please tell me I'll never go through this ever again...
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 18:31    Post subject: please tell me I'll never go through this ever again...
holy shit this is fucking embarrassing
so I'm known as a pretty anti social guy and I like it this way even though it's quite easy for me to blend in and people still like me, not the scared quiet type.
I believe being uber social is overrated and I really do enjoy my quiet time alone
but I decided to pay my family a visit today and gosh was I wrong to do this...
everything went pretty decently until I had to say goodbye and leave I say good bye to everyone except my uncle who was upstairs so I went there to say goodbye only to find him having sex with his wife.. I return back a millisecond after that but they both saw me, it was a pretty awkward moment..
fucking idiots should've at least closed the damn door

I don't think there'll ever be a day where we meet and don't remember this. I know it's all "so they were having sex so it's normal" course it is, but it was pretty awkward..

sigh feels a bit better now that I let this out of my chest, in my good home out in the woods with so little neighbors.
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 18:33    Post subject:
Pics or it didn't happen.. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 18:34    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
Pics or it didn't happen.. Laughing


you gotta be fucking kidding me Laughing
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inz




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 18:37    Post subject:
Well, video clip will do, as well.

But eh, you're all adults anyway, if they don't bring it up, fuhgeddabaudit.
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 18:46    Post subject:
Your uncle like to live dangerous^^
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 18:46    Post subject:
I actually had my video camera when I went there Laughing
but no I didn't film it Razz I bet you would've just peeked without them noticing and filmed it inz Very Happy
hahaha
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 18:51    Post subject:
Well of course, it's one's civic duty as an internets citizen. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 18:55    Post subject:
lmao Touché
I guess I'm just an internets rogue anarchist Shocked
oh wait.
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 18:59    Post subject:
you should add more detail to the story. graphic detail, i mean. because it's a good story and it seems to hold promise, but, as it is, i can't jerk off to it yet Sad
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 19:04    Post subject:
This may be the first time I've seen something serious from you... an interesting and funny story, thx for sharing Laughing (best part may be that you'll never forget their moaning and naked asses hahahahaha)


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 19:07    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
you should add more detail to the story. graphic detail, i mean. because it's a good story and it seems to hold promise, but, as it is, i can't jerk off to it yet Sad


Laughing you're trying to get into pretty embarrassing memories man please don't do this to me Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 19:09    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
This may be the first time I've seen something serious from you... an interesting and funny story, thx for sharing Laughing (best part may be that you'll never forget their moaning and naked asses hahahahaha)


but I'm always serious Sad
they weren't moaning loudly just kinda laughing but the memory will strike everytime we say hello that's for sure Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 20:17    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Mar 2009 03:33    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Mar 2009 06:01    Post subject:
Don't delay, the longer you wait to break the ice - the thicker it gets.

Just add some humour to the situation, attend next family meeting and make a horrible joke about it. No need to build it up by behaving like a deviant.


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Mar 2009 06:06    Post subject:
dominae wrote:
Don't delay, the longer you wait to break the ice - the thicker it gets.


^^ good advice. why make it a bigger deal than it needs to be. bring it up and you're uncomfortable for 10 seconds, keep it to yourself and it never goes away. it's not really a big deal. at least you didn't catch him jerking off to CP Wink


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Mar 2009 06:24    Post subject:
Yeah it is a good advice it's just that my family is the "old school" type and sex is not really the everyday talk of the family
but I think we'll pretty much pretend it just never happened..
lol if I caught him jerking off to cp I'd drag his sorry ass downstairs with his hands still on his dick
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Mar 2009 07:35    Post subject:
Ah man, no worries.

Its all good. So the guy was banging his wife. Make a joke outta it and thats it.
Ive walked in on my brother, my parents and 2 of my aunts over the years.
Aside from my brother, things were cool....I mean....my sister in law naked.....damn, thats something i never wanted to see....

Hell, my dad has walked in on me having sex nuff times. I don't care.

