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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 22:56    Post subject:
Well I'm unclear because it should be getting down on a girl, right?

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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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lhzr




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 22:59    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
maybe 2bits actually has 2 bits lol and so it wouldnt matter, like he has 2 mouths one can get fucked litteraly while the other is free to still eat and drink without feeling like hes swallowing hot chillies day in day out.

holy shit, i coughed up a lungful of good smoke because of that Laughing Laughing Laughing
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 23:11    Post subject:
Im ever so sorry, gimme ur addy so i can reimburse you with some goldseal ive had knocking about for 10 years.
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 23:25    Post subject:
if you mean goldenseal, then thanks, but i have no need for laxatives, my bowel movements are fine Laughing
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 23:27    Post subject:
LoL must of been trained by syco recently eh..
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 23:37    Post subject:
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 23:38    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
LoL must of been trained by syco recently eh..


now what did I do? Confused
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 23:39    Post subject:
you didn't do anything, but i think i added a bit more detail than he wanted Very Happy
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 23:41    Post subject:
Oh, cause I go into detail...got it Laughing

Fuck it, details is what makes up a story ya know?

I applaud you lhzr Very Happy
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 23:44    Post subject:
thanks, i'm glad someone cares for me needing or not any laxatives Laughing
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 23:47    Post subject:
Laughing Smile

Yeah, you keep the laxatives all to yourself there dude Smile
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2bits




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 23:51    Post subject:
totally my bad I was thinking of a rimjob and tought the fancy word for that was cunnilingus.
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jun 2009 00:09    Post subject:
o_O

no it's not a synonym for getting your ass licked Laughing

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2bits




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jun 2009 00:37    Post subject:
yeah sometimes my brain and my mouth disconnect.
Usually results in mistakes like that,

That ann calling jane for lisa
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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 17:59    Post subject: Re: teen bitches
2bits wrote:
fucking cunt ass whore. Virgin my mother fucking ass my damn dick is burning like a fucking house fire. What the fuck have we come to when we cant fuck teenagers without getting STDs?

Fucking bitches.


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you should of stuck it in her ass instead m8, problem solved Smile
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EZTOF




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 18:10    Post subject:
you serious?
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 19:15    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Oh, cause I go into detail...got it Laughing

Fuck it, details is what makes up a story ya know?

I applaud you lhzr Very Happy


no it was to do with you being asked if you also trained anal etc lol
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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 19:48    Post subject:
EZTOF wrote:
you serious?


fucking 2 right Very Happy
nice tight ass Razz
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EZTOF




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 20:09    Post subject:
still ass carries as much stds as pussy does.
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 20:29    Post subject:
Why is the duck banned Confused

"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 09:50    Post subject:
EZTOF wrote:
still ass carries as much stds as pussy does.

r u sure about that? Very Happy
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 09:52    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Why is the duck banned Confused

Because he did something silly. He's been for so long, yet to do such a noobish FAiL. Razz <3
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Jun 2009 00:02    Post subject:
Hi I am back Smile And I won't do this again.. but still, 2 days was a way too hard punishment, I wasn't requesting... It was so embarassing to read my post on the "you are banned" screen Laughing

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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Jun 2009 00:54    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
Hi I am back Smile And I won't do this again.. but still, 2 days was a way too hard punishment, I wasn't requesting... It was so embarassing to read my post on the "you are banned" screen Laughing


Were you getting withdrawals? Very Happy

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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Jun 2009 01:14    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
How about using condoms when youre going to fuck a stranger??
he probably uses the "pull out method" which one nforce members claims is almost as good as a woman beeing on the pill while using spermicide lube and a condom Laughing
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Jun 2009 01:28    Post subject:
snoop1050 wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
How about using condoms when youre going to fuck a stranger??
he probably uses the "pull out method" which one nforce members claims is almost as good as a woman beeing on the pill while using spermicide lube and a condom Laughing


I guess it's ok if you're shooting blanks!

"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Jun 2009 01:33    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
Hi I am back Smile And I won't do this again.. but still, 2 days was a way too hard punishment, I wasn't requesting... It was so embarassing to read my post on the "you are banned" screen Laughing


Were you getting withdrawals? Very Happy




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Yeah pulling out protects from stds too Laughing

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