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YouRockHassan
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 13:39    Post subject: Why do Leftist Girls...
Well My friend Aziz had a girl friend. And she was leftist. Not communist but democrat. He told me that she liked anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why is that? Why do democrat girls like anal sex?
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 13:52    Post subject:
you should try a liberal!
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Acer




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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 14:45    Post subject:
Friend so you dont like that your girl prefers anal sex. Whats wrong with you Razz


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dominae
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 17:40    Post subject:
I've heard this too. I believe it coincides with a belief that all prevention methods are aimed at the woman, and not the man. And the risks involved in using the pill and otherwise "unnaturally" modifying the female for the pleasure of the man are wrong.

Not that I understand how anal sex pleases the woman, as she has no prostate. *shrug*


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 18:58    Post subject:
I'll never understand why some guys love anal sex. Protip guys; if your girl's pussy has been bored out and your tiny willy doesn't fit snugly any more, ask her to do some pelvic exercises Razz
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Geomides
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 19:03    Post subject:
The recutum is actually a bundle of nerves. So its not suprising that stimulating them can give pleasure. Same way as a good shit can give pleasure, yet different. Also take into fact the psycological efect of doing something "forbidden"

Prevention wise actually 8% of people who use anal sex as prevention get pregnant each year. Due to the splash effect ( read sperm dripping from anus into zhe vagina).


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 19:31    Post subject:
Geomides wrote:
The recutum is actually a bundle of nerves. So its not suprising that stimulating them can give pleasure. Same way as a good shit can give pleasure, yet different. Also take into fact the psycological efect of doing something "forbidden"

Prevention wise actually 8% of people who use anal sex as prevention get pregnant each year. Due to the splash effect ( read sperm dripping from anus into zhe vagina).
Both intelligent and bizarre post Surprised
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 19:43    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Geomides wrote:
The recutum is actually a bundle of nerves. So its not suprising that stimulating them can give pleasure. Same way as a good shit can give pleasure, yet different. Also take into fact the psycological efect of doing something "forbidden"

Prevention wise actually 8% of people who use anal sex as prevention get pregnant each year. Due to the splash effect ( read sperm dripping from anus into zhe vagina).
Both intelligent and bizarre post Surprised


I concur, my good man deelix. Indeed.
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Photish




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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 20:36    Post subject:
I´v never understood why some guys like to put it in the pooper... Is it the prelude to jump out into a fullblown homo? I mean homo´s stick it in the pooper...

On another note, this is a fucking funny read -> http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

Long read, but worth it!
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Geomides
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 20:58    Post subject:
Usually when people say a long read is worth it they lie.
You didnt.

Now the whole poop risk is present. But thats usually because people have been stupid beforehand. Like going out and eating full course meal. The avrage time for food to pass torugh the digestive system is 24-56 hours. Usually in the 24-30 hours. So If you are actually planning butt sex Id recommend not eating around you planned sex time the day in advance.

At the very least be sure to take a good dump before you start. Its only food in the lower digestive track that can come out. Eating a meal close to teh act will usually force some of the erhm fecises down into the digestive track and as such increase the risk of a poop incident.

Why people do it? well you should try it atleast once. Its also sort of a power trip. In olden times the best way to humiliate an enemy was sodomy aka buggery. depending on how much lube is used and how relaxed ur partner is the grip of the poop ring or whatnot can be anyhere from feeling like a rubber band to a sloppy vagina. Nvm I take that bad nothing is as loose as a sloppy vagina, but you get m ydrift.


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Photish




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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 21:16    Post subject:
Geomides wrote:
Usually when people say a long read is worth it they lie.
You didnt.


Im glad you liked it Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 22:18    Post subject:
This new girl I met is I guess what most ppl call a "green liberal" and man does she do stuff in bed, I mean, I said I prefer shaved pussy's, the next morning after the shower, what do you thing she had done Wink. F'n love this woman!...actually I really do, so no jokes about it now hey Smile.


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 22:28    Post subject:
Omg, the stories of this guy... amazing! I'm lmao right now Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th May 2009 00:41    Post subject:
Its a shame its ginge


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th May 2009 00:43    Post subject:
he prolly meant max tucker's stories, since he said he's laughing
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Acer




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th May 2009 11:38    Post subject:
Its a fetisch i guess, seeing as women are always so clean and neat. To think that you'd do something so nasty to a woman is for me a huge turn on.


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Geomides
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th May 2009 11:45    Post subject:
Its not really a fetish untill you require anal sex or whatever the object of your fetish is in order to get sexual gradification.


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Acer




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th May 2009 11:51    Post subject:
Geomides wrote:
Its not really a fetish untill you require anal sex or whatever the object of your fetish is in order to get sexual gradification.


Well its a turn on for me to do it to my woman.


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Geomides
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th May 2009 12:02    Post subject:
Effect is not causality.

As such getting turned on by something is an effect that has many causes. what really makes a fetish deviate is usually that you need a very spesific "cause" in order to reach sexual gratification while "normal" people can have many many causes with that effect.

Example is that while doing it with your woman is a turn on I suspect other things can turn you on aswell.

Also note that sexual prefrence and a sexual fetish are seperat definitions.


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th May 2009 16:33    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
he prolly meant max tucker's stories, since he said he's laughing


True. I dled his book and read a little... there are pretty funny stories Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th May 2009 16:39    Post subject:
Tucker Max is the KING! Have his book lying around at home somewhere


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th May 2009 18:42    Post subject:
I read that story on b0g some years ago... But I don't know if they stole it from him or he from them ^^


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th May 2009 18:51    Post subject:
Ginge one more account and your usernames and passwords go public


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