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WaldoJ
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 Posted: Mon, 16th Mar 2009 14:43 Post subject: Argh! What the fuck!!!! |
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So I caught something. Vile and disgusting.
My chest is all watery.
My nose is all clogged.
My head is woozy.
My ears are numby.
And my throat is all bumpy.
And everytime I sneeze all my bones hurt!
Just now i sneezed and my ribs hurt like a bitch.
Yesterday I sneezed and my shoulder got raped and my stomach and my knees.
What the fuck!?!?!?!? And everytime I sneeze my nipples get hard and it's not awesome sexual type where i can lick em and get turned on and then wank while watching my self lick my nipples in the mirror, but it's the fuckin' FUCKERS STOP HURTING type. 
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Mon, 16th Mar 2009 14:55 Post subject: |
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yes that happens when you go past 10000 post counts 
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| Posted: Mon, 16th Mar 2009 16:08 Post subject: |
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its not lupus
cockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcock
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Cohen
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Mon, 16th Mar 2009 17:38 Post subject: |
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No worries Valdo, people can live with aids for at least 2-3 years with the 70 pills a day cocktails.  No worries.
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nouseforaname
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Cohen
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| Posted: Mon, 16th Mar 2009 18:22 Post subject: |
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"If Magic Johnson got a cure for AIDS, and all the broke motherfuckers passed away.."
troll detected by SiN
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| Posted: Mon, 16th Mar 2009 18:33 Post subject: |
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Dude, Magic Johnson got AIDS? ffs. I didn't know that O.o He's an awesome guy
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HubU
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| Posted: Mon, 16th Mar 2009 20:04 Post subject: |
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That's what you get for being an unhealthy living guy and a drunk.
You should quit drinking/smoking/doing drugs and do some sports while eating some good shits like vegetables and such...
"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach
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| Posted: Mon, 16th Mar 2009 20:21 Post subject: |
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Waldo you are so fucked up I'm honestly surprised you are still alive  every week it's something new not to mention disgusting, you need professor Frankenstein to make you a new body you are falling apart.
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Mon, 16th Mar 2009 21:31 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | ^^ Magic Johnson tested positive for HIV more that 15 years ago  |
Yes I know, these cocktails have been getting better and better, and HIV positives can have almost normal lives. I was joking. |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Mar 2009 05:17 Post subject: |
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lol! Took a shitload of pills during work today  ate absolutley nothing. smoked 2 packs of cigarettes. had enough to drink. and i'm feelin' pretty good right now GUess it was just a 48 hour thing. I was dead yesterday.
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Mar 2009 20:08 Post subject: |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Wed, 18th Mar 2009 00:47 Post subject: |
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lol  i'm sick like once ever 3 months
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| Posted: Wed, 18th Mar 2009 07:53 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 18th Mar 2009 09:48 Post subject: |
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Waldo is strong with the Nforce
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Wed, 18th Mar 2009 13:31 Post subject: |
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| Reg67 wrote: | | WaldoJ wrote: | | lol i'm sick like once ever 3 months |
Its never a cold mate always something life threatening like Elephantitis or Yellow fever. What next? An Ectopic pregnancy? Blocked ovaries? Just by being alive you are a walking medical miracle. When you do pop your clogs. Books will be written about the 'Miracle man of Nforce' |
Right now it's just Hep A, jaundice and a pending operation 
But thanks
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