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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 18:45    Post subject: Food poisoning
48 hours without food so far. I just vomit it out or shit it out in liquid form. They have me hooked up to an IV at home to prevent dehydration. Fever too. Fuck my life.
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 18:58    Post subject:
i've had many alcohol poisonings, like vomiting 12 hours straight (nothing but gastric juice after an half an hour)


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dominae
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 18:59    Post subject:
That's what you get for gurgling semen all night. Can't be healthy. But I suppose a manwhore has to make a living somehow. Wink


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 19:07    Post subject:
Dude, first those eggs and now this. You are one unhealthy motherfucker.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 19:48    Post subject:
dominae wrote:
That's what you get for gurgling semen all night. Can't be healthy. But I suppose a manwhore has to make a living somehow. Wink
Harsh.

Oh and I'd take the eggs any day over this crap. Can't even sip water without vomiting.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 19:56    Post subject:
get a nasogastric tube, this way you at least don't have to keep a bucket around, you avoid the acid damaging your esophagus+teeth and maybe even get some sleep Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 20:09    Post subject:
they hooked a IV line to you at home ? where do you live? ive never known that to happen unless your a pensioner and litteraly on your death bed lol... usually if your that dehydrated you would be in a hospital bed for a few days hooked up.
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bushwacka




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 20:31    Post subject:
jeez he's got food poisoning, not cancer/mrsa/any other serious shit. why waste a hospital bed for food poisoning? if it was me, i'd take an IV line in my own bed over hospital imprisonment any day as long as it's nothing serious (even though the hospitals here are excellent)
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 20:36    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
Oh and I'd take the eggs any day over this crap. Can't even sip water without vomiting.

so it wasn't eggs this time. i bet it was still to impress some bimbos, though. you should try looking for easier ways of getting laid. even paying a hooker would be an improvement Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 20:49    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:
Oh and I'd take the eggs any day over this crap. Can't even sip water without vomiting.

so it wasn't eggs this time. i bet it was still to impress some bimbos, though. you should try looking for easier ways of getting laid. even paying a hooker would be an improvement Smile
Nope, no girls this time. Just some shitty food at Fisherman's wharf, SF.

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jeez he's got food poisoning, not cancer/mrsa/any other serious shit. why waste a hospital bed for food poisoning? if it was me, i'd take an IV line in my own bed over hospital imprisonment any day as long as it's nothing serious (even though the hospitals here are excellent)
My thoughts exactly Smile

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they hooked a IV line to you at home ? where do you live? ive never known that to happen unless your a pensioner and litteraly on your death bed lol... usually if your that dehydrated you would be in a hospital bed for a few days hooked up.
Good 'ole USA Smile
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 09:10    Post subject:
Tainted, drink lots of water man. Throwing up and not eating can fuck your body up bad.
Drink water and ginger ale. Ginger ale settles your stomach.
You have to stay hydrated.
The body can go a month without food but like 2 or 3 days without water.
So drink lots of water...well, dont guzzle water every 10 mins. But drink 2 glasses every half hour or so.
And drink ginger ale man. It will sooth your stomach and flush out your system.

Been there before. Got food poisoning off of KFC one time and I couldn't keep anything down and my doc told me to drink water and the occasional glass of ginger ale till my stomach settled down.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 09:22    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Tainted, drink lots of water man. Throwing up and not eating can fuck your body up bad.
Drink water and ginger ale. Ginger ale settles your stomach.
You have to stay hydrated.
The body can go a month without food but like 2 or 3 days without water.
So drink lots of water...well, dont guzzle water every 10 mins. But drink 2 glasses every half hour or so.
And drink ginger ale man. It will sooth your stomach and flush out your system.

Been there before. Got food poisoning off of KFC one time and I couldn't keep anything down and my doc told me to drink water and the occasional glass of ginger ale till my stomach settled down.


thats what you get for eating KFC......stick to popeyes Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 11:03    Post subject:
gotta say, ginger ale tastes like shit BUT it does the trick. Another one to settle the stomach is luc-warm water with about half a teaspoon of white sugar. It neutralizes the stomach acids or something Rolling Eyes but it works. They gave my friend those tricks when he was poisoned.

