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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 18:21    Post subject:
Velvet ASS ASS IN the new porn game from Replay Studios because we know you love hungry nazi bitches
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JBeckman
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 23:42    Post subject:
Isn't that the "Ilsa" trilogy?
(Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS being the full name of the first movie as far as I remember.)

(Concentration camp sex-torture kinda, odd stuff but just one of many weird titles from the 60/70's with other stuff including BrainDead, Bad Taste, Zombie X where X could be anything and other things.)

EDIT: Well it might be strange but at least the porn I've seen has a story. Very Happy

EDIT 2: Wasn't there a thread about that earlier, not porn or such but the most messed up/disturbing movies, read it before I registered on this site so it's probably very old by now.
(Tons of strange little titles in that thread though.)



EDIT: Interesting, didn't know what the game was actually based on. Smile


Last edited by JBeckman on Sun, 26th Apr 2009 00:04; edited 1 time in total
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2009 23:47    Post subject:
Nah, the game is based around the WWII alied spy Violette Szabo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violette_Szabo
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2009 13:24    Post subject:
Seems that a russian version is leaked.
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2009 13:27    Post subject:
Schumi2003 wrote:
Seems that a russian version is leaked.


you're late Very Happy
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2009 18:02    Post subject:
JBeckman wrote:
Isn't that the "Ilsa" trilogy?

EDIT: Interesting, didn't know what the game was actually based on

i sense disappointment in that last statement Laughing
can't blame ya, actually. i too would've preferred an ilsa-game.

still hoping to see some whipping in this one, though, 'cause that leather (shouldn't it have been velvet?) suit just asks for it.
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2009 20:15    Post subject:
ofcourse, russians are first as always
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2009 22:15    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
JBeckman wrote:
Isn't that the "Ilsa" trilogy?

EDIT: Interesting, didn't know what the game was actually based on

i sense disappointment in that last statement Laughing
can't blame ya, actually. i too would've preferred an ilsa-game.

still hoping to see some whipping in this one, though, 'cause that leather (shouldn't it have been velvet?) suit just asks for it.


Here u go. Have a nice play with ilse.

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dezztroy




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2009 22:22    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Nah, the game is based around the WWII alied spy Violette Szabo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violette_Szabo


Just read through that. Once again proves that the French can't fight: "In R. J. Minney's biography, she is described as putting up fierce resistance with her Sten gun. German documents of the incident record no German injuries or casualties."

Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 02:55    Post subject:
dezztroy wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
Nah, the game is based around the WWII alied spy Violette Szabo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violette_Szabo


Just read through that. Once again proves that the French can't fight: "In R. J. Minney's biography, she is described as putting up fierce resistance with her Sten gun. German documents of the incident record no German injuries or casualties."

Razz

Fierce resistance? That just means she threw the gun at the Germans instead of dropping it.

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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 03:54    Post subject:
And the young ones has to make jokes about that again , sorry but cant find it funny to make jokes about ww2 if it wasnt for those that fallen we would not have had the freedom as we have now.

And if you a adult and make jokes about this then you pathetic but thats just my opinion.


Anyway ontopic I pre ordered the game for Xbox 360 since I love WW2 stuff and mostly killing nazi`s Very Happy , trying it with a female char will be something else for a change.


@sabin1981 thanks for the link i`m always interested in history specialy the WW2 stuff.
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 11:18    Post subject:
ShadowX wrote:
And the young ones has to make jokes about that again , sorry but cant find it funny to make jokes about ww2 if it wasnt for those that fallen we would not have had the freedom as we have now.

And if you a adult and make jokes about this then you pathetic but thats just my opinion.

i take it you thought la vita e bella and la grande vadrouille were also pathetic. and all the other countless comedies about the subject.

it ain't a big deal, though. there's lots of your sort of people in this world so i'm sure you won't have trouble finding like-minded individuals with which to share a napkin while watching schindler's list for the 10th time.
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 15:24    Post subject:
So,any1 tried that russian version... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 15:31    Post subject:
It's not cracked.
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 18:51    Post subject:
Too bad,i wanted to ask someone to write mini review and post some ss. Smile
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 19:00    Post subject:
dsergei wrote:
It's not cracked.


It doesn't need to be. If it's StarForce, it *should* work as a Clone, right?
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 19:00    Post subject:
I'd velvet her assassin.
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 19:07    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
dsergei wrote:
It's not cracked.


It doesn't need to be. If it's StarForce, it *should* work as a Clone, right?


Well some people say it works on Win7 without a crack. Didn't run for me with WinXP SP3.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 19:09    Post subject:
Last I heard there are issues with Starforce (clones and retail) under x64. Are you running XP-x64?
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 19:15    Post subject:
Nope 32 bit Sad
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 19:17    Post subject:
I'd test the game on my x64 Win7, but it hasn't appeared on Usenet yet. I'm not willing to waste my time looking for an obscure Russian clone on public trackers either. Sorry mate :-\
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 19:53    Post subject:
Cool....a WWII shooter where two of the keymappings are change menstruation pads and have a hissy PMS fit....
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Gedoe




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 20:06    Post subject:
We need a crack for this ass. (Ok, I'll stop)
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 20:14    Post subject:
Gedoe wrote:
We need a crack for this ass. (Ok, I'll stop)


Game runs fine on win7 x86 but playing riddick atm maybe gonna try it tonight tho.
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 20:31    Post subject:
ShadowX wrote:
And the young ones has to make jokes about that again , sorry but cant find it funny to make jokes about ww2 if it wasnt for those that fallen we would not have had the freedom as we have now.

And if you a adult and make jokes about this then you pathetic but thats just my opinion.


Anyway ontopic I pre ordered the game for Xbox 360 since I love WW2 stuff and mostly killing nazi`s Very Happy , trying it with a female char will be something else for a change.


@sabin1981 thanks for the link i`m always interested in history specialy the WW2 stuff.


Joking about WW2 is wrong, but saying you love killing nazis is perfectly fine? Hypocrite..

Anyone tried the game yet? I'd get it, but I don't want no Starforce infecting my computer.
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ShadowX




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2009 23:50    Post subject:
dezztroy wrote:
ShadowX wrote:
And the young ones has to make jokes about that again , sorry but cant find it funny to make jokes about ww2 if it wasnt for those that fallen we would not have had the freedom as we have now.

And if you a adult and make jokes about this then you pathetic but thats just my opinion.


Anyway ontopic I pre ordered the game for Xbox 360 since I love WW2 stuff and mostly killing nazi`s Very Happy , trying it with a female char will be something else for a change.


@sabin1981 thanks for the link i`m always interested in history specialy the WW2 stuff.


Joking about WW2 is wrong, but saying you love killing nazis is perfectly fine? Hypocrite..

Anyone tried the game yet? I'd get it, but I don't want no Starforce infecting my computer.



Ow yes true true those nazi where such lovely people right (and that calls me Hypocrite)
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Apr 2009 04:41    Post subject:
i'd also like to see some mini reviews
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Apr 2009 19:00    Post subject:
Russian crack is out.

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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Apr 2009 21:21    Post subject:
Cracked by ratsforce Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Apr 2009 21:27    Post subject:
reinstalling the game now , gonna test the game in ~5 min's , coming back with screens

edit: how i should take ss's on game ? i take with print screens but only black screenshots Confused
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