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THIS FORUM.
Plz delete me. On the count of 3. 2. 1. HORRODEE CAN SUCK MY 18" WANG AND FUCK HIMSELF UP THE ASS CAUSE HE IS A FAGGOT NIGGA WHO RAPED HIS OWN MOTHER EVERY WEEKEND AND THEN KILLED HER TO HIDE HIS SHAME AND NOW HE ROAMS THE INTERNET LOOKING FOR MORE PREY AND HE WILL TAKE THIS REVELATION THAT I KNOW HIS LIFE AS SURPRISE AND UNLOAD HIS YEARS OF SELF HATRED AND HOMOPHOBIC RAGE AT BEING A DICK SUCKING HERPES INFESTED FAGGOT ON THE BAN BUTTON RIGHT NEXT TO MY NAME.
syco just whines day in and out about his life, most of you have no goddamn aspirations and would not move A FUCKING MUSCLE to do anything in life and COME HERE to bitch about how the MAN is keeping you down and how HOT WOMEN is what you get all night long. GODDAMN motherfucking PIRACY FORUM. WHAT DID I EXPECT EY? NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF LOSERS WHO CAN'T AFFORD GAMES AND MOVIES. WAY TO DESTROY THE CREATIVE INDUSTRIES OF WESTERN SOCIETY. HOW ABOUT you ring me WHEN YOU WANT to do something with your LIVES, you POT SMOKING, WHINGING, THIEVING, FAGGOTS.
Though some people seem decent, they still come for the forum games where people APPARENTLY hand each other their ASSES in internet DRAMA and they PARTICIPATE, making them FAGGOTS. SO IF YOU HAVEN'T BANNED ME BY NOW YOU CAN CONSIDER YOURSELF TROLL PROOF AND should go fuck yourself.
OH AND ON THAT NOTE, THE LIKES OF DAZZ whilst skilled at TROLLING can go stab himself in that alley two blocks down from his house where he made his fortune sucking dick, letting his blood pool with that of all the CRACKWHORES he blew over the years so that he could buy a computer and POST ON THE INTERNET and not pay for media. THE HERPES AND AIDS seeping into his BODY, he poetically finding closure with his own HATRED OF MEN because his father ASS RAPED him as a child. He dies in his own hands, an AIDS INFESTED FAGGOT, like he ALWAYS WANTED to be. A HOBO looks on and PITIES the man for he is still just a BOY, a BOY who should of JOINED SCIENTOLOGY, because even THEY could of used some BLOWJOBS.
GIVEN THAT THIS IS MY LAST POST, I have nothing to DO but GO ON. WHICH IS FORTUNATE, because WE FINALLY REACH the conclusion to WALDOJ's LIFE, HE WHO had it ALL, it seemed. BUT HE WAS so far removed from FEELING SOCIALLY ACCEPTED, that he TOOK TO THE INTERNET and the SKIES BEYOND. It was a great start to the story, though he was incredibly awkward to begin with, his effusive personality won over a few hearts. As he progressed through life and friendship he became refined by his friends and finally achieved some, though small, sense of SOCIAL GRACE and soldiered on. HE GOT A JOB at a production company, HE SPLICED TOGETHER CLIPS for a living. HE would eventually come to GO OUT every weekend, finally become the SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS he was hoping to be for all those years. IT SEEMED HE HAD IT ALL again. WALDO could deal with any PROBLEM and face ANYBODY in life.
That was until, he met SABIN, who had just recently moved into NORTHERN EUROPE SOMEWHERE, SABIN was looking to MEET PEOPLE and he found WALDO. The nights of GAY SEX were long and passionate. HE was sweet, compassionate and strong. The perfect BOYFRIEND. Except SABIN had one fatal flaw. The ABILITY TO WHINE. They would come to grow very CLOSE TO EACH OTHER over the years and their SECRET GAY RELATIONSHIP would continue to prosper and grow. UNTIL THAT FATEFUL party in november. WALDO was the dapper and sophisticated young man at the corporate function with his +1, SABIN a close friend who was a bit rough around the edges but had a heart of gold. They mingled beautifully with the higher ups from WALDO's WORKPLACE and they moved over to the buffet for some snacks. SABIN had been moody ALL NIGHT and WALDO thought he knew WHY. THERE was his ex-girlfriend from 5 YEARS AGO at this function tonight and it was clearly TAKING IT'S TOLL on SABIN, who was increasingly SNAPPY. WALDO, being the sophisticated & dapper, sexual TYRANNOSAURUS that he was, though this was a situation best solved, HEAD ON. SO he dragged SABIN along to introduce himself to the EX and IT ALL WENT WRONG. SABIN immediately CONFESSED to being a HOMOSEXUAL, with none other than WALDO. WALDO was SHOCKED and HURT, he fell into DEFENSE MODE and pulled out a KNIFE and STABBED SABIN in the STOMACH.
WALDO WAS PUT INTO JAIL AND ASS RAPED UNTIL THE END OF TIME. SABIN DIED ON THE FLOOR, IN THE ARMS OF HIS EX THAT STILL LOVED HIM. IT WAS A MISTAKE TO LEAVE HER.
AND YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING SOMEWHERE. THIS IS A FUCK YOU MESSAGE. Hi! FUCK YOU.
