Chuck Norris is Portuguese
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xtralong




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Apr 2009 15:42    Post subject: Chuck Norris is Portuguese


0m30s! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


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SuTuRa




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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Apr 2009 05:09    Post subject:
lool Man vs Car!
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Apr 2009 05:28    Post subject:
Laughing what an idiot Laughing


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javlar




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Apr 2009 01:40    Post subject:
Someone translate this



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PoorLeno




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Apr 2009 21:41    Post subject:
blahblah that dood blahblah this dood blahblah Mussolini!


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JahLux
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Apr 2009 23:13    Post subject:
i would have run him over no doubt
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Ronhrin
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Apr 2009 23:46    Post subject:
JahLux wrote:
i would have run him over no doubt


It's guys like these that make me ashamed of this stupid country of mine.

Anyway, don't be so surprised, because more than 80% of Portuguese males have that same temper.
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KaputXino




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Location: "Poitugal"
PostPosted: Wed, 15th Apr 2009 01:16    Post subject:
javlar wrote:
Someone translate this


Something like this:

[...] local rally, and first time trials, starring pilot José Arruda (white Peugeot) whom right after the start, attempted to outrun Sérgio Silva (blue Peugeot) on the corner, and hit his car, sending him spiraling and him somersaulting.

The worst was yet to come, without any justification, José Arruda heads for the car of his opponent and kicks the windshield, martial arts style, breaking it and injuring Sérgio Silva lightly.

Yet not satisfied, he tries physical violence, but doesn't succeed, held back by the spectators.

Sad episode[...] It's up to the event managers to prevent similar situations on the future, so that these events don't turn into medieval arenas...


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