my really messed up christmas (serious)
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Did I over do it?
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gobo




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Dec 2008 12:28    Post subject: my really messed up christmas (serious)
(keeping this short for now) (my head is pounding and im shaking)

so it was christmas day and my family always meets at my grandmothers house. my grandma has lots of bottles of liqour in the basement she never drinks. So she says grab a bottle to me and my cousin. We decided on a 1976 bottle of black velvet reserve (canadian whisky http://www.blackvelvetwhisky.com/)

so long story short I drank 2/3 of the bottle in an hour straight shots and some mixed. I also had about 5 glasses of wine and 2 large glasses of 15% burbon blended egg nog. SO this was at about 5PM the last thing I can remember. this is all I Remember drinking does not mean I Did not drink more

OK so I wokup at 5:30AM in the morning at my parents house with no pants on can't find my wallet or $400 coat or my 90$ shirt. So I wakup with red barf all over my new 30 dollar t shirt. I have no idea what happened and I'm still fuckin wasted as fuck

my family must think im a drunkard I also have a huge bruise on my elbow, I'm hoping I just collapsed and that I did not hit anyone.

complete total fuckin blackout
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Paintface




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Dec 2008 12:51    Post subject:
merry christmas!
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Dec 2008 13:49    Post subject:
you should've stuck to the whisky. the wine and eggnog were just overkill.
sucks about the wallet and clothes, but the no-pants-on part makes up for it. kinda.
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Dec 2008 14:06    Post subject:
you need a poll for this?


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Dec 2008 19:03    Post subject:
lol apologize to family and learn how to drink.
Especially apologize to your grandma.


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scarfacew3




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Dec 2008 19:08    Post subject:
No problem at all.


CCIE
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Yondaime
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Dec 2008 19:58    Post subject:
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Submiqent




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Dec 2008 21:28    Post subject:
You just got drunk?! That's a daily occurrence with my mother.

"my family must think im a drunkard"

Well yeah, look what you just did.
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Dec 2008 21:30    Post subject:
not rly a drunkard would drink a serious shit load, not that much(what he drunk was srsly lil bit), and be seriously abusive/vulgar/etc. you just showed you're a kid, you're irresponsible and you can't handle a drink. you aren't a drunkard yet. apologize to your family. say you had too much to drink and you're sorry for anything that happened.

if your family hadn't talked to you about what happened, then they're just embarrassed. you prolly got nekkid and ran around singing and screaming. if you did something bad they'd talk to you about how disappointed they are in having a son like you Razz


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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Dec 2008 21:45    Post subject:
Do you really live in Cambodia?
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Dec 2008 21:59    Post subject:
hmm isn't this guy who posted some copy/paste story about 2 months ago and someone posted link to it?

what else there is to do on christmas? you socialize with people by drinking


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 03:55    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Do you really live in Cambodia?



I don't believe so. Cool

Merry Christmas Sev. Take care and have a great holiday.
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swingman




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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 04:54    Post subject:
besthijacker wrote:
hmm isn't this guy who posted some copy/paste story about 2 months ago and someone posted link to it?


http://isoleeted.com/index.php?topic=5264.0

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besthijacker wrote:
what else there is to do on christmas?


Make up fictitious threads about one's non-existent life and post them on sites all over the web. These guys must have a massive database of sites/nicks/passwords to keep track of this crap.
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 07:00    Post subject:
that works too

I guess quote silence is golden is applicable here

some stories are meant to be shared and well others are just meant to be forgotten

I guess picture of this is applicable as well

 Spoiler:
 


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 08:15    Post subject:
btw, if you're interested .. the last thread from this full of shit loser

http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=47926


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 08:18    Post subject:
but it's still lol. come on. Very Happy
some poor loser thought of it and thought it'd be WOW and AWESOME Very Happy but it's not


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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 12:52    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
deelix wrote:
Do you really live in Cambodia?



I don't believe so. Cool

Merry Christmas Sev. Take care and have a great holiday.
thx, hung over as hell atm :\
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 18:48    Post subject:
Laughing hung over... haha what are you? A CHILD?!! Drink water after drinking large amounts of liquor so your brain doesn't get all dry.


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Dec 2008 06:13    Post subject: Re: my really messed up christmas (serious)
gobo wrote:
(keeping this short for now) (my head is pounding and im shaking)

so it was christmas day and my family always meets at my grandmothers house. my grandma has lots of bottles of liqour in the basement she never drinks. So she says grab a bottle to me and my cousin. We decided on a 1976 bottle of black velvet reserve (canadian whisky http://www.blackvelvetwhisky.com/)

so long story short I drank 2/3 of the bottle in an hour straight shots and some mixed. I also had about 5 glasses of wine and 2 large glasses of 15% burbon blended egg nog. SO this was at about 5PM the last thing I can remember. this is all I Remember drinking does not mean I Did not drink more

OK so I wokup at 5:30AM in the morning at my parents house with no pants on can't find my wallet or $400 coat or my 90$ shirt. So I wakup with red barf all over my new 30 dollar t shirt. I have no idea what happened and I'm still fuckin wasted as fuck

my family must think im a drunkard I also have a huge bruise on my elbow, I'm hoping I just collapsed and that I did not hit anyone.

complete total fuckin blackout


good xmas mate Smile


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Dec 2008 18:38    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
btw, if you're interested .. the last thread from this full of shit loser

http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=47926


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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Dec 2008 23:23    Post subject:
fuck what your family think of you, why the fuck didn't they look out for you? fuck them.


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Dec 2008 23:47    Post subject:
Horrordee wrote:
why the fuck didn't they look out for you?


probably because it never happened?


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