Ermm, who else. OH YES, the most TENDER and JUICY of all TARGETS. PISTOL SHRIMP. The whore from CANADA. WE ALL KNOW HER STORY THOUGH. HOW she fell into THAT CROWD, of environmental HIPPIES. OH you don't KNOW THIS STORY? It's great. SHE joined the GROUP 3 years ago, QUITE ENTHUSIASTIC about the whole idea of SAVING THE PLANET. She steadily became a strong MEMBER of the GROUP and WAS ASKED TO PARTICIPATE in a HIGHLY ILLEGAL operation. She would JOIN the group's most passionate and hardcore to STEAL THE CURE TO A MONKEY VIRUS, from a CORPORATE LABORATORY in DETROIT. They planned the operation for 3 weeks and PISTOL was into the idea completely. IT WAS ABOUT TIME SOMEONE SAVED THOSE DAMN MONKEYS, she always used to say. ON the night of the operation they met up in the safehouse beforehand. IT WAS DEEMED to have been compromised by the PO-LEESE. They heard sirens outside and each fled the scene through their own route. PISTOL was kidnapped by a GANG of NIGGA GANGSTERS off the SIDEWALK and RAPED FOR THE REST OF THIS STORY.
JENNI. THE BEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD. She was parachuted into this forum as an agent to uncover ALL THE PIRACY. She got in too deep. CNz found her and killed her. THAT'S WHY SHE DOESN'T POST ANY MORE, get it? THIS IS WHAT CNz did to JENNI.
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if CNz were a WOMAN and JENNI were a MAN. | Spoiler: | |
I COULD GO ON. BUT FUCK YOUSE ALL. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT ANYONE READ THIS FAR DOWN CAUSE YOU'RE ALL ILLITERATE COCKSUCKERS THAT WOULD PAY ANYTHING IN THE WORLD FOR A SHRED OF SELF RESPECT AT THIS POINT. BECAUSE YOU SHOULD REALIZE, YOU ARE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. THE CESS POOL OF EMOTIONALITY. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR 'COMEDY' ON THIS BOARD. IT MAKES NO SENSE. THAT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO END THIS POST. ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT COCKSUCKERS.
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all thoughts and ideas in this post are my opinion only and do not reflect those of the parent company Real Life™ or it's stakeholders. please direct all hate mail to that space in your head where you keep your fecal matter. i think you've been calling it a brain up until this point. |
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 15:52 Post subject: Re: DO NOT GET |
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| Submiqent wrote: | | SABIN a close friend who was a bit rough around the edges but had a heart of gold |
Awww! I wuv you too, man...! <3 <3 <3
Oh and if it makes you feel better, mate, I read every word -- but it's not Waldo I'm in love with. It's Leo. <3 <3 <3
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 15:57 Post subject: |
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*applauds
| Cohen wrote: | I'm a troll! well done, you caught me lying my ass off on a forum. I post pictures so that it makes you angry and that you wish you could have my awesome material things   |
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 16:07 Post subject: |
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deelix
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 16:58 Post subject: Re: DO NOT GET |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | | Oh and if it makes you feel better, mate, I read every word -- but it's not Waldo I'm in love with. It's Leo. <3 <3 <3 |
you do realize you're a pedophile? leo just turned 15 this year
yes
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 17:00 Post subject: |
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The younger the ber................ ick, I just can't even finish that sentence >_<
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 17:11 Post subject: Re: DO NOT GET |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | | but it's not Waldo I'm in love with. It's Leo. <3 <3 <3 |
HELL NO you fool, LEO IS MINE!!! ONLY A BATTLE BY THE SWORD WILL SETTLE THIS!!!
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 17:12 Post subject: |
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also waaaaay tl;dr for my drunk mind
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CostelD
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 18:00 Post subject: |
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allt utan blöja går att töja
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 18:17 Post subject: |
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dang, I wasn't mentioned 
sad thing is, he put more thought into this post than 80% of the members here could ever hope to do
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WaldoJ
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i lolled but it made me feel a bit sad... the sex wasn't that awesome
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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WaldoJ
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Well i'm sorry, but to be honest, only one man can satisfy my needs and he no longer comes here I miss lutzipoo! He had the best diddling stick in the world! Yours would never even come close! I only stayed with you because you were emotionally unstable and sad and emo and i like that in a man.
<3 <3
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 18:29 Post subject: |
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*sigh* You fucking tease.
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nouseforaname
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this is what I think of this topic ...
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asus z170-A || core i5-6600K || geforce gtx 970 4gb || 16gb ddr4 ram || win10 || 1080p led samsung 27"
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 18:31 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 18:31 Post subject: |
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Thats a pic of your balls, isn't it?
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd Jun 2009 18:42 Post subject: |
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maybe you should send this to hollywood, they would probably made it in a blockbuster movie with tons of famous celebs starring in it 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| SpykeZ wrote: | | sad thing is, he put more thought into this post than 80% of the members here could ever hope to do |
those 80% you speak of are kids, let them stay in the gaming threads. i, for one, don't wanna see them filling up the whole forum by expressing their 'opinions' all over the place. all the popular threads from the gaming section are fucking unreadable. useless void ftw.
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