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wawrzul
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 Posted: Tue, 24th Feb 2009 09:39 Post subject: Re: I'm seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mi |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 24th Feb 2009 13:38 Post subject: |
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ya 
I dunno wat to do... halp!
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Tue, 24th Feb 2009 13:44 Post subject: |
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push previous song twice,
Oh noes!!! now the kids aren't alright 
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 24th Feb 2009 13:47 Post subject: |
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| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Tue, 24th Feb 2009 14:13 Post subject: |
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seriously...drop it like it's hot!
She will get worse and worse and when push comes to shove...dumping her will be even harder!
Although I like the axe option alot...
| Injurious wrote: | | And then Mabel tripped over a rock and landed in a well and was trapped there with Timmy. Sadly I shot Lassie so no one is saving that bitch! |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Wed, 25th Feb 2009 18:34 Post subject: |
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@Waldo
95% of woman are out of their minds. Must be the female hormones they have.
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Feb 2009 01:14 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | @Waldo
95% of woman are out of their minds. Must be the female hormones they have. |
...then what makes the other 5% sane? Testosterone? Alien implants?
| Injurious wrote: | | And then Mabel tripped over a rock and landed in a well and was trapped there with Timmy. Sadly I shot Lassie so no one is saving that bitch! |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Feb 2009 02:08 Post subject: |
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| ApeX PredatoR wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | @Waldo
95% of woman are out of their minds. Must be the female hormones they have. |
...then what makes the other 5% sane? Testosterone? Alien implants?
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Alien implants for sure Predator. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR WOMEN!  
Naw, 5% are the ones who are realistic in what they want, can attain etc
Not the rest who think about only themselves and no one else and expect a man to look like a Calvin Kline model and shit they make men out to "be" in the media.
My niece said something 3 days ago that warranted a lecture. She's 12.
We were talking about boys and what not. And she said by the time she's an adult, she hopes they invent a device that husbands/boyfriends HAVE TO wear so when they say some that is "stupid" or "disagree with the woman", the woman can "correct them" by inducing an electrical shock. She got a LONG talking to about that but she's stubborn (like me) so I dunno if it did any good tbh.
My niece is either gunna end up a lesbian (her mom's Bi, so it's in the blood) or a complete bitch to guys.
She won't be to me cuz i'll fuckin smack her if she's rude to me. And she knows it. Thats why she treats me with respect and such...and I treat her like an adult, not like a kid (in most respects). Thats why she always phones me and wants to come over and stuff.
She's even started calling my girl Aunt Angela. And of course, Angela loves her so on weekends, during the day, we chill with my niece...rather..my niece and Angela chill together. They do "Girl Stuff that I wouldn't understand" 
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Feb 2009 10:51 Post subject: |
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oh she means like a anti-barking dog collar, bark once and you get zapped 
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...expect a man to look like a Calvin Kline model and shit they make men out to "be" in the media.
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well, it's done the other way around too. Women are pictured as goddesses in the media and alot of men expect to have a girlfriend/wife like that too.
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...They do "Girl Stuff that I wouldn't understand" Rolling Eyes
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lol...I run as fast as I can whenever my girl gets together with her mates or sister. I'm just sitting there without the faintest clue of what they're talking about...although it gets better after a sixpack
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 11:24 Post subject: |
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| ApeX PredatoR wrote: | oh she means like a anti-barking dog collar, bark once and you get zapped
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...expect a man to look like a Calvin Kline model and shit they make men out to "be" in the media.
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well, it's done the other way around too. Women are pictured as goddesses in the media and alot of men expect to have a girlfriend/wife like that too.
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...They do "Girl Stuff that I wouldn't understand" Rolling Eyes
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lol...I run as fast as I can whenever my girl gets together with her mates or sister. I'm just sitting there without the faintest clue of what they're talking about...although it gets better after a sixpack |
lol yeah, like a dog collar man that zaps you.
And yeah, I know its the same way for women and I think its wrong. Its the reason alot of girls starve themselves or feel ugly or depressed because they don't look like some siliconed broad in some photo thats been airbrushed and retouched so the woman looks perfect.
I tell that to my niece all the time. Don't judge beauty on the female pop singers you like cause none of them look the way they do in magazines or on tv when they are at home. They look like normal women.
The only celebrity i've seen that looks just as gorgeous when she's all done up when she's dressed normally is Kate Beckinsale. She has real beauty that woman.
As for the girl stuff.....man, they go upstairs and I stay down on my comp or watch a movie that my niece wont watch (she hates gorey movies) so they won't come down and try and braid my hair...I swear, those 2 together...makes me wanna pull my hair out sometimes.
But sometimes, they bake gingerbread cookies with icing or cake or cupcakes etc then I don't mind A chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven is SOOOOOO good.
Think I'm gunna ask the woman to make me a batch this weekend (plus I love raw cookie dough).
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| Posted: Mon, 2nd Mar 2009 00:02 Post subject: |
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PRIVATE WALDO YOU BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!
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| Posted: Mon, 2nd Mar 2009 17:43 Post subject: |
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I say you tell her you think her eyes look like pizza, and that you love pizza. Also, you can do all that while grabbing your crotch, it will give you credibility. Go go go.
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| Posted: Thu, 5th Mar 2009 11:30 Post subject: |
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you best square your ass away and start shitting me tiffany cuff links, or I will definitely fuck you up
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