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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 00:39    Post subject: Twitter
why do people ask me if I have a "twitter" all the time
why should I give a shit and follow other people's "updates"
why should I write everything that happens in my day and let the internet know?
if I'm to have a fucking journal it's to write my own personal and private biography and it's only for my children to read it AFTER I die
I don't have a fucking twitter, I don't have a fucking facebook nor any fucking myspace so fuck off damn it

tl;dr fuck twitter twats
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AwE




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 00:43    Post subject:
are that 140 characters?
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 00:46    Post subject:
lay off the fucking booze
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AwE




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 00:48    Post subject:
how the fuck did you know?????
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 00:53    Post subject:
I know everything.
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 01:37    Post subject:
I have a facebook that I update like once every month or two AT BEST. and shit, I got facebook stalked at work and got "busted" because my status changed to engaged. I'll tell the people I work with that I'm about to have a ring on my finger but shit I was engaged 14 months before the wedding ... too early for work bullshit about a wedding or whatever a high % female population does for you Wink

as for the twitter thing ... how people have the time to update you about their life every second makes me slightly confused and sad. I guess that looks like this --> :/


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 03:52    Post subject:
Why does it make you confused and sad nouse? Smile

Is it the apparent fact that you don't feel your own life is worthy of a Twitter account with regular updates? Wink

I have used Twitter for work purposes for quite some time. It is a very useful tool for the freelancer community. It allows you to branch into a clients/potential clients life, and gets viral advertisement out quickly.

Nothing is more successful to bring custom than word of mouth. Twitter emphasizes this to the T.

It always amuses me how people assume that those with an active life are 'sad' when they share it with others.


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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 03:58    Post subject:
My question is, who checks the Twatters of other ppl ?
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 04:11    Post subject:
The success of Twitter is down to the fact that it gives the illusion of an active social event ; how else can you be contributing to a conversation with potentially thousands/millions of other people at once?

For the lonely computer working soul, its a comfort.


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 05:14    Post subject:
I think Twitter is dumb. Like people have said on here, why write every detail of my day out on the internet?

Like I fuck my girl, roll over, have a smoke, cuddle up with her and then break out my phone and twitter "I just had sex with my girlfriend and then a smoke and now we are laying in bed together".

Who gives a shit about such things?

Or the business people. They are the worst. "I'm in a meeting and its boring". "The meeting is over and it was so boring". "I have another meeting in 20 minutes". "Yay! Lunch is only half an hour away".

Seriously.....so stupid.

And what kills me is the way shows (like Larry King, The View, Oprah etc) talk about it like its a brand new invention.
Its essentially a fuckin msg board.
If I wanted to, I could create a thread on here named "Syco's Thread" and every 10 minutes when I'm out and about, use my phone to post or "update" what I'm doing.
Same fuckin thing is it not?

Its just another trend like FuckBook was. Fuckbook has died down and so will Twitter.
All the old celebrities have made it big because its simple to use and you don't have to write long messages.

Who here uses Twitter? And if you had the option of using either Twitter or a regular Message Board, which would you use?


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 11:32    Post subject:
Well I thought the blogs were there first... Now it's called Twitter... I don't get it... Hate facebook... MSN for the win Very Happy. And I have DA profile, but I update it like every 3 months at best...


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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 12:19    Post subject:
Many people, for some strange reason, want to know what someone else is doing every second of every day. Why are reality shows so popular? Why was Big Brother such a hit? Why do people want to see mentally deficient famous people in their home? It's a mystery. I still don't understand why people have to "be connected" 24/7. I have a mobile, but I don't bother picking it up most of the time. I hate it when a buddy keeps SMSing with his girlfriend when we're watching a movie.
"I'm gonna take a dump", "Taking a dump now", "Wiping my ass", "Ass not properly wiped, hitting the shower", "Shit all over my body, it's nasty", "Getting out of the shower now". That's probably the future of communication.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 13:13    Post subject:
twitter er for fitter :/
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bushwacka




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 14:55    Post subject:


nuff said. Laughing
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 16:07    Post subject:
Twitters for Twatts..