In reality, you cant really 'stop' it, only slow it down, you will still vomit because your body will keep getting rid of the bad fluids to protect itself (like when you get a splinter, it pushes the splinter out) it is trying to rid itself of the poison. If I were you, id take some watersugar/ginger ale, sip that shit with a bucket + some dvd's for a few hours. Then sleep. Sleep is good as it lets your body get work done while your brain is off elsewhere.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 17:33    Post subject:
I would say to "drink" Tea Tree Oil BUT its toxic...It would of fixed the problem immediately... Wink

Try ION Silver/Colloidal Silver or a lot of Cinnamon...
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 17:50    Post subject:
NecroViolator wrote:
I would say to "drink" Tea Tree Oil BUT its toxic...It would of fixed the problem immediately... Wink

Try ION Silver/Colloidal Silver or a lot of Cinnamon...

do you want to kill him? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 19:26    Post subject:
Yeah drink colloidal Silver and turn blue! I'll pass...
I never got food poisoning, but I've got intestine virosis. It's similar to food poisoning - lots of puking, and no real food tor couple of days...


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 20:01    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Yeah drink colloidal Silver and turn blue! I'll pass...
I never got food poisoning, but I've got intestine virosis. It's similar to food poisoning - lots of puking, and no real food tor couple of days...



LOL...
You only turn BLUE when you take more than 70 (80) PPM Smile...
Taking around 20 PPM aday you wont turn blue...

If your so sentimental then eat alot of cinnamon...


@bushwacka

he he, no... Just wish GOD would stop toying with us... Its extremely good for killing all bacteria, even the MRSA Staph/Strep... The medical pharmacies are still trying to synthesize it, but cant... Jerk off's are always out for more money... At least Tea Tree Oil is FREE and easy to make...
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 20:15    Post subject:
Oh yeah I forgot, you can always ask someone to 'transfer his energy' and 'heal you' using reiki Rolling Eyes


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 20:32    Post subject:
Maybe I can enlist the great spiritual healer Karadjic to help me Laughing

72 hours, no food, going strong. But I'm able to sip vitamin water and tea now, so they took me off the IV. Bad thing is I gotta be back in Uni on Monday, or I get dropped from all my classes (mandatory first day attendance policy, no exceptions). So, come hell or high water I'm boarding that 3 pm plane tomorrow for Southern California.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 20:43    Post subject:
NecroViolator wrote:
dingo_d wrote:
Yeah drink colloidal Silver and turn blue! I'll pass...
I never got food poisoning, but I've got intestine virosis. It's similar to food poisoning - lots of puking, and no real food tor couple of days...



LOL...
You only turn BLUE when you take more than 70 (80) PPM Smile...
Taking around 20 PPM aday you wont turn blue...

If your so sentimental then eat alot of cinnamon...


@bushwacka

he he, no... Just wish GOD would stop toying with us... Its extremely good for killing all bacteria, even the MRSA Staph/Strep... The medical pharmacies are still trying to synthesize it, but cant... Jerk off's are always out for more money... At least Tea Tree Oil is FREE and easy to make...

sorry, but you're talking a lot of bullcrap here. first of all, what has god to do with all of this? if you "believe" in collodial silver (which can be synthetised btw, ever heard of electrolysis? Laughing ), then i won't stop you - to each his own. and the jerkoffs that are out for money are those ppl who manufacture all the alternative healing stuff, they're not any better than pharma companies. concering cinnamon: yes it has some antibiotic and antioxidantic qualities, but they are far too weak.

if you want something organic/natural/whatever that REALLY helps: garlic. when i was at the uni, i tested it on shitloads of bacteria - it's like dropping an miniature atomic bomb on a bacteria culture in a petri dish! Very Happy

@tainted4ever: good to see that you're a bit better now, hope you're back on your feet on monday...combining health issues with uni stuff fucking sucks.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 20:46    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
Maybe I can enlist the great spiritual healer Karadjic to help me Laughing

72 hours, no food, going strong. But I'm able to sip vitamin water and tea now, so they took me off the IV. Bad thing is I gotta be back in Uni on Monday, or I get dropped from all my classes (mandatory first day attendance policy, no exceptions). So, come hell or high water I'm boarding that 3 pm plane tomorrow for Southern California.


