offence taken but trust me she's attractive
I remember last summer party with her, we went to our friends house and after few cheap wines and beers we went to friends bath-tub with her and with one more girl man that was crazy
Just bra strings and my boxers ;d and heineken in my hand
I was way too drunk for this one
But you have point russian girls are also pretty
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