I think that should be made a standard remark, and I might even make a banner/logo for it lol.
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killabyte




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2009 00:43    Post subject:
people are nosey as hell for one. you know how it is, if there's a wreck or a cop has someone pulled over people are always rubberneckin' like hell. same shit with reality tv.

i think the other part of it is that it makes people feel important and like someone gives a shit, which makes me dislike their dumbasses even more. take my brother in law's cunt ass wife - such a snotty little bitch and she blogs about every damn thing that happens, i'll bet at least a half dozen times a day. my wife and my mother in law both dislike her very much yet both of them are reading that crap every single day. why? because they're nosey as fuck. same reason that dumb bitch blogs several times a day, cause she thinks she's important and that someone actually gives a flying fuck.
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tnisa8




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2009 21:15    Post subject:
bushwacka wrote:


nuff said. Laughing

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wawrzul




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 09:04    Post subject:
bushwacka wrote:


nuff said. Laughing

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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 12:28    Post subject:
Haha, revenge against the original quoters.

@tnisa8 @wawrzul
Protip : You can just reply, you don't need to quote same shit from previous post every time.
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swingman




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 17:48    Post subject:
And then you people wonder how/why twitter is so popular! These things start catching on and soon everyone is doing it because 'everyone is doing it'. Even things that have no purpose or aren't even funny get seen as 'how did we ever get by without' kind of stuff. Wonder when quoting images needlessly will cease to be funny.

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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 19:39    Post subject:
Twitter and facebook are for attention whores.

I know one guy that uploads pictures of every weekend drunk fest they have, becasue he thinks people actually care about what he did that weekend. Its more for bar losers (People above 25 that still think clubbin is cool) so they can catalog there night and think it makes them look cool. It makes you look fucking desperate for attention. Look here picture 25 of me with some bar trash.

Who the fuck follows twiiter pages? Seriously, its completely retarded.


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 21:49    Post subject:
@gem
I guess some people don’t feel the need to be twittering or to be on f/b all the time. You shouldn’t put him (nouse) down because of it tho. He doesn’t need it for work or anything like that.

@eveyone else
Twitter does it for you, that is great. For some it cam be a nightmare.


Personally, l like my f/b. Got some good friends on there but not everybody that I have know in my life. It is just a handful of people that I post to every while. People that I respect. I keep in contact with the ones I really care about.

*thinking about deleting some people*
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swingman




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 22:37    Post subject:
Quote:
Just 10% of Twitter users generate more than 90% of the content, a Harvard study of 300,000 users found. The Harvard team found that more than half of all people using Twitter updated their page less than once every 74 days. And most people only ever "tweet" once during their lifetime, the researchers found.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8089508.stm
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Jun 2009 00:21    Post subject:
all the social network sites are shit i dont know why facebook suddenly became popular it wasnt even the first site of its type it was far from beeing the first.

owner basically ripped off what a thousand sites before it did and some how became popular.

twitter just seems retarded.
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Jun 2009 00:25    Post subject:
swingman wrote:
Quote:
Just 10% of Twitter users generate more than 90% of the content, a Harvard study of 300,000 users found. The Harvard team found that more than half of all people using Twitter updated their page less than once every 74 days. And most people only ever "tweet" once during their lifetime, the researchers found.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8089508.stm


Completely stupid. How the fuck can they have stats like that from the outside? Rolling Eyes

Tweet once in a lifetime? the site is less than 3 fucking years old, how can they possibly make an assumption like that.


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Jun 2009 07:26    Post subject:
snoop1050 wrote:
all the social network sites are shit i dont know why facebook suddenly became popular it wasnt even the first site of its type it was far from beeing the first.

owner basically ripped off what a thousand sites before it did and some how became popular.

twitter just seems retarded.


I agree. All "Social Networking" sites are retarded.

What happened to ACTUALLY socializing.....like, have a real conversation with your voice instead of text.

I hear kids on the street talking and, for example, one of em will make a joke and the other will laugh slightly and say "lol"....wtf?

If I want to meet new people, I will go for a walk, go to a bar/club/some kinda event etc

Its not hard to meet people. You see someone who looks interesting you walk up and say "Hi, how ya doin?" or whatever.
And I don't mean just women (as in trying to pick up a chick).


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