You mean dr. Dabić Laughing ahaha!!

@bushwacka

I didn't react to 'god' post because it was meant to piss someone off, I guess you fell for it...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 20:50    Post subject:
oh i couldn't care less about the god stuff (i'm an atheist), was just wondering what god would have to do with all this Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 20:57    Post subject:
Well it was an obvious provocation, I share your beliefs...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 04:57    Post subject:
bushwacka wrote:
Its extremely good for killing all bacteria, even the MRSA Staph/Strep...


care to provide proof for that nugget of bullshit? Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 07:55    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Tainted, drink lots of water man. Throwing up and not eating can fuck your body up bad.
Drink water and ginger ale. Ginger ale settles your stomach.
You have to stay hydrated.
The body can go a month without food but like 2 or 3 days without water.
So drink lots of water...well, dont guzzle water every 10 mins. But drink 2 glasses every half hour or so.
And drink ginger ale man. It will sooth your stomach and flush out your system.

Been there before. Got food poisoning off of KFC one time and I couldn't keep anything down and my doc told me to drink water and the occasional glass of ginger ale till my stomach settled down.


thats what you get for eating KFC......stick to popeyes Smile


Your joking right? Popeyes is fuckin nasty!
I've had it twice and both times gave me the shits for 2 days.

The only reason I got food poisoning from the KFC was cause of the KFC I bought it from. It was shut down like a month later cuz of sanitary reasons. Its been resold and is now some other food joint.

The KFC I go to now always has good food. Never got sick once from the KFC I go to now.

And I LOVE KFC man. Its the only fastfood I can eat anymore besides Harvey's (its a Canadian burger joint, best burgers, if your ever in Canada, find a Harvey's and get a Double Bacon Cheeseburger....my god they are good and their poutine's aren't that bad either...I have had better in Montreal tho). I can't eat McDonalds, Wendy's, Burger King, Arby's, Sonic, Taco Shit etc....they all give me horrible gas pains 2 hours after eating and then like 4 hours later the shits start and last a day or two.
KFC is fine tho.
What I do is I get a big bucket, eat like 4 pieces (all breasts, no stupid drumsticks, hate drumsticks), eat the fries and gravy and macaroni salad then put the bucket in the fridge. Then 2 hours later when its cold and the skin has hardened, I feast. KFC cold is SOOOO good. Nice crispy skin and cold chicken....I make sandwiches and shit outta the chicken sometimes.
KFC is the best. Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 14:15    Post subject:
sorry, but you're talking a lot of bullcrap here. first of all, what has god to do with all of this? if you "believe" in collodial silver (which can be synthetised btw, ever heard of electrolysis? Laughing ), then i won't stop you - to each his own. and the jerkoffs that are out for money are those ppl who manufacture all the alternative healing stuff, they're not any better than pharma companies. concering cinnamon: yes it has some antibiotic and antioxidantic qualities, but they are far too weak.

if you want something organic/natural/whatever that REALLY helps: garlic. when i was at the uni, i tested it on shitloads of bacteria - it's like dropping an miniature atomic bomb on a bacteria culture in a petri dish! Very Happy

@tainted4ever: good to see that you're a bit better now, hope you're back on your feet on monday...combining health issues with uni stuff fucking sucks.

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Garlic ONLY works to a certain degree and NOT on all Staph/Strep...
First off I was talking about the Tea Tree Oil... You can use it on your skin but cant drink it... It kills Staph/Step very potent... Even the MRSA Bacteria... Ive used this in my own research and it is extremely potent... This is what other researchers are trying to mimic in Antibiotics...

