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 Posted: Sat, 17th Jan 2009 22:34 Post subject: Just follow me on my idea okay.... |
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So you meet a woman you love to death and you never want it to change, but deep down you know things could allways change eh, and it usually starts with arguing and shit, so I think I have found the perfect solution for men on the entire planet. Just think about this, what if us guys could get reconstructive surgery for our women, replacing their mouths with sweet and allways wet vagina's, now this would be absolute golden wouldn't it. You'd have a girl thats 100% about sex, and you won't ever have to listen to her whine and moan about shit, her family, her latest shopping spree blablabla, etc. You can stick your cock in her face, you can perform a full monty by performing an upper cunnilungus and a bottom deep penetration, you can eat her pussy whilst standing and you can even do it in public, then it wouldn't be called french kissing but australian kissing(its a word I cooked up cuz Australia is really down under ya know). There's tons and tons more advantages to this, won't list them all, I think you can all draw your own conclusions.
So lemme know what you guys think of this okay, if most of you like the idea I will bring up the idea to my girlfriend and I'll see how she will take it.
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Parallax_
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Jan 2009 23:10 Post subject: |
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Your usual bullshit I see, pfiemel 
How about an own section in the forum, preferably just below the useless void, just for pfiemel? 
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Jan 2009 23:26 Post subject: |
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Well you could get special adapted vagina's that have stronger contracting muscles so it locks harder onto your cock, thats no biggie mate, and you can still keep her tongue in there if you wanted, sure thats a great idea, so a headvagina you can bang, that you can kiss and that can give ya a blowjob, we'r onto a winner here guys:)
| bushwacka wrote: | tiny, negligible things like human rights and verbal communication aside  |
Isn't the whole point about shutting them the fuck up, who gives a shit about human rights, its done through mutual consent anyways
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Cohen
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dude seriously youve been 'in love' like 10 times in the last 3-4 months.. what is going on? Slow down :S
troll detected by SiN
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Sun, 18th Jan 2009 06:38 Post subject: |
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I don't know what else to say besides this.
Shut the fuck up. I feel like I'm losing intelligence reading the verbal diarrhea that you post.
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| Posted: Sun, 18th Jan 2009 07:18 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | I don't know what else to say besides this.
Shut the fuck up. I feel like I'm losing intelligence reading the verbal diarrhea that you post. |
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| Posted: Sun, 18th Jan 2009 10:59 Post subject: |
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deelix
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| Posted: Sun, 18th Jan 2009 11:55 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 18th Jan 2009 12:02 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | I don't know what else to say besides this.
Shut the fuck up. I feel like I'm losing intelligence reading the verbal diarrhea that you post. |
QFT!!
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Sun, 18th Jan 2009 12:52 Post subject: |
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thats not realy what "love" is about though is it.
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Sun, 18th Jan 2009 12:56 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | I don't know what else to say besides this.
Shut the fuck up. I feel like I'm losing intelligence reading the verbal diarrhea that you post. |
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CaptainCox
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| Posted: Sun, 18th Jan 2009 13:02 Post subject: |
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Tell you what, just buy a Fleshlight...it's only something like 60€
FLESHLIGHT
or if you if you want a cheap alternative
THE CHEAP VARIANT
Enjoy  .
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| Posted: Sun, 18th Jan 2009 17:31 Post subject: |
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CaptainCox
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| Posted: Sun, 18th Jan 2009 18:14 Post subject: |
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That's fucking brilliant!
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| Posted: Mon, 19th Jan 2009 04:16 Post subject: |
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I ain't putting my dick in some fleshlight, I want my girl to move her head over my cock so I don't have to waste my energy, thats no option sorry. Give me my vaginahead anyday over some fake pussypipe.
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Przepraszam
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| Posted: Mon, 19th Jan 2009 04:41 Post subject: |
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I think you have watched too many tentacle rapes >>
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| Posted: Mon, 19th Jan 2009 05:12 Post subject: |
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My psychiatrist once told me, Pfiemel, you have an overactive imagination, thats when I realized that I was the psychiatrist and I was just talking to myself. I used to prescribe myself medication for it, but I stopped taking them, now see where that got us eh.
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| Posted: Mon, 19th Jan 2009 13:34 Post subject: |
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Thats easily fixed mate, just stick their fucking head in a bucket of this stuff,
so you see, I really have thought this through, its an epic invention that will make me millions, you mark my words:D
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| Posted: Mon, 19th Jan 2009 13:37 Post subject: |
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omg, what is this topic still doing in general section?!? You Pfiemel are totally sick and twisted internet person...
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Mon, 19th Jan 2009 19:51 Post subject: |
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You obviously have not thought about that one week every month!
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| Posted: Mon, 19th Jan 2009 20:06 Post subject: |
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Sure I have mate, its what I call supertampons,
as long as they have their periods, they will learn to breath through their noses, if they wanna eat, well they'll just have to gargle blood or do it intravenously, everything has been thought of mate, I am thinking about patenting this design of mine, talks with surgeons have already started to see if its a viable feat, they ensured me it was, but I will know for sure within 2 weeks from now, they found a willing testsubject on which they are gonna perform the surgery, its a lesbo and her girlfriend has a bad back and she can't bend her back, so its perfect for her, atleast after a succesful operation she can perform the cunnilingus standing, just my luck eh:)
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| Posted: Fri, 23rd Jan 2009 01:09 Post subject: |
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Can we ban him over this? Him and his clit cleaner. (whatever the fuck it is)
Just so he will STFU for maybe 7 days and give us all peace.
PLZ
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| Posted: Fri, 23rd Jan 2009 01:57 Post subject: |
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If everyone ignores him he will go away... so just ignore him.
Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly
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| Posted: Fri, 23rd Jan 2009 02:17 Post subject: |
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Wouldn't it be easier to lobotomize them ?
Per Ardua Ad Astra
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| Posted: Fri, 23rd Jan 2009 02:39 Post subject: |
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im much better at this than you
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| Posted: Fri, 23rd Jan 2009 11:52 Post subject: |
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@ least you have some sense of style 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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