They call me jesus
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Mar 2009 21:58    Post subject: They call me jesus
cuz I wear sandals
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Mar 2009 22:00    Post subject:
lol!


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Mar 2009 22:04    Post subject:
Laughing
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Mar 2009 23:43    Post subject:
shave my cock finally after a while (2 months)


yes
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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Mar 2009 23:45    Post subject:
they call me cave man for loving my grass
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 12:52    Post subject:
damn hippies
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 13:02    Post subject:
Spiderman wrote:
they call me cave man for loving my grass
 Spoiler:
 

Ahahaha Laughing
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wawrzul




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 13:57    Post subject:
Jesus? That's one of the main characters from that book..."The Bible", was it? Pretty good fiction, but it has too many dumb followers (even more than Harry Jerkoff Potter!) :/

EDIT : Oh, and that book inspired murders with multimilion casualties amongst men all over the world. Damn.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 14:39    Post subject:


his name is head, dick head.


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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 15:33    Post subject:
A friend of mine is called jesus because he have long half-curly hair, lol
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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 16:46    Post subject:
(this is just for the swedísh speaking people here though)



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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2009 19:48    Post subject:
Brilliant... "bloody carpenter".... Razz



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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 09:05    Post subject:
I get called Jesus by my idiot friends because of my long hair and beard....retards Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 11:26    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing


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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 11:28    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
I get called Jesus by my idiot friends because of my long hair and beard....retards Rolling Eyes
pix or it didn't happen Smile
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 08:38    Post subject:
wgem wrote:
Laughing Laughing


naw man, its annoying.

Cause my white friends called me say "Hey Christ, come here" and my black friend's say "Hey Jah, whats up man?".
Jah means Jesus.

Like fuck, its offencive. Its like being called the Easter Bunny or some other fictional character.....assholes. Sad


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edweird13




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 09:13    Post subject:
Syco I got a idea. I will play Satan and have her call for Jesus and you could walk in and blow her mind. As long as we don't cross swords it's ok with me.
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javlar




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 21:05    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
(this is just for the swedísh speaking people here though)



Laughing



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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Mar 2009 07:04    Post subject:
edweird13 wrote:
Syco I got a idea. I will play Satan and have her call for Jesus and you could walk in and blow her mind. As long as we don't cross swords it's ok with me.


lol Smile

Dibs on the coochie first tho. Smile


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