Also I DO KNOW what Im talking about on the Ion Silver and Colloidal Silver because I used it my self to kill a Staph infection... Within 5 to 15 minutes it kills off the infection...
Ive tried all the Antibiotics/Penicillin there is and not one was as effective as Ion/Colloidal Silver...

Its all good as long as our patient (tainted4ever) doesnt turn BLUE...LOL...
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 14:20    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
bushwacka wrote:
Its extremely good for killing all bacteria, even the MRSA Staph/Strep...


care to provide proof for that nugget of bullshit? Wink

i didn't write that shit, necroviolator did (and i already bashed it above anyway). btw, in the case of colloidal silver, it even reduces the effectiveness of antibiotics. so much for this panacea.

except if you were after the garlic stuff i wrote - just google mrsa and garlic, here's just one of many results:
http://www.innovations-report.com/html/reports/medicine_health/report-24405.html

@necroviolator:
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Garlic ONLY works to a certain degree and NOT on all Staph/Strep...

read the link i posted above or google it.

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First off I was talking about the Tea Tree Oil... You can use it on your skin but cant drink it... It kills Staph/Step very potent... Even the MRSA Bacteria... Ive used this in my own research and it is extremely potent... This is what other researchers are trying to mimic in Antibiotics...

look again, i never bashed tea tree oil. yes it is effective for treating skin infections etc, but it won't do you anything good when you've got a full blown sepsis as you can't ingest or infuse it. plus in low concentrations, it improves bacteria resistences

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Also I DO KNOW what Im talking about on the Ion Silver and Colloidal Silver because I used it my self to kill a Staph infection... Within 5 to 15 minutes it kills off the infection...
Ive tried all the Antibiotics/Penicillin there is and not one was as effective as Ion/Colloidal Silver...

as stated above, to everyone his own. please continue your research - alternative healing is not my thing, but i'm also not against anything revolutionary if there really is proof that it works. but please stay away from recommending stuff to ppl that could be harmful and isn't fully researched.
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 15:14    Post subject:
Fully researched ???
Whats the side effects of all the Antibiotics/Penicillin compared to Ion/Colloidal Silver ???
Also it has been researched on... Even Colloidal Gold and other metals, which I wont recommend taking...

I know what Garlic does and doesnt do...

Sepsis is in the blood, entire body this is why I bashed God a little for creating Tea Tre Oil and not being able to drink it...So I believe in God, you have a problem with that ???
ALSO, I NEVER STATED ANYTHING ON SEPSIS...
I stated the SKIN area, and nothing more... This is why Ion/Colloidal Silver is around...

Also, you need to use 100% pure Tea Tree Oil on Staph/Strep, if you use lower concentrates the Bacteria could become immune...Tea tree oil has the ability to kill many bacterial strains, including MRSA.

All this is what Im using to CURE myself because the doctors in this country are uneducated and cant do a damn test right...

I have Staphylococcus Lugdunensis and not one fucking doctors knows how to do a test right, so Ive been fighting this shity country government for help...
The Docs look and say "oww, blue/black/red skin is normal so we wont do any tests"
Then after 4 months I got huge black boils, then they did do test and found Staph...
They gave me Heracillin for 5 months WHICH DIDNT DO SHIT to help...
So I tried IonSilver and IT WORKED, no more fucking extreme headaches and no vomiting or lose stomach...

So I talk from experience...
So SORRY if I post about what has helped me so far...
GARLIC DIDNT HELP !!!...

Here are the RESULTS of some studies :
http://www.silver-colloids.com/Pubs/biostudies.html

I do understand that many "tests" are false do to the fact that Ion Silver attaches its self with Chloride(s) in the body with makes Silver Chloride(s) and such, but Colloidal Silver doesnt bind itself with Chloride...
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Mar 2009 07:37    Post subject:
Well here I am. In hell. With no food. Fuck it, at least I have... water. Lame.


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Mar 2009 07:37    Post subject:
@necro

lol for a sec i thought you were talking to me...i could figure out what was bullshit just because i like KFC lol


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