So don't worry. They are adults, your an adult I assume. Sex is natural, nothing to feel awkward about bro


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Mar 2009 13:25    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
Pics or it didn't happen.. Laughing


HAHA good one Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Mar 2009 13:29    Post subject:
dominae wrote:
Don't delay, the longer you wait to break the ice - the thicker it gets.

Just add some humour to the situation, attend next family meeting and make a horrible joke about it. No need to build it up by behaving like a deviant.

But if he goes next time it might be his dad and uncle having sex with each other?
How could he possibly let us in on that one?
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Mar 2009 00:06    Post subject:
people fuck, even the people we dont want to imagine fucking...well they still do it. Best thing to do is just say to yourself fuck it and never give it another thought. Dont feel awkward about it, id just brush it off. Sex wasnt exactly a hot topic in the household i grew up in. I got caught jerking off when i was a teenager. I guess i was a little embarrased for a bit. No one ever mentioned it again to me, so i thought fuck it why should i care, and that attitude seems to have carried me through some pretty outrageous days at university in my early 20's. Thing to realise is chances are the other people involved arent dwelling on it as much as you are.
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Mar 2009 00:14    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:

Ive walked in on my brother, my parents and 2 of my aunts over the years.
Don't they have locks in Canada Surprised ? ^^
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Mar 2009 01:15    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:

Ive walked in on my brother, my parents and 2 of my aunts over the years.
Don't they have locks in Canada Surprised ? ^^


I can remember watching a documentary on Canada a while ago and some residents in some part of the country were saying it is (or was, cant remeber too well) considered rude to lock the front doors even when you are out!!


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Mar 2009 02:12    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
I can remember watching a documentary on Canada a while ago and some residents in some part of the country were saying it is (or was, cant remeber too well) considered rude to lock the front doors even when you are out!!


lol, not in the city Razz

but yeah, my sister lives about 3 hours north of me and most of them don't really lock their doors ...


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Mar 2009 08:54    Post subject:
Maybe they don't lock the doors...but they lay claymores inside Very HappyVery Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Mar 2009 15:54    Post subject:
wawrzul wrote:
Maybe they don't lock the doors...but they lay claymores inside Very HappyVery Happy


wouldn't surprise me, they're a bunch of fucing hicks Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Apr 2009 01:25    Post subject:
there's alot of smaller towns in canada where people dont lock their doors.
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Apr 2009 09:19    Post subject:
Kill your family with an automatic rifle, then you'll never have to deal with it ever again. Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Apr 2009 16:45    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Ah man, no worries.

Its all good. So the guy was banging his wife. Make a joke outta it and thats it.
Ive walked in on my brother, my parents and 2 of my aunts over the years.
Aside from my brother, things were cool....I mean....my sister in law naked.....damn, thats something i never wanted to see....

Hell, my dad has walked in on me having sex nuff times. I don't care.

So don't worry. They are adults, your an adult I assume. Sex is natural, nothing to feel awkward about bro


I guess you grew up in an open minded family, my family isn't quite the same unfortunately, if my parents caught me having sex we'd never look in each other's eyes again... Laughing

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people fuck, even the people we dont want to imagine fucking...well they still do it. Best thing to do is just say to yourself fuck it and never give it another thought. Dont feel awkward about it, id just brush it off. Sex wasnt exactly a hot topic in the household i grew up in. I got caught jerking off when i was a teenager. I guess i was a little embarrased for a bit. No one ever mentioned it again to me, so i thought fuck it why should i care, and that attitude seems to have carried me through some pretty outrageous days at university in my early 20's. Thing to realise is chances are the other people involved arent dwelling on it as much as you are.



I think the same when I wrote this after few hours of it happening and I was still emotional about it, it's not a problem to me anymore it's not my fault they picked the wrong time and place to fuck and didn't even bother to close the damn door..

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can't say this thought didn't go through my mind
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Apr 2009 19:15    Post subject:
You shouldn't be embarrassed. You did nothing wrong. Your uncle was in the wrong for not shutting the door in a full house of people. Wouldn't you be a bit pissed off if you had kids and your young daughter or son walked in on that? Or even if you had a friend/girlfriend over and they were given a 'show'. What he did was disrespectfull imo.
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